Accidental draft
Don't read, don't read, don't read
I really need to get on my knees and beg my draft folder for mercy
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My teacher used to be the world's number one assassin.
He was strong and handsome, but had a terrible temper.
He said he'd turn me from a good-for-nothing who just coasted through life into a slightly less useless good-for-nothing, and eventually into a leader who was just barely qualified.
I don't know how he managed it, but under his Spartan training, I successfully kicked my ambition to become a leader
Seriously. Some things are better left to someone else.
Later, he turned into a baby.
The good news is that I can kind of beat him now. The bad news is that after turning into a baby, my teacher's temper got even worse.
The even worse news is that I fell in love at first sight with his pet.
Theme: Sir, please spare me a bite to eat
