Welcome to Port College. The specialty here is bandage essence. I am today's tour guide~
Did you see the tree covered with bandages at the school gate? Yes, that tree is a bandage spirit, and the fruit of this tree is bandages.
This is the flower bed in our school. Ah, please don't pinch flowers casually. The bandage flower will complain that you pinch its [beep——] organs.
Here is our special lunch of fried fish with mushrooms. The fish is the mackerel that commits suicide every day, and the mushroom is a bandage mushroom. You can eat it directly after taking off the bandage. It's okay, there are only a few minor side effects.
Wait, don't run! Put on this bandage virus! And these two eggs laid by the bandage sperm! Please, there are too many bandaids here! Can you bear to see our school being overrun by bandage demons?
Don't run! Put this bandage on me and run away!
You are not allowed to leave without carrying ten kilograms of bandages!
In order to make money, Tangun took over the live broadcast job of the school to promote supernatural powers, drank the supernatural power development potion, and burned Principal Mori's supernatural hair.
Before developing his second power, Principal Mori told him every day: "If you don't survive, just bite a lighter."
After developing the second power, Principal Mori knelt in front of him every day and shouted: "Tangun, stop trying! There is a new Osamu Dazai every day, and the Education Bureau has stopped reimbursing me for the expenses!"
Tangun gave five-star praise to the potion for developing supernatural powers.
A new bandage every day, the whole job is close to me, the principal no longer has to worry about the obstruction of the special ability promotion plan~
Tangun: Don't ask, even if you ask me, I don't know why the bandage essence multiplied after I drank the power development potion.
Student Zai: Don't ask, even if you ask, I don't want to be forced to recognize so many 'relatives'.
Red-haired junior: I just want to know to what extent Dazai Osamu can multiply.
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
The Name of the Superpower Is Mr. Dazai