Not Kakashi, but Mammon

Varia's Mammon died, then came back to life in someone else's body. Unfortunately, that body already had an owner. His name was Kakashi. Two souls controlled a single body. To gain his freedom and a new life, Mammon tried every trick and talked his way into finally securing a share of control with the body's owner. His life goal was still to make money. He had to escape the shackles of Konoha. Fortunately, Kakashi of this world, who belonged to Konoha, had died at the hands of the masked man. They were both free. Kakashi, who had only ever wanted to protect Konoha, was forced onto a different path in life. He was not a ninja, and he didn't need to follow the rules. He was nobody, and he met another masked man who had lost his name. They were destined to reach the same end by different paths. Blurb Two: After leaving Konoha, Mammon got a card-drawing System. To regain his body, he had to make money, draw cards, and collect the Rainbow Children. But he kept drawing people who had nothing to do with his former organization, and they all worked hard to make money so they could beg him to draw their cards. Everyone in this world got a new life, and the Vongola was established once again. Mammon, who only wanted to make money and get his body back, had assumed love was out of reach. Somehow, he was forced into a love-triangle battle royale. Kakashi, the other owner of the body, could only say: This is my body too. Don't do whatever you want with it! The leader of Akatsuki wanted to make the world suffer and build an organization that would intimidate the whole world. Varia: As long as the money's right, your goals have nothing to do with us. Akatsuki's mastermind wanted to carry out the Eye of the Moon Plan and make the whole world dream. The Vongola: ??? You've got to be kidding. Our original world was destroyed, and now there's another lunatic in the new world?! Reader's Notes: 1. The main CP is KakaObi. The other protagonist's CP has not been revealed yet. 2. I want to write a Kakashi who is free and unrestrained. Coming Soon: We're Ninjas, Not Actors On the day Naruto graduated, he got an acting System. Acting was one thing, but the fanfiction scripts he got were all bizarre. On graduation day, the Rookie Nine were forced to act in a story called "Fall to Darkness, Boy." It left them with deep psychological scars, and all they wanted to say to Naruto was: Please, don't turn evil. And also, "You're a nice person, but let's keep our distance!" Naruto: ... Itachi returned to the village to get a look at his little brother, only to be forced to take part in "All About the Love Between the Uchiha Brothers." Even a cool, expressionless person like him couldn't help cursing when he saw the script: What the hell? Sasuke: ...Before I kill you, I'm going to kill the author! Kisame: So Itachi destroyed the clan because he loved his little brother too much? Team Seven, the group closest to Naruto, had to act in "Teacher, Love Me One More Time" every so often. Kakashi: Third Hokage, I request to resign. I can't be this teacher for another day! Obito, who noticed that Itachi seemed dazed after returning from Konoha, went to Konoha himself. Even with his space-time abilities, he couldn't escape being cast in "The Uchiha Family's Love." Obito: How did that old geezer Madara come back to life?! Madara: This is ridiculous. How could I possibly love Obito?! Kakashi: Why am I in this when the title says Uchiha?! Tobirama: ...What an evil clan. System: [For the sake of a better performance, actors who have already died may be brought back to life.] Everyone: We're not actors!!! The scripts will include: "Take Down the Akatsuki Leader, and I'll Build a Harem" Nagato: ??? "How to Keep a Love Triangle Stable" Kakashi: Why am I always madly in love with Obito? Do I look like the kind of guy who's always pining for someone who doesn't love him back? (So tormented he's swearing.) Reader's Notes: 1. A silly comedy. 2. The fanfiction has all kinds of CPs, but the actual CPs in this story are NaruSasu and KakaObi. Theme: No matter how terrible the world is, keep moving forward. You'll see the light eventually.