The Madman Is Everyone’s Darling in the Wasteland

I’m mentally ill. Specifically, I think everyone is in love with me. The handsome Dr. Zhang told me, “You need to keep yourself under control. No one falls in love with a stranger on the street.” Hearing that, I gazed at him affectionately. “Baby, are you jealous? Don’t worry, you’re the only one in my heart.” Dr. Zhang was so furious that he wrote in my medical file that he recommended I never be discharged. He must want to keep me by his side forever. He loves me so much, I could cry. The next second, I was discharged and transported to a wasteland world, where I became a poor schoolgirl who was viciously bullied. I watched the school bully order his lackeys to beat me up, and it all clicked. He must have a crush on me and be trying to get my attention. Otherwise, with so many people at school, why would he bully only me? So, ignoring his struggles, I broke both his hands, pinned him against the wall, and looked into his reddening eyes. “Give me a kiss, and my life is yours.” The campus heartthrob mocked me for being a lowlife from the slums outside the city. He must have a crush on me, and couldn’t stand seeing me with the school bully. That was why he was deliberately picking on me. In front of the entire school, I kissed him until his face was scarlet and he was nearly suffocating. Then I whispered with a laugh, “I announced our relationship in front of the whole school. Are you satisfied now?” Later, my divinity awakened, and I became an honored devotee of the God of Bad Luck. I was sent to the front lines to face the evil gods head-on. I never expected the monsters to have crushes on me too. Sadly, they were far too ugly for me to return their feelings, so I had no choice but to kill them all and sever those ill-fated ties myself. Reader’s Guide: 1. The main story is told in third person. 2. The heroine is genuinely ill, and it’s incurable! 3. The main focus is the plot, with an upgrade-through-instances progression. Please add my explosive new novel to your reading list! I Became the Greatest Mecha Engineer in the Stars by Writing Wish-Fulfillment Fiction Blurb: Shi Jinye had only two wishes in life: first, to get rich, and second, to date a few more handsome guys. But she didn’t manage to achieve either wish, because just after graduating, she transmigrated into an interstellar world and became a poor female alpha. Fortunately, she was still young, with plenty of time to make both wishes come true. Unfortunately, she was a slave on a remote planet, of such low status that she wasn’t even allowed an education. Her daily job was to polish her young master’s mecha. Faced with a start like this, Shi Jinye decided to make money first. In a world that was technologically advanced but conservative and serious in its outlook, she decided to earn money by writing wish-fulfillment fiction. Using simple prose to deliver the ultimate thrill, she would write a brainless power fantasy tailored to the people of this world: After I Found an Old Master, I Became the Strongest Mecha Engineer in the Stars. She never imagined her brainless power fantasy would become a hit in such an unexpected way. A Chronicle of the Interstellar Federation: The great genius mecha engineer, Lady Shi Jinye, never built a single mecha herself in her entire life, yet countless genius mecha engineers claim to be her students. She is the most selfless person in the world, sharing her mecha engineering expertise with the entire interstellar community in the form of a novel, to the benefit of countless people. She is the most modest and yet most hypocritical person in all the stars, always repeating, “I can’t build mechas. I’m just a novelist.” Her genius is without precedent. From a lowly slave on a primitive planet, she taught herself to become the greatest mecha engineer. Her story inspired generation after generation of students from ordinary backgrounds. Some criticize her romantic life as far too tangled and complicated, while others consider it the unrestrained amorousness of a genius. She is Shi Jinye, a name destined to shine throughout interstellar history. Theme: No matter where you are, keep striving to live your life.