☆ Both devoted to each other · Both each other's first love · Both have secret identities · Bickering couple ☆
Xie Hongye was the first immortal in the Heavenly Realm to ascend through sheer repair skills. But with so few worshippers at her temple, she was dirt poor, and the incompetent mascot from the marketing department next door was always making fun of her. So she descended to the mortal world to start a business, determined to make a fortune through her own hard work and rub it in that person's face.
She goes from one woman's home to another each day.
She can plaster walls, kill bugs, and fixing appliances is a piece of cake!
She's cool and dashing, with sharp features and a frosty aura.
In their eyes, she can do anything.
Every time she shows up, she earns shrieks loud enough to shake the sky!
The only problem is, she's straighter than the screwdrivers in her toolbox...
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Qi Mu considers himself the top dog in the most popular marketing department of the Heavenly Realm's Technology Hall. After a bet, he descended to the mortal world and became a food blogger with over 100,000 followers. Handsome and loud, he does whatever he wants in a vast sea of restaurants, and his biggest problem is that nine out of ten comments are people insulting him.
Then one day, he woke up as a 15-inch adjustable wrench made of high-quality chrome vanadium steel.
From then on, he could only lie flat in a toolbox every day,
occasionally putting on his own one-man stand-up show.
Day one as a wrench: freaking out...
Day two: giving up...
Day three: watching the show...
Day N: sobbing uncontrollably. When will I turn back? My master's about to get stolen by some girl!
So Qi Mu's life goal changed from "be the top food blogger" to "become a person again," then to "get Xie Hongye to love him a little more."
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At long last, Qi Mu returned to human form. To win Xie Hongye's affection, he studied The Handbook of Gentlemanly Conduct. From sweet talk to shameless persistence, from romantic dates to, well, that sort of thing, he tried it all. But no matter how hard he tried, Xie Hongye still loved her work and not him.
He couldn't win her over. He just couldn't. Qi Mu got mad, the kind of mad that couldn't be soothed. He turned and walked away, planning to come back in a minute.
But the very next second, he was pushed against the wall...
Xie Hongye (appearing with a rose between her teeth): Honey, come cuddle.
Qi Mu (turning into a puppy) (wagging his tail wildly): Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!
Reading Guide:
Cool, reserved, and all-purpose repairwoman heroine &
Handsome, melodramatic, sharp-tongued, romance-addicted food blogger hero
# Immortals descend with double secret identities. Lose one, and there's still another. Hahaha!
# Bickering couples never go out of style. The whole Heavenly Realm ships them. Hehehe!
Theme: Girls help girls.
Author: Mr. Xie, do you think it is easier to make five million from scratch, or to grab tickets to Jay Chou's concert by yourself? Mr. Xie: Xiao Xi, call Jay Chou and ask him to leave me two seats in a row in the infield.
Please give each of my babies a cup of thick milk bobo. I like to read their eyes when they order to save. And for my hot Americano, I don't need too much sugar. The world is already too sweet because of them o(≧v≦)o
", I'm going to take a shower." Xie "Caught a big bug for the author~" Is this some new type of inverted sentence?
The sin is unpardonable! People who slander vegetable lard are so bad!
My wife's writing style is so cute (>y<)