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After dying suddenly, Chen Ranyi transmigrates into a danmei novel, becoming the overbearing CEO top who is unloved by both his parents.

...Or rather, the CEO's blind date.

In the original story, the CEO is brilliant, formidable, wise, and gifted, with top-notch looks, intelligence, and education. But he comes from an unhappy family.

His father is wary of him, his stepmother is a hypocrite, his younger brother hates him, and even the childhood friend who grew up with him betrays him.

After blow upon blow in both his career and love life, the heartbroken CEO eventually dies with regrets.

What a miserable life!

So Chen Ranyi appears out of nowhere and works tirelessly to save the CEO.

When someone plots to kidnap the CEO, Chen Ranyi turns into a professional agent. He follows the GPS tracker on the kidnappers, crawls through ventilation ducts, takes down ten burly men single-handedly, and finally carries the CEO down from the sixteenth floor.

During the ordeal, the CEO faints from fear of heights three times.

At a huge gala, the CEO is set up by his younger brother and accidentally leans against a balcony railing on the verge of collapse. At the last possible moment, Chen Ranyi, hanging from the floor below, reaches out and firmly catches the CEO by the butt.

He flashes a wicked smile, his voice low and alluring. "Don't panic. I'm here."

The CEO refuses to submit to his family's demands and gets locked in a room. Chen Ranyi instantly transforms into a giant deep-sea octopus, swinging his long tentacles in circles and slapping everyone in the face.

He punches the heartless father, kicks the vicious stepmother, knocks out the brainless younger brother, then takes the starving CEO straight to a high-end restaurant and runs up a huge bill on his bank card.

Fight hunger! Be yourself!

The heartless father, whose bank card has been swiped, struggles to his feet, checks the payment notification on his phone, and promptly gets so angry he lands in the ICU.

After clearing every obstacle in the CEO's way, Chen Ranyi is about to make his graceful exit when someone blocks his path.

The CEO, who usually wears a cool expression, tugs at his sleeve. "Why are plump oysters buried in the beach mud?"

Chen Ranyi: "...Why?"

"Because plump oysters love mud."

[Reading Guide]

1. A shameless, silly bottom who's exactly as he seems x a strong-willed, scheming CEO top who loves playing a part

2. The world inside the book is entirely fictional, with same-sex marriage

3. The top has everything under control, except the bottom

4. The author is a complete airhead with no logic, always forgetting what she wrote a moment ago. This is a total beginner's practice piece. If it's not for you, please just close the page. Don't yell at me, QAQ.

[Next novel: Can I Copy Your Exam Paper? is currently being written and is coming soon!]

Blurb:

[Help! What do I do if I accidentally copied my way into the honors class?]

During the first semester of his sophomore year, Xie Zhiyue is forced to transfer to a neighboring high school after getting into fights one too many times.

He talks about studying hard, then promptly copies so much on the placement exam that he lands himself in the honors class.

One month into the school year, the homeroom teacher stares at Xie Zhiyue's dismal grades and falls into deep thought.

After a long silence, he hesitantly asks, "...Can you tell me how you got into our class in the first place?"

Xie Zhiyue hesitates for two seconds. "Was... was my eyesight too good?"

"..."

On the first day of the new school year, Fu Wenxin, the top student in the grade, is assigned to the honors class as usual.

Then he discovers that the idiot who sat beside him during the placement exam, practically sticking his eyes over Fu's desk to copy the answers, is now his deskmate.

Fu Wenxin: "..."

...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

[Reading Guide]

1. A sunny, chuunibyou, straight-shooting bottom who's a bit of an idiot x a prickly, softhearted, purehearted top student

2. A silly, sweet campus romance! Both are each other's first and only! No angst or tearjerkers!

3. The top has a minor heart condition early on, but he recovers later.

Theme: Learn to fight back against adversity and say no to injustice.