Before you passed the civil service exam, you never knew there was a department called the Anomalous Defense Bureau. Even the entrance exam was a damn questionnaire about anime and manga.
After you passed: (leans back tactically) W-wait, when did the worlds of the ordinary and the fictional start merging?!
You: This is my first mission. I'm kind of nervous... By the way, (pokes your colleague) did you read the mission briefing? What's the assignment?
Colleague: (world-weary) I did.
You: ? (Slowly realizing something's wrong) W-what is it?
Colleague: Defend against the Siberian hamster. (smokes)
You: Wait, you don't mean the one I'm thinking of...
Colleague: Right, Fyodor. (smokes) What else?
#Today we're defending against the Siberian hamster, tomorrow it's the thousand-year-old brain flower, the day after that it's the booze-spiked tap water factory, and the day after that we have to deal with smuggled-in evil spirits and the Walpurgis Night. My life sure is colorful. (smokes)#
#Nothing can stop our great nation from cultivating immortality!#
#Whoever offends China, no matter how far away, must be destroyed!#
Reader's Guide:
△ There are many more anime and manga series than the ones mentioned in the blurb. Some have such minor roles that I haven't listed them.
△ The entire story is written in second person. The protagonist is you.
△ Why does nothing ever happen to our nation? (?)
△ The main focus is on the career plot (?)
△ If you don't like it, please don't be hurtful.
△ There are lots of original characters and ensemble scenes, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
Theme: Whoever offends China, no matter how far away, must be destroyed.
