There's an unusual married couple in high society.
One is invincible in the business world, but in love he's as untouchable as a snow lotus on a mountain, mercilessly crushing every unrequited love.
Ask him why and he'll say: "I'm married. My partner wouldn't be happy."
The five men hoping to take his partner's place: Can't I even be your lover? Damn it!
The other is a good-for-nothing playboy who spends money like water and happily lives off his partner.
Ask him why and he'll say: "My wife spoils me."
Everyone else: "Why the hell don't you turn off your rival radar? You jealous husband!"
A moment ago, Chu Hao was grinning: "Keep going, keep going."
The next moment, Qin Jieshuang appeared: "It's getting cold. Time to acquire a few more companies."
Everyone covered their mouths and cursed under their breath: "Bah, disgusting gay couple!"
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Qin Jieshuang uses money to spoil Chu Hao until he becomes a lawless little demon.
Chu Hao, in turn, uses patience and tenderness to become Qin Jieshuang's everlasting haven of rest.
That is, until an accident happens.
Chu Hao gets pulled into an infinite-flow world and then returns. Before he can hug and kiss his wife, he has to patch the holes in the world.
The young master: "When the hell have I ever had to deal with this kind of hardship?"
Still, he has to do the job. Otherwise, if those vermin get out and hurt his wife, that would be bad.
By day, Chu Hao continues to play the good-for-nothing kept man whom everyone looks down on, though they're secretly green with envy.
By night, he saves the world.
When an official department tries to recruit him, he turns them down three times:
No time. I'm busy.
Busy with what? Cooking for my wife.
I'm not working overtime. I've got a nightlife. You know what a nightlife is!
Department of Lonely Single People: …
Monsters in the infinite worlds: This demon has a wife? That's not fair!
Then they get beaten until they crawl across the floor.
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One morning, the world has changed completely.
Monsters run rampant, and supernatural ability users appear everywhere.
But Chu Hao's good-for-nothing life goes on as usual.
Why? His brother-in-law is a powerful ability user, and his wife spends money to equip him with bodyguards who have supernatural abilities.
Still, Qin Jieshuang can't help worrying: Should I join the ga...
The next moment, Chu Hao silences him with a kiss. "Let me figure out how to get you special treatment. It's too dangerous right now."
The next day, the giant eyeball from the infinite game gets cornered: Do you remember this is a horror game? It trembles.jpg
Chu Hao, excited: So does that mean we can turn it into a romance game?
The giant eyeball: Faints.jpg
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Qin Jieshuang never makes it into the game, but an accident happens first.
The top-tier dungeon breaks apart, and an SSS-rank aberration crawls out of hell and into the human world.
A whole group of bodyguards instantly become useless.
In front of hundreds of millions of livestream viewers, Qin Jieshuang faces the aberration at a press conference.
Death is right at his doorstep.
The aberration's hideous, grotesque form makes his pupils tremble, yet Qin Jieshuang can't help thinking: What will happen to my little dog?
Some people mourn. Some run away. Others gloat...
The world twists into chaos.
The next second, someone covers his eyes and murmurs soothingly, "Don't look, wifey. It's dirty."
Qin Jieshuang suddenly feels at ease.
Only after comforting his wife does Chu Hao turn his head slightly, still pressed close to his partner's ear.
When his gaze falls on the aberration, it is icy and murderous.
Everyone sees this oversized good-for-nothing, who seems as if he'll never grow up, raise a hand.
A scorching black beam bursts from the right hand that so often prepares meals and never takes off its ring except to cook or bathe.
Chu Xiaohao: "Die! Die!!!"
It blasts through nine buildings, leaving not a speck behind.
That day, Young Master Chu wiped out every aberration in the city.
After that day, countless netizens lit cigarettes with a weary look: What are we supposed to make of this?
Someone unknown: ...Driven mad by love?
Netizens: Chu Hao, you've changed. You've changed. You're no longer the silly little canary we knew.
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(To be updated until complete.)
Theme: You are the light of my life
Is it over? Is there no more to come? 😭