New story: [Genshin Impact] I Really Didn't Mean to Be the Villain. Now open, with Scaramouche as the pairing.
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Second-person reader-insert romance, a beloved darling with a sickly beauty
1:
You are a devoted Xiao fan, and after a whole year, your moonlight finally returns home on Lantern Rite. You excitedly log in with your guaranteed pity.
As a beam of golden light falls, something sucks you inside.
Good news: You're in Teyvat, the beloved adopted daughter of The Regrator, and your only worry is having too much money and nowhere to spend it.
Bad news: You're a sickly weakling, gasping after every few steps and coughing up blood whenever you get worked up. Even Baizhu can only shake his head.
Worse news: You've been bound to a Bullying with Power System. The more others hate you, the more things you can get.
And so...
At a long-table meeting of the Fatui Harbingers, you push open the door with heavy, sickly steps.
At the System's insistence, you tremble as you pick Tartaglia from among the many characters with a five-star danger rating.
No one knows how such a fragile invalid managed to lug a huge sack of Mora over and dump it onto the table.
You plunge your pale, slender fingers into the Mora and taunt Tartaglia: "Is this enough money for one night?"
Tartaglia fixes his eyes on you and smiles for some reason. Under the gaze of the other Harbingers, he slowly nods. "This is enough for three nights."
Your whole body instantly goes rigid.
After failing the mission, you flee in the middle of the night.
#Help, this is nothing like what I was told
2:
You drag your sickly body to Mondstadt, where you not only sneak a drink of Dawn Winery's most precious wine, but also get blackout drunk in the orchard and crush a small patch of exceptionally valuable grapes.
At last, you get your wish: the owner, Diluc, takes you in to discuss compensation.
Why would a bad person pay compensation! You shake your head and refuse.
A glint of cold light flashes through the man's rose-colored eyes. You happily hear the System announce: Disdain +1 +1 +1.
Just then, that wretched illness strikes. You cough up a huge mouthful of blood, staining your white clothes red...
As you cough blood, you hear the disdain score drop: -1 -1 -1.
You stubbornly stay at the manor for several days, but instead of rising, the disdain score drops even faster!
#Richest man in Mondstadt, please hate me. Seriously
3:
You can't get anyone to hate you in Mondstadt, so you have no choice but to head to Liyue.
Unexpectedly, the person the System binds you to this time is the Xiao you've been longing for!
Coughing blood, you taunt him: "...Let me see what color you're wearing today?"
Even when you're too sick to get out of bed, you still rasp beside your pillow, "Adeptus Xiao, name your price. How much for one night with you?"
Xiao: "Shameless..."
You start coughing up blood again, unable to stop. You struggle to ask Xiao what he was about to say, only to see the young adeptus purse his lips and say, "...We'll talk once you're better."
#He's so good, I'm crying
4:
In the end, of course, your attempt to beg for disdain in Liyue fails.
To stay alive, you have no choice but to leave Liyue for Sumeru for a while.
You scribble all over the Forest Watcher's diary, add Sichuan peppercorns to Tighnari's water, and touch Tighnari's tail right in front of Cyno.
At long last, you burst into tears of joy.
The Great General Mahamatra Cyno is your disdain generator!
Every day, you eagerly await Cyno's return from his business trip, tears in your eyes. But instead of Cyno, the young adeptus from Liyue arrives.
He grabs you by the scruff of your neck and, in the blink of an eye, takes you back to Wangshu Inn, looking displeased.
You: "...Actually, I left without saying goodbye because I was going on a spontaneous trip. Do you believe me?"
Xiao: ...
Written on July 23, 2023
1. The heroine is very rich!
2. Lots of one-sided crushes; the heroine is adored by everyone.
3. Xiao appears a little late.
4. The heroine often writes some very soulful things... [Click in and you'll see!]
5. The cover is a purchased template, so you may see duplicates.
■■[Genshin Impact] I Really Didn't Mean to Be the Villain■■
[One-on-one romance, pairing with Scaramouche] Second-person perspective.
You hear that a certain game has been all the rage lately, so of course you have to try it.
Trying it is one thing. Opening your eyes to a hellish difficulty level is another.
You're so scared that you put every skill point into attack. All you do, eyes open or shut, is farm materials, level up, farm materials, level up.
Once your attack is maxed out, you're the only one left standing after you smash through everyone.
If a monster blocks your way, kill it. If a demon blocks your way, kill it.
Until you deliberately crash into someone who claims to be the Fatui's Sixth Harbinger, [Scaramouche].
In the dim light, a bunch of Aranara hide behind the bushes, peeking at you.
You corner the boy in a cramped, awkward space, eyes blazing with anger. "Give it to me!"
The boy's hair is tousled and his sleeves are crumpled from your rough handling. But with your strength maxed out, all he can do is turn his head away in frustration. His words drip with venom. "Hah? What are you barking about? I told you I don't have anything called an 'Empty Phantasm.' Stop following me around like a mad dog."
The very next moment, Scaramouche regrets saying that.
At your first meeting, you leave the Sixth Harbinger's clothes disheveled and his face flushed.
"Huh? You really don't have it? But it clearly says it's on you."
You scratch your head and leave Scaramouche behind.
The boy trembles with rage and can't help but wonder: What the hell, which one of us is the villain, him or you?
The boy swears he will never forgive you.
But every few days, you come back to ask him if he has the Empty Phantasm. The boy patiently explains over and over that he really doesn't have it.
He explains very well. You don't believe him.
So you knock the boy down again and again. "I'll come find you again tomorrow."
Scaramouche grits his teeth and swears that one day, sooner or later, he'll tear you to pieces.
Until, until later.
As the puppet falls from a great height, he finally understands what you wanted.
He closes his eyes. He said such cruel things to you, and even hurt you so badly.
Even though he has what you want now, will you still come?
A heavy object falls from high above.
All you know is how to max out your attack, but you clumsily catch the falling puppet. Under the tremendous impact, your barely-leveled defense gives out, and you pass out on the spot.
Oh no, you farmed materials and ended up risking your own life.
But you remember the boy's gaze, that flash of light in his purple eyes, like a lamp lighting up in the dark.
Suddenly, you don't want that light to go out.
Theme: Encountering something beautiful
Damn it, although I'm sorry to the Immortal, I still want to say it! Why can't we all be together!!!!! I want them all!
If you are rich in the next life, please be my dad [affectionate] No, no, no, I don't mean anything bad about my boyfriend, but please be my dad
If love forgets Tears don't want to fall Those happiness Let him arrive for me Oh my god, I burst into tears with this song... Rich dad is the best dad
The next CP Asan, [Genshin Impact] I really don't want to be a villain, so I'll post the advance in the column and ask for it to be collected ~ Thank you for your support (pen)
Hey hey hey, whose family's immortal can't push people away when hugged~ Oh~ it's from my family~
I really want to have a father like this
My mood is very complicated, I really want to open the teacher's head and read the content behind it... I am really, really, really curious, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hahahahahahahahahaha (?ò ? ó?) It's so funny,
Hey hey hey, your peach blossom is here, you are going to suffer the old sins!!!!! Shura Field Shura Field!!!! If the skirmishers come, it will be the Shura field within the Shura field.
It's exam week and I can't find time to write. Will update around mid-January, red bean puree Smith Marseille. I wish you all the best!