Hello, my name is Kibesaki Minoru. I'm from the Kibesaki family, a sorcerer clan, and I inherited our family's ancestral technique, [Divine Insight]. I have a huge amount of cursed energy and am widely known as the "window's holy grail."
Everyone says that ever since the Kibesaki family started taking part in the jujutsu association, the windows have practically become our family business. What can you do? Our family's technique is perfect for the job, and we've got plenty of people in the family!
After I graduated from middle school, the higher-ups tried to suppress our clan by sending me to the technical college. I was furious. I'd studied hard for years and come top of my grade every single year, only to end up with a technical college diploma? I'd be a laughingstock!
Furious, I left home while my clan members looked the other way. I found a remote high school in Miyagi Prefecture, joined its not particularly famous volleyball club, took over my family's window department in Miyagi, and spent my days slacking off. I refused to return to Kyoto and let anyone pull my strings.
At school, I was meek and submissive.
The volleyball coach: "Kibesaki, get lower! Put some effort into it! What, did you not eat?"
Me, smiling: "Sure thing, sweetheart."
The upperclassmen: "Kibesaki has such a nice personality. He's a dependable junior!"
At work, I hit back hard.
The assistant supervisor sent by the higher-ups: "Kibesaki Minoru, why are there so few curses in Miyagi? Don't tell me your family has been secretly dealing with them."
Me, furious: "Have you people at headquarters got even a shred of self-awareness? You bother us every damn day. Are you out of your minds? Are you all brain-dead? If you don't use your brains, you might as well donate them. If you find a single problem, I'll take your name! You useless pieces of shit with nothing better to do, I'll ****! ..."
The assistant supervisor: "Yes, the young master of the Kibesaki family is still as hot-tempered as ever. Haha, he gave me a real earful. Please don't send me next time, thanks."
I managed my double life with ease, until one day I was in a corner laying into an old geezer from the higher-ups. I pointed my little finger, opened my little mouth, and unleashed [Divine Insight: Maternal Severance Technique]. I was feeling great when I turned around and saw Kei Tsukishima, the sharpest-tongued guy on the team, staring at me with a complicated expression.
We stared at each other. I buried my face in my hands.
It's over! My peaceful life at school is completely over QAQ
# A day in the life of a double-life office drone
# Third-person narration
# I'll do my best, but there will be OOC moments QAQ
# The male lead swears really nastily. He genuinely has no manners, so if that bothers you, please don't read.
Theme: Face both work and life with care
