
After Clearing Infinite Levels, I Turned into a Cat?
无限通关后却变成了一只猫?
by Seven Parts Brown Sugar (七分黑糖)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
After clearing the infinite worlds, Que Ming returns to find that he has turned into a cat.
And that isn't even the worst part. The worst part is that he's about to be taken to the operating table to have his balls snipped off.
At the last moment, a handsome young man rescues him from the clutches of the vet.
Que Ming takes a closer look and realizes that the more he looks, the more this young man resembles Jiang Ning, the brat next door who used to follow him around, calling him "Big Brother" this and "Big Brother" that.
To get his body back, Que Ming tracks down the energy source that followed him out of the infinite worlds, and sets off on another journey to clear them.
Only this time, he has a daydreaming... cat butler tagging along behind him!
*
Jiang Ning has always been searching for someone from his memories.
This person lived next door. He made Jiang Ning wooden toy planes and chased away the little punks who tugged on his suspenders.
But one day, Jiang Ning woke up and found that this person was gone.
And everyone told him that this person had never existed.
He was even diagnosed with delusional disorder because of it.
Then one day, he rescued a black cat, and that person reappeared in his world.
Bonus Scene:
After clearing a small world.
Que Ming calls to Jiang Ning, who's daydreaming in a corner. "Come on, let's loot the drops."
Jiang Ning turns around. He glances at the shiny gold 3S-rank item in the reward package, but doesn't seem very interested. Pursing his lips, he cups a fluffy ball of snow in both hands and asks, "Can I take this one out with me?"
Que Ming glances at the little snow monster nestled in Jiang Ning's hands, acting cute and seeking attention, and firmly says, "No."
Jiang Ning looks disappointed. "Why not?"
Que Ming: "Because you already have a cat."
Meanwhile, the viewers watching the livestream of the world-clearing run say:
"I came to watch God Ming return and slaughter his way through the game, but I didn't expect to get force-fed this much sweetness!"
A haughty, chuuni kitty monster x a cat butler who adores fluffy things and is great at petting cats
A returning king who's still the strongest even after turning into a cat, the top seme x a walking encyclopedia who loves to daydream, a gentle and beautiful shou
PS: 1. This isn't a traditional infinite-flow story, and clearing the worlds is pretty easygoing and fun.
2. The seme can only turn back into a human while inside the infinite worlds at first. In the real world, he's a cat, but later on he'll fully regain his human form.
1v1, HE
-- Upcoming novel: My Queen Sister Is Actually a Handsome Guy
After losing a car race to his buddy, Gu Yicheng has to honor their bet: he'll stream on a popular platform for three months, and he has to do it dressed as a woman.
Though he isn't happy about it, he still puts on women's clothes and starts streaming that night.
His stream is pretty quiet, just the way he likes it.
But just as he's about to end the stream, a viewer heartbroken over a relationship starts venting in the comments.
He can't stand it, so he replies coldly, "Why keep a piece of trash like that around? Waiting to recycle the loser for cash?"
After that, more and more people come to his stream for relationship advice. At first, he doesn't think much of it, but with his sharp tongue, he helps plenty of hopeless romantics get out of toxic relationships.
By the time he catches on, his stream has gone viral. The platform soon classifies him as a relationship-advice streamer and gives him the title "Queen of Spotting Scumbags."
Gu Yicheng: ...
He wants to change his style and keep a low profile, but the top donor keeps throwing money at him and asking all kinds of bizarre relationship questions every day.
Before long, he discovers that the top donor is the younger brother of the buddy who's temporarily staying at his place.
The younger brother is a handsome recent college graduate, innocent and clear-eyed like a little lamb who knows nothing of the world. He certainly seems like easy prey for scumbags, so Gu Yicheng decides to play shepherd and keep up his online act as a "big sister who understands your heart."
One day, the top donor comes to him for advice again. This time, though, it isn't about spotting a scumbag. He asks mysteriously, "Queen Sister, a friend of mine wants to know how to win over his roommate."
*
Luo Beibei has just started working at an online magazine. He often has to write sensational, melodramatic relationship stories, but he's never dated anyone in his life. He doesn't even know what being in love is, let alone how to write about it. At a loss, he stumbles across a relationship-advice livestream.
The female streamer is gorgeous and sharp, with remarkably insightful views on relationships. She's the very picture of clear-headed wisdom, so he decides to learn from her and makes a point of checking in to "Queen Sister's" stream every day.
Then one day, Queen Sister invites him to meet in person, saying she wants to give him a proper lesson.
He happily brings his notebook along, but when he arrives at the meeting place, he discovers that Queen Sister is the person he likes.
Luo Beibei: ?
Luo Beibei: Oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!
Gu Yicheng looks at the top donor in front of him, whose cheeks are flushed and whose expression is adorably dazed. He bends closer and asks, "Did you forget everything I taught you?"
1v1, HE.
-- Upcoming novel: The Young Master Is at His Wit's End Too
Xiao Cheng never imagined that on his first day reporting to the Star Alliance Police Department, he'd be pulled into investigating a major criminal case. While pursuing the culprit, he unexpectedly transmigrates to an ancient world and becomes... an orphan?
Xiao Cheng: This sounds like the setup for the male lead of a transmigration novel.
An eccentric old man sees that he has extraordinary bones and remarkable talent, and decides to take him on as a disciple.
Xiao Cheng: Yep, this is going exactly as expected.
Just as he thinks everything is about to unfold according to the usual formula, he discovers that his master has been using him to... test poisons?
Xiao Cheng: ...Old man, why aren't you following the script?
Years later, after years of poison testing, Xiao Cheng is frail and coughs up blood from time to time, but he has a strong constitution and is still alive. He's also learned his master's strange medical skills.
Old man: "Disciple, take this jade token and go to the capital."
Xiao Cheng studies the token. Its lustrous finish and exquisite carvings make it clear that it's no ordinary object.
Is this how he makes his comeback?
Xiao Cheng: "Master, who am I supposed to look for with this token?"
The old man smiles and pats Xiao Cheng's head one last time. "You'll meet them if fate wills it."
*
A rare epidemic suddenly breaks out across several cities along the northern frontier. Before the urgent report can even reach the Da Rong imperial palace, an outbreak appears in the capital, thousands of miles from the northern frontier.
The circumstances are suspicious, and He Yunzhan, son of the Imperial Guard commandant, is ordered to investigate in secret.
While following a lead, he gets beaten to the punch by an enigmatic wandering healer.
Seeing that the other man is eight chi tall, handsome, and surrounded by an otherworldly air, like an immortal descended from the heavens, He Yunzhan assumes he's some kind of formidable character.
He is about to throw down, but before he can even lift a finger, the other man starts coughing up blood and collapses weakly into his arms.
He Yunzhan: ?
He Yunzhan: "Are you trying to scam me?"
*
Bonus Scene:
During an investigation, He Yunzhan is framed and thrown into prison.
Xiao Cheng secretly investigates the truth and clears He Yunzhan's name.
He Yunzhan goes to Xiao Cheng's clinic to thank him, only to find Xiao Cheng with his head bowed, grinding herbs.
Remembering their earlier accidental encounter, He Yunzhan awkwardly says, "Thanks for what you did this time."
Xiao Cheng stops grinding and turns his head slightly to look He Yunzhan up and down. Smiling, he says, "Is that how you thank someone, young master?"
He Yunzhan is speechless for a moment. "What else do you want? Money? How much?"
Xiao Cheng curls his lips into a smile and beckons He Yunzhan closer.
He Yunzhan can only step forward, helplessly.
Xiao Cheng: "Take off your clothes."
He Yunzhan hurriedly steps back. "What are you doing?"
Looking at the blush spreading across He Yunzhan's ears, Xiao Cheng chuckles and points to the medicine he's just been grinding. "Didn't you suffer a serious injury, young master? I'm going to apply some medicine."
"What did you think I meant?"
A frail, scheming criminal-investigation prodigy who transmigrates as the seme x a skilled, fearless, upright nobleman's son and native of the ancient world as the shou
A thrilling collision between modern criminal investigation and old-fashioned detective work
PS: 1. The seme is genuinely frail at first, but he'll gradually get better. Even so, if they actually fought, he still wouldn't be a match for the shou. If you don't like this setup, feel free to drop the book. Kisses~ One thing's for sure: the seme is very capable in some areas. (Blushing, sneaking away~)
2. There is a reason he has to test the poisons.
1v1, HE.
Theme: May the world treat you with gentleness!
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