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Alpha × Beta
Ying Xunhuai is a Beta. When his Alpha partner cheats on him with an Omega, he resolutely asks for a divorce.
While attending a parent-teacher meeting for his son, Ying Xunhuai meets another parent:
Qin Lianye, over six feet tall, broad-shouldered and long-legged, with a wild charm. It’s a shame he’s an Alpha.
Qin Lianye falls in love with Ying Xunhuai at first sight, but the other man has a partner, so he’s prepared to wait for an opening. Then he suddenly discovers the man is divorced.
Qin Lianye struggles to hide his grin. “You got divorced?”
Ying Xunhuai: “How did you know?”
Qin Lianye says, “I kept an eye out.”
They walk in silence for a while.
Then Qin Lianye suddenly says, “Actually, I’m divorced too.”
Ying Xunhuai: “…Why did you get divorced?”
Qin Lianye: “I got cheated on.”
Ying Xunhuai: “…”
Qin Lianye: “What about you?”
Ying Xunhuai: “Same.”
Qin Lianye’s best friend keeps dumping his relationship problems on him.
Chu Ximing tells him eight hundred times a day that he doesn’t want a divorce.
Qin Lianye: “Go kneel outside your ex-husband’s house and tell him that!”
Chu Ximing: “I can’t live without him. You just don’t understand!”
Qin Lianye: “I don’t, but listen. I recently met someone. Let me put it this way: I’ve never met anyone I clicked with so well. The first time I saw him, I thought, that’s my man.”
Chu Ximing gets curious. “Then I have to meet this guy.”
Qin Lianye is pursuing Ying Xunhuai with all he’s got, and invites him to a friend’s concert.
Halfway through the show, a special guest slowly rises on the lift. The person onstage is Ying Xunhuai’s ex-husband, Chu Ximing.
Qin Lianye: “That’s the guy I told you about, my childhood friend, the famous star.”
Ying Xunhuai gives him a complicated look. “He’s your childhood friend?”
Just that morning, this childhood friend had been crouching outside Ying Xunhuai’s door, begging him to get back together…
The concert’s big-screen audience interaction begins.
Chu Ximing tells the fans, “My childhood friend came to the concert tonight, too.”
The camera pans down, and Chu Ximing sees his childhood friend standing beside the person he called “a perfect match” and “the man I knew was mine at first sight.”
Chu Ximing: “Wait, that’s my ex-husband at first sight!”
Content warnings:
Neither lead is sexually inexperienced.
The bottom is a Beta who has an artificial reproductive cavity implanted and gives birth.
Both leads have ex-husbands who go through regret-and-redemption arcs.
Upcoming novel: Mistaking My Roommate for a Scumbag
Zhu Jiu: This isn’t the regret-and-redemption arc I signed up for〒▽〒
A hotheaded, pampered young master × a gloomy, scheming man in glasses
During the summer after the college entrance exams, Zhu Jiu meets a guy who’s over six feet tall and so handsome he’s exactly his type.
With no romantic experience at all, Zhu Jiu falls head over heels and spends millions on him in a month.
Suddenly, the guy’s girlfriend shows up.
Only then does Zhu Jiu learn that he’s straight and was dating him just for his money.
Zhu Jiu’s first love, whom he’d pined after for a month, ends just like that, and he loses twenty pounds.
*
On the first day of college, Zhu Jiu arrives at his dorm, heartbroken. He opens the door.
He sees a familiar handsome face, his eyes widen, and he punches the guy.
Zhu Jiu: “Lin Shao! You scumbag! Give me my money back!”
Lin Shao: “Who are you?”
When Zhu Jiu realizes the guy doesn’t even recognize him, he gets so angry he passes out (for real) and ends up in the hospital on the first day of school.
Lin Shao claims he has amnesia, but Zhu Jiu doesn’t believe him for a second. He thinks it’s a new trick to scam him out of more money.
Zhu Jiu tells Lin Shao to make it up to him by serving him hand and foot for all four years of college, or he’ll report him for fraud.
*
Lin Shao spends an entire semester taking care of Zhu Jiu like a treasured possession.
Zhu Jiu happily accepts Lin Shao’s kindness and occasionally humiliates him, just as Lin Shao once humiliated him.
He makes Lin Shao wear a maid outfit, forces him to do intimate things, and eventually has his way with him.
Zhu Jiu: “Straight? Let’s see if you can still call yourself straight!”
*
A scumbag is exposed on the university forum for juggling three partners and getting caught cheating on a livestream.
Zhu Jiu clicks on the livestream to see what’s going on, only to discover that the man onscreen is Lin Shao!
Zhu Jiu is furious, already planning how to give him a taste of hell so he learns his lesson and becomes completely unable to leave him…
Suddenly, the dorm door opens.
The person he just saw on the livestream walks in, carrying a bowl of porridge to keep warm for him.
Lin Shao says, “I waited in line for three hours to get it. It’s still warm. How about you have just a little?”
Zhu Jiu is stunned. He looks at the livestream, then at the person in front of him.
Oh crap, he got the wrong person.
But why do you two look exactly alike?!
Lin Shao’s roommate, a young master, mistakes him for his twin brother and thinks he tricked him into falling in love, swindled him, and pretended to be gay.
What no one else knows is that Lin Shao really is gay, and fell for the young master at first sight.
But the young master is so passionate that everyone around him likes him, and he even has an arranged marriage partner.
How can Lin Shao win him over…? He can only play on his guilt a little, like letting the young master torment him until he realizes he had the wrong person all along.
The night Zhu Jiu forced himself on Lin Shao, Lin Shao recorded a video.
When Zhu Jiu realizes he tormented the wrong person, he apologizes and promises to make it up to him.
Lin Shao pulls out the video. “If you don’t want this getting out, stay with me like this for the rest of your life.”
Theme: Learn to be earnest, and learn to be faithful
I think this kind of relationship is delicious... If you don't care about it, don't blame others for fighting over it😋
Afterwards:
Qin Lianye: Then it's better not to get what you want.
Loser dog, my ex-husband () the more you lose, the more anxious you become, the more anxious you become, the more you lose. You have already lost at the starting line, give up🏳️
"Hikozaki gathered his clothes and said: "..." This is a big bug for the author~ Is there an extra sentence?
My ex-husband is so irritating, when are we going to get rid of him?
(Singing incense) (Method) Come to the v line (Dance Master)
Delicious, this article is so on point
It's so harmonious when put together with other completed articles in the column.
Wow, it looks like the copywriting is almost here.
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
I think this kind of relationship is delicious... If you don't care about it, don't blame others for fighting over it😋
Afterwards: Qin Lianye: Then it's better not to get what you want.
Loser dog, my ex-husband () the more you lose, the more anxious you become, the more anxious you become, the more you lose. You have already lost at the starting line, give up🏳️
"Hikozaki gathered his clothes and said: "..." This is a big bug for the author~ Is there an extra sentence?
My ex-husband is so irritating, when are we going to get rid of him?
(Singing incense) (Method) Come to the v line (Dance Master)
Delicious, this article is so on point
It's so harmonious when put together with other completed articles in the column.
Wow, it looks like the copywriting is almost here.
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~