He Loves Me So Much, I’m Crying

[Little angels, could you leave a five-star review? QAQ!] I'm an orca who can take human form. One day, my boyfriend died. At his funeral, someone criticized me for not crying over him. I didn't understand. He may have lost his life, but I lost the person I loved forever too! Don't I deserve even a little sympathy?! I covered my face with my hand and squeezed out a fake tear: "I'm sorry. I didn't realize he loved me so much. Boo-hoo." * My next boyfriend had an accident too. And the one after that had another accident. Losing boyfriends is like a fish losing a bicycle. I was inconsolable. Just as I decided to close my heart to love, all my ex-boyfriends suddenly came back to life. They tore at each other's hair and kicked and punched one another. They all believed their rival was only a temporary harbor for the orca, while they themselves were the home I'd eventually return to. Me: (^_^) Haven't you seen Temptation of Returning? * Excerpts from My Personal Dating Record 1. Suitor No. 1: Humans and monsters were never meant to be together. Me: So either you die or I do. 2. Suitor No. 2: Mistress, my stomach hurts so much QAQ Me: Stop pretending, idiot! Male rabbits can't get pregnant! 3. Suitor No. 3: I can give you all the romance you want. Me: My idea of romance is smashing into everyone. 4. Suitor No. 4: Why don't you kill anyone in games? Are you a Buddhist? Me: Hehe, you look delicious. (drools) 5. Suitor No. 5: Hehe, insulting me just gets me off. Me: Get lost! (punches him) 6. Suitor No. 6: Come on, there's no way you can resist me! Me: I'm the master of turning seduction back on the seducer. Got a problem with that? * [Reader's Guide] 1. An entirely fictional world, so fictional it could hardly be more fictional. 2. There is no male lead. The heroine is the only protagonist, and the men are all supporting characters. No one in the story is perfect, so don't hold the heroine to especially high standards. 3. This is a story written to indulge my tastes, with a light, everyday tone. I don't obsess over word choice and love writing in plain language, so it might feel badly written. Just have fun with it. 4. The heroine has no prior relationships, and all the men are virgins. It's one-on-one romance at each stage. A new relationship only begins once the previous one is completely over, so she never dates multiple people at once. ★ Comments on individual chapters are now open to everyone. ★ Brainstorming, setting, and worldbuilding are posted on Weibo: @HuShuoDeQiQi. Theme: Whoever laughs last, laughs best.