My Boss Wants Me to Catfish Mr. Dottore

An alternate title for this novel: Siberian Agricultural Development. What? A vampire? Surely they won't freeze to death, right? Send them to Siberia to dig potatoes. What? A demon? Surely they won't freeze to death, right? Send them to Siberia to dig potatoes. What? A cursed spirit? Surely they won't freeze to death, right? Send them to Siberia to dig potatoes. What? A fiend? Surely they won't freeze... Ah, this one will freeze to death. Anthony quietly dressed the rat and sent him to Siberia to dig potatoes. That way, his dear fancy rat would realize that he could only rely on Anthony, right? Fighting and killing are outdated. International aid is the future. . SNECC (Super-Natural Event Control Council), short for the Supernatural Event Control Council, is affiliated with the Security Council and is responsible for investigating, researching, controlling, and suppressing supernatural events. The purpose of this operation is to rein in Japan's expanding ranks of ability users, control the number of demons, and help scientists study the possibility of converting cursed spirit energy into power. Force may be used to suppress them if necessary. Anthony is merciful and not very good at killing people, so he sends them to Siberia to dig potatoes instead, with the proceeds going to charity. The perpetrators get potatoes, and the victims get potatoes too. Everyone has a bright future ahead of them. . It all started when Anthony's superior at SNECC tossed him a bizarre assignment: righteous catfishing. “I'm tired of dating him, but the intelligence he has and his usefulness are both considerable. I've seen lots of people online pretending to be women to scam others, so help me start an online romance with him.” Anthony: ??? “If the fiend sees through the disguise, he'll probably chop me to pieces with Crime and Punishment.” Anthony: ??? He was quitting! . To tempt the forest cat who was trying to deceive him, the rat told him about his time in Siberia: he had nothing but a Bible to get by on, there were no new books, most of his fellow inmates were uneducated, and life was unbearably bleak. Anthony felt deeply sorry for him. What a rough life this man had led. Even in such dire circumstances, he hadn't lost his love of literature. Hardship hadn't broken his pride, and he could still be so lively and mischievous. I'm in love. He would never let him suffer like that again. So, when Fyodor was sent to Siberia once more, he looked around and discovered that his fellow inmates were full of ambition, ideals, and talent. They could come up with a dozen ways to destroy the world, so he no longer felt the least bit lonely. Fyodor: ...Is this the direction you're trying to take things?! Theme: Peace, justice, and democracy are the world's future.