[DC] Eight Billion Mad Dogs Storm Apokolips

This is basically a crack fic meant to cheer me up. Its purpose is to heal the psychological trauma I suffered from the Apokolips War, so it's ridiculous. If you don't like it, leave; if you do, just enjoy it as a fun power fantasy. Since it's mostly science fiction, I've made some reasonable sci-fi assumptions to keep things within the bounds of basic logic. So most of the Apokolips details are similar things I found in the animated shows, and differ from the original setting.

My sources include various science fiction novels, science documentaries, and popular science books. I want to write hard sci-fi, but I don't have what it takes, so this is fake hard sci-fi. I'll cite things I've referenced when I remember to.

A classic "eight billion mad dogs rush out of Earth" kind of story: a chaotic mess that goes off on tangents. (If you're interested, look up Alien Detour by Harry Turtledove.)

At heart, this is just meant to be fun. If you insult me, I'll insult you back. Thanks.

Theme: Technology changes lives