What?! The Top-Tier Star's Girlfriend Is a Faucet!

Water-Faucet Spirit X Female Top-Tier Star

Chi Qing was a water faucet that had cultivated into a spirit.

To attain immortality, she went down the mountain to gain experience.

Down in the human world, she did whatever she pleased. When happy, she sprayed Coke; when sad, she discharged wastewater.

Just as she was about to complete her cultivation,

Chi Qing discovered that someone had drunk the Coke she sprayed, gotten pregnant, and prevented her from ascending to immortality.

With no other choice, the water-faucet spirit set off to find her family.

After a long search, she finally found the person, a female celebrity named Xing Xiao.

Chi Qing: You're carrying my child!

Xing Xiao: ???

Chi Qing: You drank my Coke and got pregnant with my child!!!

Xing Xiao: Are you crazy?

After that day, Xing Xiao discovered that milk and Coke inexplicably flowed from the faucets in her house.

She thought technology had advanced to that point.

Until one day, while Xing Xiao was showering,

a human-shaped puddle flowed out of the faucet.

The person stood up from the water and said softly, "Wifey, you shouldn't shower in water that's too cold when you're pregnant."

Xing Xiao fainted on the spot.

Later, news that the female top-tier star had given birth caused an uproar across the city.

Everyone was guessing who the father was.

Xing Xiao posted on Weibo: [You might not believe this, but I'm having a water faucet's baby.]

Netizens: What are you pretending to be, you shameless green tea?

Fans: Our baby can have anyone's child, OVO

Theme: Protect the environment