Mermaid Paradise

Ding-dong! Welcome to the Mermaid Park!

Here you'll find mysterious and beautiful mermaid "companions," bizarre and dazzling "attractions," and unusual "delicacies" from all around the world.

Here, you'll enjoy graceful, enchanting mermaid performances, experience the thrilling pleasure of spending a night with a mermaid, and be awed by the majesty of the underwater world.

The park is open year-round, offering you the most unparalleled happiness in the world!

*Please note: Keep away from young mermaids. Keep away from young mermaids. Keep away from young mermaids.

Visitors assumed the park was reminding them to protect the mermaid children, and completely missed the small line below, crossed out by a webbed fin:

[At age three, mermaids awaken to terrifying greed and possessiveness. They can only be tamed at age ten.]

When Luo Sui was seven, his family took him to Mermaid Park for his birthday. The mischievous boy broke the rules and swam into a restricted area. Just as he was about to drown, he saw a little fish with red hair and a silver tail swimming toward him. The little fish swished its tail and smiled sweetly. "Baby, mine."

Twenty years later, he woke one morning rubbing his aching waist. His legs trembled as he lamented, "Seven-year-old me really deserved to die!" Then he finally worked up the courage to slap that lecherous fish.

Theme: Equality among living things