Livestreaming Romance on the Grand Line

There is no gossip you could miss on Sabaody Archipelago.

Not only do tragic love stories about the Four Emperors, the Seven Warlords of the Sea, the three Marine Admirals, and the Revolutionary Army circulate here, but there are even enormous bounties offering huge sums for anyone who can find a missing wife, fiancée, lover, or best friend.

A certain Navy ensign: "If we could catch even one of them, we'd... Hm? Vivian, why aren't you laughing?"

Vivian: Thanks for asking. It's because they're all me.

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Vivian is a seasoned streamer.

No matter how outrageous her viewers' requests are, as long as they tip enough, she'll do anything for money.

So whether it's [Go on a date with one of the Four Emperors], [Move in with one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea], [Forge a special bond with one of the three Marine Admirals], or [Make a member of the Revolutionary Army unable to forget you]...

As long as she fakes her death fast enough, no ex-boyfriend can catch up with her.

That is, until Vivian, clutching her freshly changed secret identity, gets ready to spark something with the up-and-coming rookies who will one day rule the seas on Sabaody Archipelago.

[A: Walk forward and run into the red-haired ex who can't forget you]

[B: Walk backward and bump into the Admiral ex who's still looking for you]

[C: Go left and reunite with your Revolutionary comrade who'd follow you through life and death]

[D: Go right and run into the world's strongest swordsman]

[E: Stand still and wait for them all to show up at once, creating a love-triangle showdown]

The viewers helpfully flood the chat: "We recommend E."

"A considerate streamer would pick all of them!"

"We want the showdown! We want the showdown!"

"They'll find out it's you in thirty seconds."

Frozen in place, Vivian: "...What?"

A few things to know before reading:

1. A romance stream centered on winning people over, with viewer chat interactions, so please be aware.

2. No confirmed pairing yet. Have fun picking your stock.

3. I'll add more as I think of it!

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