I Heard Every Death Omen in Your Heart

Quietly preparing a new story:

The Beloved Little Brat Takes the Throne / Your Majesty Has Requisitioned the Dragon Bed!

Scheming, ruthless emperor top x cat demon, bratty little auspicious beauty bottom

A story about a beloved little cat hopping back and forth between two worlds.

A haughty cat demon, pretending to be innocent online.

Cold and aloof on the surface, constantly seducing him in secret.

When faced with the same tribulation, others either take human form or turn to dust.

Only the little cat demon, Xiuxiu, chooses to... transmigrate?

In this unfamiliar world, he finds Lu Yunshen, whose whole body glows with golden light.

He looks like he could withstand a lightning tribulation.

Decision made. I'll stay by his side.

He marks his territory by staying close to him.

I heard every death prophecy in your heart.

Original title: The Drama Queen White Lotus Turns the Tide with Cheats

Li Yan, an unremarkable cultivator from the Tianzheng Sect, was pursued and narrowly escaped death. Then he suddenly gained an ability.

He could predict when people would die, and he seemed never to be wrong. No matter how people tried to save them, they died right on schedule.

After that, Li Yan became much more even-tempered, turning into the beloved Bodhisattva Li.

After all, nothing was more satisfying than knowing your enemy would die a gruesome death in three days without having to get your own hands dirty.

Until he was forced to carry out his revenge...

Looking at the wounded members of the demonic path before them,

all the so-called righteous people insisted they should be eliminated to the last.

Only Li Yan stepped in to stop them.

Everyone thought: So many people have died, and you're still stopping us! You fake white lotus, let's beat that sanctimonious hypocrite to death!

Everyone said aloud: Young Master Li truly has a Bodhisattva's compassion. Even when facing his enemies, he can be so magnanimous!

Li Yan clasped his hands behind his back, thinking: It's fine. He'll be crushed by a sign in Shangyang City three days from now anyway. There's no need to rush!

But...

Three days later, this criminal wasn't dead.

He had actually appeared in Li Yan's bedroom!

"Bodhisattva Li seems surprised to see me," Jiang Ziwen said ominously. "I survived, and I certainly won't disappoint your kind intentions!"

Blurb 2:

Li Yan never took his cultivation seriously and was always the first to cause trouble. His master finally couldn't take it anymore and kicked him out of the sect. Halfway home, someone clobbered him from behind, nearly killing him.

After escaping death, he discovered that he could see when people would die!

Before he had time to celebrate, Li Yan heard terrible news.

His whole family had been wiped out!

To escape his pursuers, he changed his name and became a habitual liar.

To get revenge, he devoted himself to cultivation and searched for the truth.

Amid one obstacle after another, he met the only man who could escape his death prophecies...

Jiang Ziwen: "I hear you can predict life and death. Why not tell my fortune?"

Li Yan: ...You're about to get whacked.

Jiang Ziwen: "Did that bastard just curse me in his head?"

Li Yan: Danger!!!

Prince Li Yingchen lost both his parents to wrongful deaths. After a childhood spent wandering from place to place, he assumed the name Jiang Ziwen and founded the Red Lotus Sect. He was then enthroned as the Lord of the Ninth Heaven, becoming the very kind of person he had once hated most.

When he learned that Li Yan could predict death, he decided to kidnap him and use him as an early warning system, since he had plenty of enemies.

Who would have thought Li Yan would dare to make demands!

Though each had his own agenda, the two worked together with startling ease.

He helped Li Yan find the enemies who had massacred his family, and Li Yan predicted dangers and deaths for him. Along the way, they uncovered the truth behind his parents' wrongful deaths and suppressed the various lords plotting rebellion.

Until one day, after waking up, Jiang Ziwen saw Li Yan holding out a golden crow emblem belonging to the imperial family.

Then he heard the hatred in Li Yan's heart: That pattern belonged to the person who had wiped out his family!

Their joke when they first met had come true...

"I hear you can predict life and death. Why not tell me when my time is up? If you get it right, I'll stay alive and you'll stay by my side. If you get it wrong, I'll die, and you'll be buried with me!"

"Sect Master Jiang, doesn't that mean we'll share a quilt in life and the same grave in death?"

Reader's guide:

1. The setting blends cultivation sects with court intrigue. High rank doesn't necessarily mean a high cultivation level.

2. Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Return, and Great Ascension. A Nascent Soul cultivator can be a sect leader or elder. There are only a few Void Return ancestors, and Great Ascension exists only in legend, beyond anyone's reach.

3. A bottom with a million inner monologues, who loves mocking everyone, is greedy and petty, and looks fierce but is actually a total coward, pretending to be a white lotus x a ruthless, decisive, clear-eyed, free-spirited top who claims to be the only one under heaven, appears to be from the demonic path, but is actually an emperor.

4. Updates follow the rankings. Happy ending, with bonus chapters dropping at random.

Coming soon:

Your Majesty Has Requisitioned the Dragon Bed!

Lu Yunshen, a puppet emperor controlled by others, has only one real freedom each day: going incognito to visit the people.

Especially to listen to stories at Tianxiang Tower, the biggest restaurant in the city.

He was just happily ordering a pot of wine

when chaos erupted and a tortoiseshell blur darted straight into his arms.

Watching the chef sharpen his knife, Lu Yunshen suddenly thought the kitten's shimmering eyes looked terribly pitiful.

In a rare moment of kindness, he bought the little cat.

Seeing him sniffing around everywhere, he named him "Xiuxiu."

The cat wasn't much good at anything else, but he loved crawling into Lu Yunshen's bed.

Lu Yunshen declared: My dragon bed has been occupied. All you concubines in the harem can stop hoping.

Then one day...

On the enormous dragon bed, a slender, delicate young beauty was writhing provocatively.

Lu Yunshen flew into a rage. Which shameless creature dared to seduce me?

He was about to throw the young man onto the floor when he suddenly noticed... the fellow had a tail?

Updated irregularly:

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