Lian Fei transmigrated back to the era when the Central Star had just been established, and different species from different planets were beginning to merge.
But the System he had brought with him was just a gossip System.
Its snark feature and discussion boards were useful, and he could even gossip about those big shots, but...
What did any of that have to do with him, a giant panda who loved watching melodramatic TV shows?
Could he take civil service exams or grind through practice questions?
Besides...
Lian Fei struggled to stuff his little panda paw into his mouth.
Even eating bamboo shoots left bits stuck in his teeth!
*
Overnight, an app suddenly appeared on the communicators of the world's leaders.
It couldn't be uninstalled or modified... The security department had practically torn their hair out trying to figure out where the thing came from.
...Until a post appeared on the app's public board.
[Wow, the Elf Queen looks like a lofty flower, but behind the scenes, she has quite a close relationship with the Beastmen.]
The Elf Queen: ...I have a bad feeling about this.
[Good grief, they're childhood lovers passed down through the generations. They know how to have fun. The Elf Queen must be over two thousand, while Beastmen live at most a hundred years... Wow.]
The other species: ...Eyes wide with shock.jpg
The Beastman chief looked at the Elf Queen with tears in his tiger eyes: ...You wicked woman!
[By the way, does the Crown Prince of Planet Y know the blond guy from Planet M is chasing his wife? Though this guy got married under false pretenses in the first place, and his true love is about to give birth, so it doesn't really matter if he knows.]
The dazzling blond billionaire from Planet M: ...Actually, it does matter.
[Huh? Wait, the true love's baby is actually his father's? The true love is his dad's lover, and neither father nor son knows??? Is this a Lü Bu story or a stepmother story????]
The Planet Y officials in a meeting: ...Forget the story, the king and crown prince have fainted!
[Wow, while everyone else is fooling around, Planet C has secured two more partners. Sure enough, money is sweet, and focusing on business is the right way to go.]
The Planet C officials silently straightened their backs.
[Huh? Why are the other partner planets getting upset? And Planet M is on its way over too. They've had their interstellar signal satellite's energy lines cut for two years. Have they finally had enough of negotiating by telepathy and decided to confront them in person?]
[Good grief, Planet E is drafting an alliance agreement again. They know Planet C doesn't form alliances, yet they still won't give up? Meanwhile, everyone else is fighting over power in the Nine Dragons, and they're putting on an Empresses in the Palace-style contest for favor. What a case of finding inspiration in adversity.]
Under the gaze of representatives from the other planets, the Planet C representative abruptly turned to look at the two planets just mentioned.
Eyes wide with shock.jpg
*
Planet C hid the app's internal planetary board, which only they could see.
The posts on their internal board were even harsher, but it was better to make money quietly.
So while the other planets were in uproar over their secrets being exposed, Planet C quietly focused on infrastructure.
And then, overnight, they gave the giant panda Lianlian even more tender bamboo shoots to peel.
The fact that the base's bamboo shoots got stuck in pandas' teeth was something they didn't need to broadcast to the whole planet.
Even if they were all their own people, that wouldn't do!
Theme: Resolve conflicts between species and planets through sincerity