After Finding Cthulhu, I Became a Candidate for the Outer Gods

New novel coming soon:

My Student Is an Evil God

Blurb:

After sleeping for a thousand years, an evil god becomes a playboy everyone loves to hate. Tired of hearing “Where do you think you’re going, you monster?” the god decides to behave like a decent person.

But it seems they’re about to fail their make-up exams.

They decide to win back the bespectacled guy they just angered and drove away: “Teacher, I’m a noob, please carry me!”

Lin Zhiyi, Q University’s campus heartthrob, nearly had his wrist pulled out of its socket. “I think you’re threatening me.”

*

They awoke from their long slumber to find an unfamiliar, strange ceiling above them.

The scent of women’s powder, their soft hands, and their red lips surged in from every direction.

They were fed up and decided to use their tentacles to throw them all out.

Who could have known the door would open again?

A bespectacled scholar walked in carrying a basket of fruit. Once he understood what was going on, he scolded them with a grim expression: “Outrageous!”

That was when they understood: ah, this was still the world where they were hated.

*

At his teacher’s request, Lin Zhiyi went to visit a junior who had driven a car into the sea while showing off to girls.

Despite having a cast on and a battered face, the junior still found time to flirt with a whole flock of pretty girls.

Lin Zhiyi thought their department’s reputation would sooner or later be ruined by Shen Can, that womanizer.

Later, Lin Zhiyi thought he’d sooner or later end up behind bars because of Shen Can.

The little teacher could only stand on a stool, his face livid as he lectured Shen Can from above:

“Don’t sell your own handmade crafts to gullible customers as antiques!”

Shen Can (them): Oh.

“Your homework was great. Don’t do it again. Nobody pickles salted fish in blue-and-white porcelain!”

Shen Can (them), who had done it plenty of times: “But, Teacher, you praised the local specialties from my hometown yesterday.”

Lin Zhiyi, now aware that the specialties were pickled in blue-and-white porcelain: ...

Lin Zhiyi said weakly, “And Shen Can, clear things up at tomorrow’s assembly. Folklore studies isn’t a bunch of gossip hounds spying on other people’s lives.”

The one who’d been spied on, themself: “But you really do seem like one.”

The next second, a hand covered their mouth.

Them: sneakily licking it once.

“All right, all right. Now it’s my turn to ask a question, Teacher.”

“Teacher, Teacher, do you like tentacle play?”

“Black ones are fine, and pink ones are fine too~”

Lin Zhiyi gritted his teeth. “I don’t need that.”

PS: Primarily from the seme’s perspective. The seme’s body is a brand-new plus version, not the original owner’s.

Blurb for this book ↓

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Ever since the contamination crisis broke out, Blue Star has teetered on the edge of destruction every day.

Endless pollutants and fallen beings; fanatics selling their souls; Outer Gods occasionally reaching out their tentacles...

In these circumstances, An Ran had the honor of becoming a rookie investigator.

No special talents, no mutations.

His first mission was to play mom to a kid. Oh, no. It was to monitor a shipwreck salvage operation with a ten-year-old.

A senior patted An Ran’s small frame, speaking earnestly with boundless affection. “Junior, this mission is easy. Just escort the artifacts to the museum.”

Then An Ran’s boat capsized.

A Cthulhu statue that had lain dormant for a century drove the archaeologists to slaughter one another.

An Ran struggled to grab the statue, but before he could put it in the containment box, an immense memory spanning hundreds of millions of years surged from it, and starlight from countless light-years away burst forth in answer.

An Ran learned two things from it:

His “parents” were Outer Gods, and he was one of tens of thousands of their children.

He’d inherited the bad luck: his blood was a potent tonic, and the Great Old Ones loved eating little crunchy snacks like him.

An Ran :)

What had his aunties and uncles ever done wrong?

They only wanted to eat him, after all. Takoyaki was a delicacy.

An Ran had no choice but to curl up his tentacles and do his best to become a god.

*

An Ran, an investigator with no mutations or special talents.

During a routine checkup, his contamination level skyrocketed. The reading jumped to 100, then broke 1,000 and kept climbing.

Every officer warily aimed a gun at An Ran’s head, ready in case he suddenly went berserk. They said sympathetically, “Sigh, you survived the museum attack but couldn’t survive the contamination. Don’t worry, we’ll find you a nice plot of land with good feng shui to bury you in.”

An Ran: ...

Invisible shadows writhed. An Ran quietly raised seven of his eight tentacles.

The reading returned to normal.

He was still an ordinary person.

Gla’aki: Then have you ever seen an ordinary person chase after the Great Old Ones and chew on them?

Nykra: You’re the one who cleaned out my pantry, aren’t you?

Cthulhu: You’re the one who ran off with my R’lyeh, aren’t you?

Fanatics: This sacrifice bites! Aaaaaah!

An Ran: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

*

Complete list of arcs: Qing Shui City, The Da Vinci Manuscript, Deep-Sea Ark, Polar Glacier, Feast of the Stars

PS: 1. One-on-one happy ending. Couple: shou x Outer God seme (Xing Xiang).

2. The seme is a jerk. No specific content warnings.

Coming soon: A Guide to Raising Special-Class Ferocious Beasts

The apostle Lu Jiangye, codename “Evil Dragon.”

A dangerous, beautiful, powerful demon.

Zhou Su, humanity’s former savior, became his slave.

Zhou Su was badly injured and coughed three times with every step. He tossed away one bloodstained handkerchief after another.

But the sickly slave was so handsome he was impossible not to like.

Lu Jiangye casually tore apart the attacks of other apostles,

blocked the leering gazes of human scum,

and ferociously ripped out every enemy’s throat...

At last, Zhou Su’s eyes settled on him.

With two sleek, sharp, dark-red dragon horns, Lu Jiangye smiled seductively.

He intended to abduct the beautiful, sickly Zhou Su and take him back to the supreme demon realm.

Who knew the apocalypse would suddenly arrive?

Countless meteorites rained down.

The world went up in flames.

Lu Jiangye was indifferent. “What’s that got to do with me?”

But Zhou Su transformed, unfurling wings that blotted out the sky and coiling his body atop the endless sacred tower.

Amid an ancient, majestic dragon’s roar, Lu Jiangye met Zhou Su’s eyes, bright as molten gold in the sun.

???

Only then did Lu Jiangye realize that Zhou Su really had the script of a savior, while he himself had nothing but the script of a villain who would take what he wanted by force.

As if he’d accept that.

Zhou Su, I’m not done with you!

*

Zhou Su’s bloodline concentration was as high as ninety percent.

He could see things ordinary people couldn’t.

He saw the heart-shaped tail at Lu Jiangye’s tailbone wagging from time to time;

he saw Lu Jiangye’s heart-shaped pupils;

he saw Lu Jiangye pulling his own little wings around himself to sleep;

and threatening him while he was at it: “Behave, or I’ll eat you.”

Zhou Su scoffed. “You’re an incubus pretending to be an evil dragon. How exactly are you going to eat me?”

But before that, let him take up the savior’s role for a while.

*

Before the evil dragon took the throne, he first raised an incubus.

With a wicked glint in his heart, he looked forward to filling the incubus up.

A fake gentleman, genuinely yandere, sickly beauty seme x Fierce, powerful incubus shou

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