Bai Xiaoqiao, a minor celebrity barely known in the entertainment industry, suddenly gets offered a leading role in a drama that should be way beyond her reach. Little work, lots of money, and treated like royalty.
On the day filming begins, before Bai Xiaoqiao can even greet the director and the others, the first person she sees is her dad, who disappeared six years ago.
In front of everyone, her father takes off his sunglasses and strides over to hug his stunned daughter. Tears stream down his face like a waterfall. "My little princess, you've suffered so much these past few years. It's all Dad's fault. But Dad is back now, so you'll never have to suffer again..."
Seeing the strange, varied expressions on the crew's faces, Bai Xiaoqiao once again experiences that familiar embarrassment.
Yep, that's definitely her dad.
She forgot to mention: ever since she could remember, her father had been a total chuuni. He'd made her want to disappear from embarrassment countless times, leaving her with indelible memories from childhood onward. She never imagined that after six years apart, he would still be just as chuuni, if not worse!
But honestly, that familiar feeling of wanting to die of embarrassment somehow made her so emotional she almost cried!
Only later did Bai Xiaoqiao learn that during the years he'd been missing, her father had transmigrated to another world and become a peerless hero.
Case solved: chuuni plus peerless hero. No wonder her dad's "condition" had gotten worse and worse.
As far as Bai Xiaoqiao can tell, the only thing that hasn't changed about her dad is how utterly devoted he is to his daughter. If anything, he spoils her even more than before he disappeared. He once declared grandly in front of her, "Even if my little princess wants the whole world, Dad can conquer it for you."
Bai Xiaoqiao: "..."
I can feel the love, but there's no need to conquer the world, okay?!
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Next up: Collecting for I Make My Name Across the Three Realms with Secret Identities
Synopsis: To ordinary people, life is as fleeting as grass. Cultivators rule the world. Without a path to cultivation, your life is worth less than dust.
Born into this otherworld, Fang Zixi has always believed she has a golden finger.
But after she was born, she discovered at age five that she had no talent for cultivation. Then her parents disappeared, and she was left to live under someone else's roof. By the time she was thirteen, bandits had wiped out her entire village and dragged her up their mountain.
Fang Zixi: Damn this rotten heaven, playing me like this [furious cursing.jpg]
When she was fourteen, someone led an expedition to wipe out the bandit stronghold where she lived. An accident happened as she fled, and at long last, her golden finger finally arrived.
From then on, not only could Fang Zixi cultivate, she could also switch freely between six great races.
Fang Zixi: Help me up, I can still fight!
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They say a genius has recently appeared among the human race. But this genius stole a princess who was supposed to marry into the Ten Thousand Clouds Dynasty, took her hostage, and eloped with her, ruining the marriage alliance. The dynasty has issued a warrant for her arrest.
Fang Zixi (hesitantly): Is that me?
The dynasty really did issue a warrant for her arrest, but the princess... no, the princess was actually her senior brother in disguise. She didn't take him hostage; he chose to leave with her. The dynasty is slandering her!
They say that after many years without a single dragon hatchling being born, the dragon race unexpectedly discovered one and brought it back to their clan. Every dragon spoiled the little hatchling rotten. Anyone who dared bully it would have the entire dragon clan to answer to.
Fang Zixi (confidently): That's me!
No mistake this time. I'm the beloved little dragon everyone dotes on.
They say the Asura race, where everyone is beautiful, has produced a universally acknowledged great beauty. Her looks are so breathtaking they shake heaven and earth. Countless male Asuras fall at her feet, and once word of her beauty spreads, even people from other races want a glimpse, just to see how beautiful she is.
Fang Zixi (flipping her hair): That's me again!
Being too beautiful is a sin, too.
The female King of Hell in the ghost realm? An eight-winged angel of the heavenly race? An aristocrat of the hungry ghosts?
Fang Zixi (nodding): That's me, that's me. All of them!
I'm so famous, I'm the top-tier star of the Three Realms.
Everyone across the Three Realms: "..."
We just want to know, which one of these aren't you?!
Theme: Family is priceless
Will I really write about cultivating immortality in the future?
Hahahahahaha, write more