I Can Do Anything While Cosplaying the Hydro Archon

This novel is titled "I Can Do Anything as the Hydro Archon!" It is a Genshin Impact crossover fanfic about transmigrating into a cosplay character.

Synopsis:

Your name is Fu Nan. You're a top-tier voice actor and actress with maxed-out abilities, but because of your personality, you've done countless embarrassing things in front of your coworkers.

Maybe that's why, after attending a convention hosted by your boss, you finally got what was coming to you.

At the convention, you cosplayed a character from Genshin Impact: Focalors, the god of the nation of water. You put a tremendous amount of effort into the costume.

All in all, everything at the convention went smoothly, right up until you, cosplaying as the Hydro Archon, came up with an outrageous idea that was perfectly in character for you.

Ahem. To put it simply, in your great wisdom, you wanted to satisfy your urge to perform, so you snuck away from your friend, climbed up to the convention center's not-so-high rooftop, and, to the astonishment of the crowd below, shouted the Herrscher of Sentience's iconic line:

“I! The Hydro Archon Focalors! Can do anything!!!”

Congratulations, you really did it.

After that, our Lady Hydro Archon wound up at the police station, suspected of being a phantom thief. Of course, that definitely had nothing to do with you.

This certainly wasn't what you expected, but perhaps everything would work out in the end.

That is, until the police officer introduced you to the famous detective beside him: Hattori Heiji [emphasis.ing].

Yes, only then did Furina realize she'd transmigrated. But honestly, isn't this just the worst?

But I, Focalors, didn't give in to despair. I cleared my name, worked hard to establish a new Opera Epiclese in this world, and made it a renowned court of justice!

So, when I see a murderer flout the law:

Furina: What's this? Put them on trial.

When I see a silver-haired assassin from an evil organization brazenly commit another crime:

Furina: ...Hmm? What's this? Put them on trial.

When I see the boss of some Mori Corporation taking a liking to lovely underage lolis:

Furina: What is this?! Put him on trial!!!!

Furina: ...Wait, you say there's no law against that? That's fine. There is now! [outrageous statement.ing]

*

Faced with this chuuni girl who called herself the Hydro Archon, most people didn't believe the fantastical things she claimed were real, and only showed her superficial respect.

And that majority included Furina herself.

Until the barrier between worlds was crushed beneath the stars, and viscous crimson dragged humanity into the abyss. The prophet left behind a treasure tinged with regret, and in a fantastical dream, humanity watched a world on the brink of death vanish like a bubble.

At the story's end, the minions of the stars finally arrived. Yet the girl seated on the courtroom bench raised a burning scrap of paper in delight and, through the hollow fireworks, passed the supreme judgment upon the gods beyond the world.

“Everyone, welcome to the Nation of Water! Focalors, the God of Justice, will toll the death knell of judgment for you!”

As her words fell, the darkness spread across the crimson land was instantly engulfed in the light of water

And from that moment on, people believed that this girl was the true deity they had faith in, past, present, and future.

*

Opera Epiclese & Mini Theater

Amid a grand trial, the God of Justice posed a riddle to the detective:

“Detective from afar, answer me with your wise mind: how should justice be carried out?”

The young detective answered without hesitation:

“I believe justice should never be late, should not rely on being in the right as an advantage, should not be swayed by personal feelings, should never become a dramatic stage performance, and should never be turned into a pretext hidden behind a slogan!”

“Justice should be the highest expression of order.”

The God of Justice was lost in thought.

The chronicles record that under the crimson shroud, the great deity Focalors once stood guard over a distorted form of justice. Fairness had become absolute equality, and trials had turned into weapons for protecting private interests.

So lonely... So desolate... When will this ever end...

“Even gods have times when they cry?”

The mire flowing beyond the world once asked Her.

No, Furina replied.

…From the very beginning, I was only pretending to be a god.

PS: The author is a fan of both the Hydro Archon and the little deer ( ), but is a bit of a procrastinator. Inspiration always strikes on a whim, so as for bonus chapters, well, that depends on fate.

This story has quite a lot of crossovers, I think. I like writing silly antics and going wherever my ideas take me, so there's a bit of everything.

Everything described in the synopsis will happen, including the over-the-top chuuni scenes in the crimson land and the things beyond the world. Some less important details are metaphors. There will be side plots alongside the main storyline, and the plot will generally follow the outline. It's not complicated.

In any case, this novel is humanist at heart. The so-called gods possess no truly magnificent power or lofty status; everyone fulfills their convictions through their own efforts.

Author: I just love watching beautiful girls save the world.

This is a slow-paced, slow-burn story. It often takes a lot of words to portray a single event, and I go back over the text repeatedly to revise it. As a result, the author's writing speed is ex-treme-ly slow, partly for personal reasons too.

If there are any cringe-worthy parts, I'll say so. The author is quite busy in daily life, so please understand.

& Started writing around China's National Day in 2023. Your support is welcome. Believe that love comes from Furina.

Theme: Please believe that your life is not boring.