My Childhood Friend Has No Shame

What's it like to have a childhood friend with an overpowered golden finger?

From Cang Mu's perspective, Xi Wa is a handsome junior disciple, harmless, gentle, and obedient, a good little boy.

When he gets into trouble, he makes Xi Wa take the blame.

When he offends a villain, he gets Xi Wa to clean up after him.

When he gets drugged, he goes to Xi Wa...

Cang Mu: Wait, I don't need help with this. I'll handle it myself.

Xi Wa: This is something I can help with. I'd be delighted.

Calling him Senior Brother this, Senior Brother that. Whenever Senior Brother needs something, he's there.

Safe and dependable, a ten-out-of-ten all-rounder.

The real Xi Wa: a wolf in sheep's clothing, a jealous type who tears rivals apart, kicks villains to the curb, and can do anything under heaven.

In public: "Senior Brother, don't be mad at me. I won't kill people recklessly again."

In private: He never learns from his mistakes. He turns around and shoves his love rival into a pit of fire, then watches him die without lifting a finger.

Xi Wa: "I'm no saint. But Master says a man who fears his wife is a good man."

Love rival: "So I'm part of your little game too?"

How Cang Mu sees himself: tall and mighty.

How Xi Wa sees him: an adorable little kitten.

When he's angry,

Xi Wa thinks: So cute. I want to kiss him, hug him, and sleep with him.

When he spaces out,

Xi Wa thinks: He's hinting that I should kiss him.

When he cries,

Xi Wa thinks: He's seducing me.

Cang Mu: "???"

He swears he'll prove himself.

Reality hits him hard instead.

After being pinned down and thoroughly crushed time and again, he finally gives up on life, abandons his ideals and ambitions, and just wants to drown in his childhood friend's sturdy embrace, becoming a useless good-for-nothing who doesn't have to think.

The big tiger and the little kitten find their way to each other at last.

The couple holds hands and overcomes one obstacle after another.

A universally adored top, loved by men and women, young and old.

There's melodrama and angst.

Coming soon: I Want My Brother, Not My Life

Shen Zexi has a very precious treasure called Shen Jiashu.

Everyone knows he likes Shen Jiashu.

Shen Jiashu knows too, but he's a coward.

1. At the picking-objects ceremony, Shen Zexi ignores the roomful of expensive, exquisite objects and toddles over to Shen Jiashu, grabbing his hand. He babbles incoherently, but his meaning is clear.

He wants nothing else. He only wants Shen Jiashu.

Shen Jiashu runs away, blushing.

Everyone laughs, thinking it's just a child's innocent outburst. They don't know he's already chosen the person he wants to spend his whole life with.

2. When he was ten, his mother brought home a beautiful child five years older than him, as if carved from jade, and told him that this was his older brother in name, Shen Jiashu.

Later, everyone in their circle knew that the fearsome Shen family young master had a little beauty hidden away at home, one he wouldn't let anyone look at for too long.

He can't have the little beauty he longs for.

Until one time, the little beauty can't hold his liquor, and a certain big bad wolf finally gets what he wants.

After having his way with him, he still puts on an innocent, aggrieved face. "Brother, don't you want to take responsibility for me?"

Shen Jiashu remembers nothing. Feeling guilty and confused, he gives himself to him as his wife.

3. Just as everything is settled, the wife he's finally won suddenly disappears.

Shen Zexi searches frantically, but can't find him. It's as if he's vanished off the face of the earth.

Five years later, the person he's been longing for appears before him again, eyes gentle and smiling as he says, "Shen Zexi, falling in love with me is your fate."

Shen Zexi can't wait to take him home, lock him up, and drag him into bed, all in one go. "You can have my life. You give me yours."

A fluffy, brainless sweet story. Not blood-related, but technically family.

Disabled beauty top in a wheelchair x devoted, possessive bottom who goes mad when he can't have what he wants.

Theme: Break down racial barriers and realize the beautiful vision of peaceful reunification.