[Genshin Impact] Slacking Off with Saiki Kusuo

Sunny, lovesick puppy Lin Zhao x the world's strongest superpowered individual, cold on the outside and warm within

Lin Zhao, a shut-in who loves both anime and manga, transmigrated as a child. With nowhere else to go, he was adopted by a kind woman.

After moving with his mom to the city on the left side of S County, he got a pink-haired neighbor. Then he watched his pink-haired friend leap into the sky and save the world.

Was it really that casual?

When he opened his eyes again, he was bound to Kyubey, the Incubator! Who would have thought? He'd become a magical boy in mortal danger! But his goal was to become a bestselling manga artist.

He went with Saiki to a world where people could see cursed spirits. Then he accidentally exposed his Gojo/Geto doujin manga, and Yaga recruited him into the technical college as a prophet. The high school boys in the prime of their "three years of youth" gazed innocently at the censored version of the manga, with Saiki's edits.

Gojo: Wow, Suguru, you become a monk in the future! No wonder you're such a good student.

Geto: No, you becoming a teacher is the surprising part.

Ieiri: Don't you think your future relationship is kind of complicated?

Gojo points to the pages missing from the manga: It's just an argument, right? Hahaha, look, Suguru, you're begging me for mercy!

Lin Zhao awkwardly looked away and hid behind Saiki. He hesitated, then finally pointed out the villain, Kenjaku.

Satoru and Suguru: No problem, because we're the strongest!

Then Kenjaku set his sights on the frail, powerless Lin Zhao. Just as he was about to strike...

Saiki, Gojo, Geto: Hey!

Lin Zhao held an imaginary microphone out to the young gravity manipulator of the Port Mafia.

Lin Zhao: What do you have to say about Dazai abandoning his partner, the Double Black duo splitting up, and you working alone for four years?

Chuuya [scoffing]: Are you going to say I never got over that damn mackerel and spent all this time chasing after him?

Dazai: My loyal dog is still pining for his master? You've got such a tiny brain and still think about all that. No wonder you're a little shrimp.

Chuuya: Shut up!!!

One day, there was a meeting at the Sawada family home.

Spartan Infant Tutor: A strange organization called the Allied Club has appeared recently, and they're in close contact with Byakuran. Tsuna, go make contact with them.

Tsuna: Huh?! M-me? I don't think I can go undercover!

Suddenly, he found himself staring down the dark muzzle of a gun.

Tsuna: [instinctively covering his head] Aaaah! All right, Reborn! Don't point Leon at me!

Spartan Infant Tutor: You're not going undercover. You're making friends.

Tsuna: You could've said that earlier, Reborn.

He watched as the lizard in Reborn's hand turned back into a gun and quietly fell silent.

Spartan Infant Tutor: [adjusting his hat] Two high school students, a monk in robes, a white-haired man in bandages, a well-dressed orange-haired gravity manipulator, and a man with mafia blood flowing through his veins. Your mission is to find their boss.

Tsuna: What do you mean, a man with mafia blood flowing through his veins? Is his blood black or something? And what's this about being well-dressed? Just because he always wears a hat doesn't mean he has good taste. Speaking of which, Reborn, do you like hats that much? And...

Before he could finish complaining, a flying kick landed on his head.

Tsuna: [collapses, dazed]

Suo: I'm looking forward to seeing you cry.

Munakata: I'm looking forward to seeing you beg for mercy on your knees, too.

Suo: ...Heh.

Munakata [pushing up his glasses]: Oh? Did I hit a nerve?

Suo [blowing out a smoke ring]: Careful, or I'll snap your neck.

Munakata: I'll tear you limb from limb.

Suo: Munakata, I hate you.

Munakata: What a miracle, Suo. For once, I feel the same way.

Suo: ...

Then, after hopping through several worlds, the pink-haired powerhouse became his boyfriend.

My boyfriend is so cool and so strong! [swaggering around like he owns the world] [strutting with an attitude]

The only thing is, he's always obsessed with being an ordinary person.

Saiki: ...

An accident took the two of them to a place called the continent of Teyvat.

Recently, Yae Publishing House introduced a mysterious manga artist.

A series of manga appeared out of nowhere and sent shockwaves around the world, including Please, My Fox Shrine Maiden, Dear Clan Leader, The Love and Hate Between the Vahumana and Haravatat Darshans, Rex Lapis's Little Boyfriend, A Song of Ice and Fire, and Why Is the Warden Like That?

Lin Zhao: The observer of the world, a visitor from another world, blah blah blah...

The Doctor: [about to make a move]

Saiki: The corners of his mouth lifted by three pixels.

Lin Zhao: My boyfriend is Kami-sama! I'm cheering him on like crazy!

A certain consultant: Oh?

Mondstadt's drunken bard: A new friend?

Saiki: I'm just an ordinary person.

■ Coming Soon: Count D's Pet Shop Is Making Matchmaking a Hit

"Welcome to Count D's Pet Shop, a shop filled with all kinds of rare creatures from around the world, beyond the bounds of human knowledge and imagination. I'm sure we have the very thing you desire, dear customer," murmured the mysterious shopkeeper, dressed in an exquisite Chinese-style outfit and wearing a smile like a mask.

The red curtains parted. Cult leader Geto, dressed in monk's robes and missing an arm, appeared in front of high schooler Gojo.

"Human trafficking?! And you're selling Geto? Wait..."

"Satoru, this is obviously a black fox." High schooler Geto grabbed his classmate, who was about to ruffle the black fox's bangs, and smiled apologetically at the shopkeeper. Then he turned to his classmate and began lecturing him. "That's a precious black fox. We couldn't afford to replace even one strand of its fur!!!"

"...I'm rich."

"..."

In the end, the two high schoolers bought the black fox with the broken paw, along with a beautiful white cat whose eyes were wrapped in bandages.

According to rumors, the Port Mafia's gravity manipulator had a black cat wrapped in bandages and wearing a red scarf. The cat was suspected to be a secret weapon of the Port Mafia.

Dazai from the detective agency snuck into the gravity manipulator's home to investigate, where he saw a Boss Dazai who looked exactly like himself.

Dazai, peering through the window: Keeping a double behind my back? That's disgusting, Chuuya.

"Shut up!!!"

■ Coming Soon 2: The Teyvat Otherworld Cafeteria, Wanderer x Aether

■ Coming Soon 3: The Vongola Invades the Whole World, ensemble cast

Theme: If you want to turn fate around, a boy must embrace flowers and sunshine