Goofy, sunny, clever top VS violent, beautiful female emperor bottom
Insectoid story
Fang Xuan, the Golden Bird of the Blazing Flame. One day, he was playing with his older brothers on Sun Mountain when a hero shot him down with an arrow.
Later generations would call it the legend of Hou Yi shooting down the suns.
Fang Xuan: Chirp, chirp, chirp!
Can you speak properly, man?
Hou Yi: What are you chirping for? I'll shoot you with an arrow.
Fang Xuan: Nice.
The Golden Bird of the Blazing Flame died, its soul extinguished, and fell from the sky in a blazing trail of sparks.
He changed from a form that blotted out the sky into a round little ball, then plopped into a pitch-black hole.
"Chirp!"
Blood poured from Fang Xuan's chest. He struggled to flap his wings, squirming around inside the bag.
So soft! So hard! There's a bump here, too!
Fang Xuan opened his sharp beak to peck at it, but a large hand broke through the darkness and grabbed him by the scruff.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp!"
Help! Someone's killing a bird!
Fang Xuan flailed desperately as an invisible force lifted him into the air. A fearsome white bone mask came into view, and beneath it, a man's deep, dark green eyes stared straight at him.
Fang Xuan was so scared he stuck out his tongue. Just as he was about to play dead, he heard the masked man's thoughts.
"What an ugly bird. Kill it."
He shot upright from his deathbed dream. Flapping his tiny wings, Fang Xuan cozied up to the masked man with an ingratiating smile.
Fang Xuan: We're all cuddled up now, so you can't kill me, okay?
The next day, news that the insect emperor was raising his natural enemy spread like wildfire across the stars.
Imperial Star Forum: I'll bet this little bird won't last three days! [Featured]
Years later, someone dug up the post, and its author was already hopelessly in love.
The Sun God Bird was reborn in flames, bringing light to Vittorio.
The two of them remember their first meeting:
Fang Xuan: He was so scary!
Vittorio: A perverted bird trying to take advantage of me.
And now?
Fang Xuan, blushing: My female monarch, the other parent of my little chicks.
Vittorio: My male monarch, my faith.
A sweet story of mutual devotion
Theme: A boy's heart skips a beat for an instant, and stays that way forever
