Everyone's After the Pretty System [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Tong is a System from the sweet-romance section, but the Main God drags him into the angst-romance section to meet his performance targets.

The angst-romance System sobs to him, "Tongzi, the storylines have collapsed. The protagonists in these worlds just won't fall in love, no matter what. It's all up to you from here, sob sob."

Wu Tong, the romance System who has ranked No. 1 year after year, is brimming with confidence. "You have to take your time when it comes to romance."

To start, Wu Tong enters the first campus world as a roommate:

The male lead and the love interest are sworn enemies because they both fell for the same pretty girl online.

Wu Tong: They're both straight guys, too? No way!

To get them together, Wu Tong secretly delivers medicine when the male lead catches a cold, leaving the love interest's name on it. When the love interest is surrounded by thugs, he secretly calls the police, then pretends he just happened to pass by and says, "I just saw him, the male lead, rushing off after a phone call. I wonder what the emergency was. He seemed really concerned."

Later, Wu Tong accidentally discovers that he has a second QQ account...

In the second world, Wu Tong chooses the role of a passerby:

This is a story about a man trying to win back his wife. The love interest is a replacement for the male lead's long-dead first love. He suffers from depression, and after enduring so much torment, he takes his own life before the male lead can change his mind.

To help the male lead win him back, Wu Tong anonymously sends the love interest kittens, potted plants, and other things to soothe his troubled feelings. He also secretly follows the male lead, taking sweet little photos of him and passing them along to the love interest with a message in the male lead's voice: The weather is lovely today. You should get out more.

Then one day, Wu Tong receives a reply from the love interest: Ah Tong, there's something I never told you. You were my first love, too...

The third world is a wasteland, and Wu Tong chooses to be a little potted plant:

The male lead is an indescribable cosmic-horror monster, while the love interest is a human who keeps little potted plants.

But the male lead seems to have lost his way. Every day, he just wanders around near the love interest's house, catches a butterfly, or swallows one of his own kind, but never comes inside. To get the male lead's attention, Wu Tong does his best to grow. At last, one day, his leaves grow taller.

Later, a monster tips the butterfly in its jar onto his leaves...

In the fourth world, Wu Tong chooses to be the male lead's younger brother:

The love interest is a mermaid the male lead rescued, who hates humans with all his heart. The male lead is a researcher who sees the mermaid only as a subject for study.

To get the human and the mermaid together, Wu Tong likes to sneak into the room where the mermaid is locked up after turning off the lights at night, bringing him delicious food and imitating his older brother's voice to show concern. Then, on an outing, he deliberately drags his brother into the sea with him.

Wu Tong: The mermaid will save my brother when he's about to drown, and then the two of them will hit it off. Perfect plan!

But during that near-drowning, Wu Tong receives two kisses...

(P.S. The love interest and the older brother are not related by blood.)

After failing his missions time and again, Wu Tong simply chooses to become a little one.

Wu Tong wails, "Daddy, Mommy, please get together already, sob sob."

In response, Angst-Romance System 020 really wants to ask: How exactly did two humans give birth to a little monster...?

A male lead with a split personality who can't stop lusting after his wife x a sweet, soft, adorable System who is the love interest

Theme: Haven't figured it out yet