[The silly campus rom-com, Can I Borrow Your Exam Paper to Copy?, is currently being written!]
As a male college student who diligently dragged himself to 8 a.m. classes every day, Chen Songsheng dreamed of one day going completely crazy and taking the whole world down with him.
Then one day, he choked to death. He closed his eyes, opened them, and transmigrated into a cultivation world, where he became a disciple of some obscure little sect.
He dreamed of eating well and helping the world, thinking he'd finally be able to lie flat. But...
What was this about a unified entrance exam for all the ordinary upper-tier sects in the entire cultivation world?
In the outer sect classroom, a stern graduate student of a senior sister yelled herself hoarse: "If you don't study hard, all you'll ever be good for is sweeping floors at a first-rate sect!"
By the inner sect path, a senior brother lowered his head and sighed regretfully. "If only I'd known, I wouldn't have chosen sword cultivation. The pressure is so intense. Now that I think about it, alchemy would've suited me better."
On the training field, an old man over fifty pounded the ground and cried out, "Aaaaaah, why did I fail again?! I've been held back for three hundred years! Why won't you let me pass?!"
Chen Songsheng: "..."
If he'd been a high school senior before transmigrating, he could've written a three-thousand-word paper overnight on Career Goals and Employment Paths in the Sword Cultivation Industry and submitted it to the elders.
Unfortunately, he was a college junior before transmigrating, and now he could eat three big bowls of plain rice in one sitting.
By a twist of fate, Chen Songsheng was bound to an unknown System, which required him to make his school thrive and claim the top spot in the cultivation world within a hundred years.
System: "Our goal is to spread knowledge throughout the nine provinces and build the number one immortal sect through our strength!"
With the mission before him, he resolutely embarked on a path that would make his name immortal.
To expand enrollment, Chen Songsheng took on the job of admissions director and began poaching people from everywhere. Medicine cultivators, talisman cultivators, sword cultivators, music cultivators... He'd trick them into joining first and worry about the rest later!
The Swordsmanship Institute, Medical College, Body-Tempering Institute, Spirit Beast Institute, and Law College all rose to prominence. The sect flourished, the cultivation world's landscape was reshaped, and employment rates for cultivators shot way up.
One day, a cultivator who had just emerged from the mountains arrived in the area. He'd been flying on his sword for barely fifteen minutes when a patrol disciple in uniform stopped him.
The patrol disciple kept a stern expression and his head down as he wrote out a ticket. "The school ahead has a speed limit. I need to see your sword-flying license."
The sword cultivator, holding the ticket and questioning his life choices: "Huh?"
Note: Normally, I update six days a week and take Thursdays off. I'm a beginner author, so suggestions are welcome, but please don't yell at me QAQ.
I've just realized this is actually a silly, slice-of-life cultivation story.
[The silly campus rom-com, Can I Borrow Your Exam Paper to Copy?, is currently being written!]
At the start of the second semester of his sophomore year, Xie Zhiyue was forced to transfer to the high school next door after getting into one fight too many.
He'd barely started talking about studying hard when he copied so much on the placement exam that he ended up in the advanced class.
A month into the school year, the homeroom teacher stared at Xie Zhiyue's monthly exam results, lost in thought.
After a long silence, he hesitantly asked, "...Can you tell me how you got second place in the grade on the placement exam?"
Xie Zhiyue hesitated for two seconds. "My... my eyesight's really good?"
"..."
On the first day of the new school year, Fu Wenxin was assigned to the advanced class as usual.
Then he discovered that the idiot who had sat beside him during the placement exam, nearly sticking his eyes on Fu's desk to copy his answers, had become his deskmate.
Fu Wenxin: "..."
...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Reader's guide:
1. Silly, sunny, chuuni, straightforward bottom x occasionally stubborn, tsundere, innocent top student top.
2. A silly campus rom-com! Both are each other's first and only partners! No angst or tearjerkers!
3. This clueless author writes whatever comes to mind, with no brains or logic, and forgets what happens from one chapter to the next. I occasionally fix plot bugs, so feel free to point them out~
4. Before the novel goes premium, updates follow the rankings. Depending on the situation, I may update every other day or take one day off after two days of updates.
5. If I need to take time off or something comes up and I can't update, I'll post a leave notice or announcement~
Theme: Grow through adversity
[Pre-receipt: Hilarious sand sculpture urban beauty article~Hot manuscripts are being saved~] As a male college student who diligently goes to school every day, Chen Ranyi's dream is to one day destroy the whole world equally by going crazy. As a result, he died suddenly in class, and he slipped into a business war novel and became a tyrant whose father did not love his mother. The blind date of... The overlord in the original text is wise, powerful, wise and courageous, has a strong military strategy and is domineering, and is as handsome as a banished immortal, but he has an unhappy native family. His father was jealous, his stepmother was hypocritical, his younger brother was hostile, and even Qingmei, whom he had grown up with since childhood, chose to betray him. Under the heavy blow of career and love, the frustrated boss finally ended up dying with hatred. How can such a life be so miserable? Then Chen Ranyi came out of the blue, and his high position at the beginning attracted the attention of the boss. From then on, his daily life became: When the boss drinks tea, he prescribes medicine; when the boss picks up the dishes, he turns the table; when the boss sings, he cuts the songs; when the boss drinks water, he brakes; when the boss takes his privacy, he talks nonsense. Boss Ba was kidnapped by someone. Chen Ranyi transformed into a professional agent and chased the eighteen GPS devices installed on Boss Ba into the ventilation ducts. He defeated ten big men by himself, and finally climbed down from the fire pipe on the 16th floor with Boss Ba on his back. During this period, the boss fainted three times due to fear of heights. At a large cocktail party, the boss was tricked by his younger brother and he accidentally leaned on the crumbling balcony railing due to disrepair. At the critical moment, Chen Ranyi, who was hanging downstairs, stretched out his hands and firmly grabbed the boss's hips. He smiled evilly and said in a low and seductive voice: "Don't worry, I'm here." Because he refused to obey the family's unreasonable demands, the boss was locked in a room. Chen Ranyi transformed into a wild monkey in Mount Emei, going crazy at all angles in 365 degrees. He punched his unscrupulous father, kicked his vicious stepmother, knocked out his brain-dead brother, and then took the boss, who was about to starve to death, straight to a high-end restaurant to swipe his bank cards. Sweep away hunger! Be yourself! The unscrupulous father who had his bank card stolen struggled to get up from a coma, looked at the charge text message on his mobile phone, and was immediately sent to the ICU out of anger. After clearing all the obstacles for Boss Ba, Chen Ranyi wanted to make a successful retreat, but was blocked by others. The boss, who always had a calm expression in the past, was now shy and timid, with a thin blush on his face, and gently pulled his sleeve, "Why are all the fertile oysters buried in the mud on the beach?" Chen Ranyi: "... Why?" "Because Wo Oyster likes mud." Food Guide ①He looks like a shameless sand sculpture shou × a sinister, aloof and scheming tenacious tyrant. ②Everything is under control except receiving ③I will add it when I think of it
Ho ho ho! Finished reading! Scatter flowers [spread flowers]
Finished spreading flowers!!! It's so interesting, there's not enough to watch 😭
It turns out that Xiao Wu is a brother. You smell so good. No wonder Xiao Wu also felt that it smelled good when he first picked it up.
It depends on Sheng Sheng's daily routine, it's really cute
Kurotsuchahahahahaha
Woohoo, why is it so hot and fast? I still want to see it.
It's good-looking, interesting, and imaginative, and has a feeling of high-quality beauty from previous years!
Woohoo, wow, it's over. I've finished reading such a fascinating book.
Xiao Wu woo woo woo, you are the most beautiful.