【Over a million words, complete and ready to binge. Original title: I’ll Count to Three, Then the World Gets Saved】
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#Demolition Genius Blows His Way Through Dungeons Live#
#Starts with maxed-out sin, ends by mentally contaminating everyone#
Xiao Jiu, the most dangerous human in the world and the number one prisoner in the Tower of Erosion, burned down the prison where he was held.
“Bad guy? Prisoner? What are those?”
Xiao Jiu smiled.
“I’m simply this world’s savior.”
Everyone has sin in their hearts. Bring that sin to the surface, then crush them completely.
That’s how he saves the world.
【Brilliant! You’ve just created a spectacular death. Congratulations, you’ve earned the right to play!】
【Welcome to the world of the Art of Death.】
At first, everyone thought he was just a rookie with rock-bottom luck, the kind who’d attract every monster in the dungeon just by wandering around, and trigger a Hell-difficulty super boss the moment he opened a door.
But!
No one told them that this rookie, with his sweet, harmless face, was actually a thoroughly rotten villain who’d stop at nothing!
They watched as Xiao Jiu scooped up a handful of oil from the boss, poured it over the monsters he’d gathered, then lit a fire that sent the whole dungeon up in flames.
The red-eyed prisoner stood atop the prison, stroking the black rabbit in his arms as the corners of his mouth curled upward.
“On behalf of the Tower of Erosion, I sentence you all to death.”
The players panicked and begged him to spare them!
The System had no choice but to issue a prompt.
【Art of Death Rule: Kill the Red-Eyed Demon】
Xiao Jiu immediately exploited a System bug to access the database and make a string of edits, writing a huge “JUST A JOKE” before sauntering off, leaving the System furious.
Xiao Jiu: Want to kill me? Better take care of yourself first!
All the players said Xiao Jiu was a bona fide demon. He killed and burned, thirsty for blood. Wherever he went, the land was strewn with wails and ran red with blood.
But...
“Do you really think so?” Xiao Jiu looked at you. “I was only joking.”
According to the game’s rules, players who stand out in a round can receive a blessing meant just for them.
Xiao Jiu tore low-level monsters apart with his bare hands and scared off a high-level boss, earning a blessing reward in the tutorial round.
The audience: Holy crap, is this some heaven-sent rising star?
The next second, a black rabbit popped out and swallowed his blessing in one bite.
The audience: ...
The audience: So he’s the chosen unlucky guy.
They never expected that this rabbit would eat the hidden boss in every dungeon along the way, piece together its soul, and eventually take human form.
Amid a sea of flames, the red-haired Sin God strode over endless piles of corpses toward Xiao Jiu, who was on the brink of death.
The god bowed his head.
His loyalty, his faith, his soul.
He offered it all to an utterly ordinary human.
“Because I’m your personal blessing.”
“My dear savior.”
Dungeon List
【Dungeon One: Aesthetic Studies, Destroyed】
You’ve been locked in a deep underground prison.
Good news: This dungeon was modeled on the prison where you were held in real life.
Even better news: You escaped from that prison right before entering the dungeon, so you know its prisoners and guards inside out.
【Dungeon Two: The Crimson Tea Party, Destroyed】
Ding-dong~ You’ve received an invitation from Alice to a tea party. Bring your fairy-tale companions and set off on an adventure!
Remember: You are the Queen of Hearts. If you spot another Heart card just like you, kill them immediately.
【Dungeon Three: Moonlight Kindergarten, Destroyed】
You’re the new teacher at Moonlight Kindergarten, and this is your first day on the job.
《Staff Handbook》: If you encounter any danger, don’t panic. Follow Article Twelve of this handbook to ensure your safety.
You stare at the handbook, deep in thought. There is no Article Twelve.
But the monster at twelve o’clock is right outside the door.
【Dungeon Four: Mountain God Festival, Destroyed】
Tired of living under the System’s control? Want to take charge of your own life?
Welcome, new designer!
You’ll write this dungeon yourself.
【Dungeon Five: Corridor of Time and Space, In Progress】
Behind a thousand doors lie a thousand universes, and in a thousand universes there are a thousand versions of me.
Come open a door in the Corridor of Time and Space. You’ll meet the most evil version of yourself.
【Dungeon Six: Lost Asylum, Coming Soon】
I am a ■ental pa■ient■■■ I have del■sions■■
【Dungeon Seven: Performing Arts Academy】
【Dungeon Eight: Crossroads District】
【Dungeon Nine: Lucky Dollhouse】
【Dungeon Ten: Xiacheng No. 1 High School】
【Dungeon Eleven: The Seven Deadly Sins】
Reader’s Guide:
●Naturally dark Sin God x antisocial savior
●An unconventional seme with multiple facets; no canon couples besides the main pairing
●Power couple, 1v1; long plot-driven ensemble story, with little romance early on
●At heart, a power fantasy with a golden finger. The deductions are just for fun. The protagonist is a genius; the supporting cast are of normal intelligence
●The theatrical scenes in the story are livestreams. There are lots of viewer comments early on, so read on if you’re okay with that
Please check out my upcoming novel in the same genre, 《99% Progress to Exit [Infinite]》
【Younger bottom: shameless, swaggering big shot x incredibly powerful rookie with a white exterior and a dark heart】
Xie Shu, codename X, was the final winner of the previous Infinite Trial and successfully left the game.
or so he thought.
The Supreme God told him that the real world had already been destroyed. He could either take the god’s place or become cosmic trash along with the real world.
Xie Shu couldn’t be bothered to listen. He charged at the thing and slashed it.
The slash caused a System malfunction. The transfer of divine status failed, the shrine closed, and Xie Shu was sent straight back to the tutorial dungeon, reduced to the lowest-level basic monster.
Xie Shu: ...I was wrong. I’d rather be the Supreme God.
【Wish denied】
【Restart the shrine to restore your divinity】
That’s easy. He just had to clear the trial one more time.
But Xie Shu forgot that monsters aren’t allowed to start trials.
He waited and waited in the tutorial dungeon. After getting so bored that he’d subdued every little monster there and become the final boss, finally!!!
A rookie appeared, having fought through every stage to reach him!
The rookie raised his sword. “Prepare to die, demon!”
Xie Shu: Waaah, I’ve finally been rescued! Hurry up and get me out of here. I’m so bored I’ve counted every blade of grass.
Rookie: ?
In the end, the rookie took the clingy final boss with him.
They fought their way through every trial, and before they opened the shrine, Xie Shu asked if he had any wishes.
He figured he owed the kid, who couldn’t return to the real world, some compensation for giving him a free ride. Once Xie Shu became the Supreme God, he could make it happen.
The rookie thought for a moment. “I want to kill the Supreme God.”
Xie Shu: Oh, that’s all? Easy. I’ll take care of it right away.
...Wait.
Who did you say you wanted to kill???
Xie Shu: Maybe we should think this over... Why do you want to kill him?
Rookie: He killed X. I want revenge for X.
X isn’t dead! X is right in front of you! X is the Supreme God!
Xie Shu’s Adam’s apple bobbed. “X doesn’t even know you. Why are you avenging him?”
“Because I’m his fan.”
Relieved by that answer, Xie Shu was about to tell him everything when the young rookie lifted his eyes, his dark eyes shining, and said very seriously:
“Also, I want to fuck him.”
Theme: Treasure life and obey the law
Sorry, there have been a lot of things going on recently, so the scheduled update time will be postponed. The work is almost over now, and the normal update frequency is tentatively scheduled to resume in early September. For those who are anxiously waiting, leave a comment on the latest chapter, and I will send you a small red envelope to compensate. [Red heart][red heart][red heart]
With a wave of my hand, I bought all the chapters today [Come on]
Good afternoon
(Damn there is no update prompt today)
Good afternoon------
Good evening
Good evening
Good night, good night! Changed the title of the book
Darling, long time no see, I'm back again [holding fists] [biting handkerchief]
Boss, the new cover is so beautiful [laughs loudly][laughs loudly]
Come on, come on, look forward to it [make me healthy]
Sorry, there have been a lot of things going on recently, so the scheduled update time will be postponed. The work is almost over now, and the normal update frequency is tentatively scheduled to resume in early September. For those who are anxiously waiting, leave a comment on the latest chapter, and I will send you a small red envelope to compensate. [Red heart][red heart][red heart]
With a wave of my hand, I bought all the chapters today [Come on]
Good afternoon (Damn there is no update prompt today)
Good afternoon------
Good evening
Good evening
Good night, good night! Changed the title of the book
Darling, long time no see, I'm back again [holding fists] [biting handkerchief]
Boss, the new cover is so beautiful [laughs loudly][laughs loudly]
Come on, come on, look forward to it [make me healthy]