[Third-person narration]
You're a wage slave. After graduating from college, you land a job at Pei Group, the biggest and most powerful company in City A, and become the general manager's secretary. That means you get to see every day the domineering CEO that every woman in City A has her eye on.
He's handsome and graceful, rich, as beautiful as Pan An, and refined and courteous.
He's the ideal arranged-marriage match for every woman in City A's upper class.
But only you know that he's actually a fussy neat freak who loves squeezing every last bit of work out of his employees.
You've never had a job this grueling. You have to be polished enough for the boardroom and domestic enough for the kitchen, on call twenty-four hours a day, and at his house early every morning to offer three sticks of incense to the God of Wealth enshrined there.
You've thought about quitting countless times. But when you see all those zeroes on your monthly paycheck, you ultimately bow your head and endure it for the sake of making a living, turning your rage into strength as you come up with eight hundred fresh ways to roast him in your mind every day.
Until one day, you have to work overtime because you're accompanying your boss to a business dinner, and you're in the middle of a particularly enthusiastic internal rant.
Suddenly, you notice your boss turning to look at you with a complicated, inscrutable expression.
You instantly paste on a professional smile, without letting your internal rant pause for a moment.
Then you watch your boss's expression grow more and more grim. He stands up and says to you, "Come on. We're going home."
You: Huh?
_
I'm a domineering CEO.
I have a secretary. He's excellent.
No matter how difficult the work I assign him is, he always finishes on time.
He's like a shadow, always following silently behind me.
And he likes to smile at me.
Every time I turn around, I find him gazing at me with a smile in his eyes.
They say that if someone secretly loves you, it's like being beside a blazing fire. How could you not feel the heat?
(Quoted from the internet)
So I always thought he liked me.
Until one day, I ate a wild mushroom at a business dinner and suddenly found I could hear my secretary's thoughts.
[What are you looking at? Hurry up and eat!]
[I'm so damn tired, and I still have to come to this stupid dinner with you! This stupid dinner!]
[Wretched capitalist. One day, I'm going to rise up and sing as a liberated peasant. Before long, I'll have you beneath me.]
[Please, stop posing and let us go home already. Thank you.]
Me: "Huh?"
Later, I realized that hearing his thoughts was just a misunderstanding. But I also discovered that my secretary actually doesn't like me.
So... was I the one who'd been imagining things all along?
:(
Humble wage slave x fussy boss
P.S. 1. The "thoughts" in this story are a symptom of poisoning, not actual thoughts.
2. The wild mushroom poisoning in this story is included solely for the plot and is in no way meant to make light of mushroom poisoning. Eating poisonous wild mushrooms can cause severe food poisoning, allergic reactions, and other health risks. When buying and eating mushrooms, always choose reputable sellers, and make sure wild mushrooms are thoroughly cooked before eating. If you experience any discomfort, seek medical care promptly. If any readers in Yunnan feel uncomfortable, the author would like to apologize in advance. ORZ. (Note added 2024/9/5)
Coming next: I Was Reincarnated as the Tyrant's Eunuch. Please add it to your collection~
Qian Yao opens his eyes.
Before him is a magnificent golden palace, but the floor is strewn with corpses, and the ornate carpet is soaked through with blood.
He's dressed as a eunuch, trembling as he kneels behind a pillar.
Before he can work out what's going on, he hears a scraping sound as a sword drags across the floor.
Qian Yao looks up and sees a man in imperial robes walking toward him with a sword. Its blade catches the cold light, and the man's face is smeared with blood that hasn't yet dried.
Qian Yao freezes for a moment, then shuts his eyes and pinches himself hard.
This has to be a dream.
If I just open my eyes...
It's still the same dream! Help, QAQ!
-
Qi An has a secret no one knows.
He can hear other people's thoughts. But every time he does, he feels miserable for a long while, so he's decided to save this ability for the most important moments, like...
When he's killing someone.
Watching people about to die weep and beg before him, while inwardly cursing him to die a horrible death, is truly entertaining.
That day, his younger brother rebelled, so he cut him down with his sword and then slaughtered everyone in the entire palace hall.
Only one poor soul was left in the whole palace: a little eunuch who had come to deliver tea before the emperor's younger brother rebelled.
The boy is innocent, but Qi An can't let him live.
But when he approaches the little eunuch with his sword, he finds that the boy is unlike anyone he's killed before.
No weeping. No begging on his knees. No trembling like a leaf.
He just keeps his eyes closed, his thin lips moving slightly as if murmuring something.
Is he trying to curse me? Qi An wonders.
So for once, he uses his ability on a eunuch.
He listens for a while, his brows drawing together slightly.
Then he raises Qian Yao's chin with his sword and asks, curiosity in his voice, "What is... democracy?"
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Everyone in the palace knows that the exquisitely beautiful little eunuch is the emperor's most precious person. They are together from morning to night, never apart, and the little eunuch dares to take the emperor's hand in the throne room to stop him from wielding his sword.
Only the emperor doesn't see it that way.
No matter how useful the eunuch is, he's still just a lowly servant. Qi An can replace him whenever he wants.
But then, one day, the person he used to toy with in the palm of his hand disappears.
No matter how hard he searches, he can't find him.
Only then does Qi An realize that the eunuch is his beloved.
Theme: Even when life leaves you in a difficult place, keep your heart turned toward the light and move forward hand in hand
Please collect the next book "The Little Eunuch Dressed as a Tyrant" [Red Heart]
Qian Yao opened his eyes.
In front of him was a magnificent palace, but the floor was covered with corpses, and the gorgeous carpet was almost soaked in blood.
And he was wearing a eunuch's clothes, kneeling quietly behind the pillar.
Before he could figure out the situation before him, he heard a "stab" sound and the sword slashed across the ground.
Qian Yao raised his head and saw a man wearing a dragon robe walking toward him with a sword in hand. The sword reflected cold light, and his face was stained with blood that had not yet dried.
Qian Yao was stunned for a moment, closed his eyes and pinched himself hard.
This must be a dream.
Just open your eyes...
It's still this dream! Help QAQ
Qi'an has an unknown secret.
He can hear the voices of others, but every time he hears it, he will feel uncomfortable for a long time, so he decided to put this ability into the most critical moments, such as...
When killing people.
It was really interesting to see those dying people crying and begging in front of him, but in their hearts they were madly scolding themselves for not having a good death.
That day, his imperial brother rebelled and was killed by his sword. Then he bloodbathed the entire hall.
There was only one unlucky little eunuch left in the entire palace, the eunuch who came to deliver tea after his emperor's brother rebelled.
This man is innocent, but he cannot be kept.
However, when he came to the little eunuch with his sword in hand, he found that he was different from the people he had killed before.
There was no crying, no kneeling down to beg for mercy, no shaking like chaff.
He just closed his eyes and opened and closed his thin lips slightly, wondering what he was thinking?
Are you putting a curse on me? Qi'an thought to himself.
So he rarely used his ability on a eunuch.
But he listened for a while and frowned slightly.
Then he raised Qian Yao's chin with his sword, with a hint of curiosity in his tone, "What is... Democracy?"
Everyone in the palace knew that the beautiful little eunuch was the one who was at the top of His Majesty's heart. He met her day and night, never left his side day and night, and dared to hold His Majesty's hand in the palace to prevent him from holding the sword.
Only the emperor didn't think so.
No matter how easy it is to use, it is nothing more than a lowly eunuch, and he can change it at any time.
But unexpectedly, one day, the person he played with disappeared.
He couldn't find it anywhere.
Only then did Qi'an realize that it was his heart and soul.
If you have something to do, be a secretary, if you have nothing to do, be a secretary?
So good oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Woohoo, Mr. Pei and Xiaojing will always be happy [red heart]
I understand my aunt's feelings. In fact, there are many people who have children but still get divorced. The children may even be in pain because of their parents' marriage. Using children as a so-called emotional tie is equally fragile.
"However, Pei Songji likes it very much", which is a big bug for the author~
It's so painful, I feel a bit like it. I feel that it's unacceptable to my aunt because he thinks this is an abnormal relationship. It has nothing to do with anything else. It's just because he doesn't agree with homosexuality. Unless something really happens later, or the condition is exposed, otherwise people like my aunt shouldn't be able to agree.
You made me cry for a solid two hours. . . . I still have to go to bed at eight o'clock in the morning.
This should be Mr. Pei, right?
Finished spreading flowers [spreading flowers] [spreading flowers] I read four books by the author in one day [covering my face and laughing and crying] [covering my face and laughing and crying] See you next time [laughing]
Please collect the next book "The Little Eunuch Dressed as a Tyrant" [Red Heart] Qian Yao opened his eyes. In front of him was a magnificent palace, but the floor was covered with corpses, and the gorgeous carpet was almost soaked in blood. And he was wearing a eunuch's clothes, kneeling quietly behind the pillar. Before he could figure out the situation before him, he heard a "stab" sound and the sword slashed across the ground. Qian Yao raised his head and saw a man wearing a dragon robe walking toward him with a sword in hand. The sword reflected cold light, and his face was stained with blood that had not yet dried. Qian Yao was stunned for a moment, closed his eyes and pinched himself hard. This must be a dream. Just open your eyes... It's still this dream! Help QAQ Qi'an has an unknown secret. He can hear the voices of others, but every time he hears it, he will feel uncomfortable for a long time, so he decided to put this ability into the most critical moments, such as... When killing people. It was really interesting to see those dying people crying and begging in front of him, but in their hearts they were madly scolding themselves for not having a good death. That day, his imperial brother rebelled and was killed by his sword. Then he bloodbathed the entire hall. There was only one unlucky little eunuch left in the entire palace, the eunuch who came to deliver tea after his emperor's brother rebelled. This man is innocent, but he cannot be kept. However, when he came to the little eunuch with his sword in hand, he found that he was different from the people he had killed before. There was no crying, no kneeling down to beg for mercy, no shaking like chaff. He just closed his eyes and opened and closed his thin lips slightly, wondering what he was thinking? Are you putting a curse on me? Qi'an thought to himself. So he rarely used his ability on a eunuch. But he listened for a while and frowned slightly. Then he raised Qian Yao's chin with his sword, with a hint of curiosity in his tone, "What is... Democracy?" Everyone in the palace knew that the beautiful little eunuch was the one who was at the top of His Majesty's heart. He met her day and night, never left his side day and night, and dared to hold His Majesty's hand in the palace to prevent him from holding the sword. Only the emperor didn't think so. No matter how easy it is to use, it is nothing more than a lowly eunuch, and he can change it at any time. But unexpectedly, one day, the person he played with disappeared. He couldn't find it anywhere. Only then did Qi'an realize that it was his heart and soul.
If you have something to do, be a secretary, if you have nothing to do, be a secretary?
So good oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Woohoo, Mr. Pei and Xiaojing will always be happy [red heart]
I understand my aunt's feelings. In fact, there are many people who have children but still get divorced. The children may even be in pain because of their parents' marriage. Using children as a so-called emotional tie is equally fragile.
"However, Pei Songji likes it very much", which is a big bug for the author~
It's so painful, I feel a bit like it. I feel that it's unacceptable to my aunt because he thinks this is an abnormal relationship. It has nothing to do with anything else. It's just because he doesn't agree with homosexuality. Unless something really happens later, or the condition is exposed, otherwise people like my aunt shouldn't be able to agree.
You made me cry for a solid two hours. . . . I still have to go to bed at eight o'clock in the morning.
This should be Mr. Pei, right?
Finished spreading flowers [spreading flowers] [spreading flowers] I read four books by the author in one day [covering my face and laughing and crying] [covering my face and laughing and crying] See you next time [laughing]