A Love-Struck Brain Is Nothing In The Face Of Melodrama

Completed. Please add my upcoming story, Please Grow a Little More Lovesick, to your favorites. My friend has a romance novel, Submitting the Divine Brush Ma Liang System, by Sleepy Genius. If you like stories about submitting systems to support infrastructure projects, check it out.

After Ye Wangxing died, he was bound to a Cannon Fodder Attention-Stealing System. The more attention from bystanders he stole from the main characters, the more revival points he accumulated.

The System looked at Ye Wangxing, who had few talents and couldn't livestream, and sighed, thinking his quarterly performance was doomed.

That was, until Ye Wangxing used his starting points to exchange for two human-shaped bodies.

And so...

Just as the heroine and a thug were about to fool around in the restroom, three men began panting furiously in the men's room next door.

The crowd immediately shifted their attention.

A couple cheating was nothing unusual, but this was something else!

When the love interest announced at the wedding that he didn't love the one he was marrying, but his white moonlight instead, a scene unfolded in the wedding hall next door: a brother-in-law and stepson were kissing the male sister-in-law, who was also their male stepmother.

The crowd didn't even spare the main characters a glance. They rushed over to catch the new gossip.

Even the parents of the two men took one look at their children, then joined the crowd chasing the new gossip and firmly declared, “You're all adults. Work it out yourselves.”

As the interstellar marshal and the prince argued over the person they both loved while being secretly filmed and livestreamed, a livestream next door caught the Emperor of the Empire, the President of the Alliance, the richest man in the universe, a cosmic superstar, and a top scientist fighting over which of them had fathered their little lover's baby.

The crowd: Just let us know how the argument next door turns out. We want to know who the baby's father is!

The System watched its performance metrics shoot up and fell into deep thought.

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Ye Wangxing had always thought his System was just a moronic AI.

Like a smart fridge.

Even though it was good at acting in the scripts and had a beautiful real body, it was unmoved by all his flirting.

But just as Ye Wangxing was about to give up on his secret crush...

One day, while acting out a scene in front of the System's humanoid body as usual, Ye Wangxing was horrified to discover...

His smart fridge seemed to have grown a dick.

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The following is a pure romance story coming soon.

Please Grow a Little More Lovesick!

001 was once the company's top System, but after wrecking its Hosts, it became a damaged System and is now making a spectacular escape to avoid being hunted by the Cosmic Court.

To make up for its lost energy, it investigates and firmly rules out all the normal worlds, deciding to focus on drawing energy from melodramatic worlds instead.

So it decides to search for supporting characters around the protagonists, have them go head-to-head with the leads, and profit from the sidelines.

But...

Are there something wrong with the Hosts and their partners it found?

001 looks at its bound Hosts and sinks into thought.

Host One

A young policeman who sacrificed himself to save the heroine receives a System from the heavens. Being an upright sort, he uses it to solve all kinds of cases.

As he gets promoted and earns a raise, the criminals in the original cases who infuriated him soon get dragged into supernatural horror stories, where they atone with their lives.

In the literal sense.

But is his tall husband, who seems like a househusband, hiding something from him?

Smelling blood on his husband's neck, the young policeman looks toward the room his husband never lets him enter, his gaze sharp as he thinks.

The superiors keeping watch outside his house: ...Stop investigating, damn it! If you break up and the world gets destroyed, who's going to take responsibility?!

You really need to get more lovesick!

Host Two

A short-tempered, pitiable substitute gets a System after being rejected and scorned when his engagement is broken off. He marries the System's reward, the sect leader's first disciple, and from then on steadily becomes the sect's housekeeper.

The only thing he feels guilty about is the first disciple, whom the System controlled into marrying him. So he treats him twice as well, becoming a perfect couple in the eyes of outsiders.

Until the sky splits open one day, and the substitute suddenly learns that the cultivation world received word ten years ago that it was going to be destroyed.

As material for repairing the rift in the sky, he has been imprisoned by his seemingly cold husband for ten years.

What exactly is his husband hiding from him? Does he want him to fill the rift in the sky too? The substitute wonders, slowly reaching for his life-bound sword.

The entire sect monitoring him: ...Stop! That lunatic put the trigger array for the divine weapon on you! If you die, the whole world is done for!

Can't you be a little more lovesick?!

And then there are Hosts Three and Four...

001, forced to shed a layer of skin every time it leaves a world: ? What a psycho!

Theme: Love should be positive and uplifting