Dating the Disciplinary Committee President

[Going premium on June 11, with 10,000 words released that day] [Updates every other day] Kashima Tomie transferred to a new place. It was warm and peaceful here. She liked it very much. She decided to stay and enjoy life. First, find a generous person who'll give her plenty of money. She heard the school's head of discipline committee was especially rich. He collected protection money from all of Namimori. Tomie planned to take down this thoroughly ordinary committee chairman first. Reader's notes: 1. The heroine is my take on Tomie: a little monster-themed sweet treat. Check the first chapter for content warnings. 2. Most people who see Tomie are drawn to her and develop extreme, conflicting feelings toward her. If that bothers you, please don't read. 3. A campus romance about a beautiful snake meeting a little devil. You could call it two bad apples falling in love and doing the public a favor! 4. Any out-of-character moments are on me. Come check out my upcoming novel! Livestreaming Romance on the Grand Line Blurb: There's no gossip that Sabaody Archipelago would miss. Stories of bittersweet romances between the Four Emperors, the Seven Warlords of the Sea, the Three Admirals, and the Revolutionary Army circulate here. There are even enormous bounties offered for anyone who can find a missing wife, fiancee, lover, or close friend. A Navy ensign: "If we could catch even one of them, we'd... Hm? Vivian, why aren't you laughing?" Vivian: Thanks for asking. It's because they're all me. *** *** Vivian is a seasoned streamer. No matter how outrageous her viewers' requests are, as long as they tip enough, money can make her do anything. So whether it's [Go on a date with one of the Four Emperors], [Live with one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea], [Form a special bond with one of the Three Admirals], or [Make a member of the Revolutionary Army pine for you]... As long as she fakes her death fast enough, none of her ex-boyfriends can catch up with her. Until Vivian, clutching her freshly changed secret identity, gets ready to cross paths with the new rookies who will soon make waves on the Grand Line at Sabaody Archipelago. [A. Walk forward and meet the red-haired ex who can't forget you] [B. Walk back and run into the Admiral ex who's still looking for you] [C. Go left and reunite with the revolutionary comrade who stood by you through life and death] [D. Go right and come face-to-face with the world's strongest swordsman] [E. Stand still and wait for them all to show up at once and create a battlefield of romantic rivals] The viewers helpfully flood the chat: "We suggest you pick E." "A considerate streamer would pick them all!" "We want a battlefield of romantic rivals!" "They'll find you in thirty seconds." Frozen Vivian: "...?" Theme: There's always someone worse for a bad person