[Naruto] Half a Lifetime Away, Still Getting Scammed in Online Dating

After tearfully breaking up with my third online boyfriend, Mr. Tomato, life started to feel a little off.

For no apparent reason, my company got a new boss, who specifically asked me to transfer to the head office.

At the company called Naruto, my coworkers were a little too friendly.

My luck in love, which had been going nowhere, finally seemed to catch the attention of the gods. Handsome men started showing up around me one after another.

But, but... wasn't this our first time meeting? Then why are you holding my hand so tightly and saying things like, "I'll never let you go again"?

My coworkers are the same. They take care of everything for me in advance. The only reason I go to work is to sit at my desk, space out, and get fed delicious snacks by people passing by.

Most unsettling of all are the strange text messages I keep receiving and sending, messages I can't escape no matter what I do.

They come from several different accounts, but they all say the same thing.

[I've found you.]

Even so, I still love you.

No matter how filthy the future may be,

I don't care.

1. Reincarnation in a modern AU, with a chaotic jumble of generations.

2. A consistent everyone-loves-the-protagonist setup, including twisted shared-spouse and shared-family dynamics, as well as a lethal dose of yuri.

3. This is the sort of story my basic self loves: after reincarnation, the protagonist is the only one who remembers nothing.

4. In their previous life, the protagonist was caught in a cycle of saving others. It was a tragic life, with lots of blood, corpses, and depictions of death.

5. All the characters' mental states are based on those of anxious, volatile Japanese girls (...). Everyone is a million times overprotective. Many characters' appearances are decided by the author rolling dice without even having a real outline, so each character is on their own.

From Sarishinohara by Michi Head-P. Translation excerpted from NetEase Cloud Music.

Theme: Care for the physical and mental well-being of others