Yun Zhixu transmigrated into a wuxia novel.
She sells rice noodles.
But by chance, she got bound to a Divine Healer Comment System.
It was a brand-new kind of System.
Not only had she become a self-taught miracle doctor, she could also see readers' comments.
She kept selling rice noodles.
But the plot started taking a strange turn.
Original:
The world's greatest assassin is poisoned by a strange toxin. His final wish is to eat a bowl of rice noodles.
After slurping down the last bite, he will collapse in the snow and die a tragic, beautiful death.
Cue the assassin's tragic and poignant backstory, bringing readers to tears in droves.
Now:
The assassin is poisoned by a strange toxin.
The assassin arrives at her rice noodle stall.
The assassin eats the rice noodles.
The assassin...
The assassin's complexion brightens, and he orders a second bowl.
Readers' comments:
[What kind of bizarre plot development is this?]
[Is the rice noodle seller secretly a big shot?]
[Ahhh, that scared me to death! Thank goodness my husband didn't get written out, or I'd go after the author with a knife.]
[I'm rereading this and starting to wonder if I have amnesia.]
[Did the author revise the story?]
Original:
The genius swordsman has his meridians severed by the villain and is thrown into a rundown alley.
His martial arts are ruined, but he refuses to give up on survival.
Clutching his broken sword, he struggles to crawl away. His vocal cords have been destroyed, so he can't call for help. He dies on a bitterly cold morning.
Cue thirty thousand words about the swordsman's tragic and poignant past.
Now:
The genius swordsman fights the villain.
The genius swordsman's meridians are severed.
The genius swordsman is thrown into a dark alley.
A rice noodle seller happens to pass by.
"Want some rice noodles?"
The genius swordsman: "..."
The genius swordsman's vocal cords are damaged, so he can't speak.
The rice noodle seller forces a bowl of broth down him.
The genius swordsman's bleeding stops.
The genius swordsman's meridians reconnect on their own.
The genius swordsman's voice recovers.
The genius swordsman says, "Another bowl."
Readers' comments:
[???]
[How good can these rice noodles possibly be??]
[Why is it the rice noodle seller again???]
[She must be a hidden character, the kind of big shot who hands out lucky breaks.]
[She must be the founding ancestor of the Divine Healer Valley.]
The entire martial world is searching for the hidden big shot who sells rice noodles.
Yun Zhixu: I'm not. Don't look for me. I'm really just a rice noodle seller.
Saved on 2023.07.24
Theme: Even ordinary people can shine and make a difference