We Ninjas Aren't Actors

On the day Naruto graduated, he got a Performance System. That was bad enough, but every fanfic script he got was bizarre. On graduation day, the Rookie Nine were forced to act in the production "Go Dark, Boy!" It left them all deeply traumatized, and they could only say one thing to Naruto: Please, don't go dark. And also, "You're a great person, but let's keep our distance!" Naruto: ... Itachi returned to the village to catch a glimpse of his little brother, only to be forced into "The Uchiha Brothers' Love Story." Even he, normally so calm and stoic, couldn't help cursing when he read the script: "Grass (a kind of plant)." Sasuke: ...Before I kill you, I'm going to kill the author! Kisame: So Itachi killed his clan because he loved his little brother too much? Team Seven, the people closest to Naruto, are periodically made to perform "Teacher, Love Me One More Time." Kakashi: Third Hokage, I resign! I can't be this teacher for another day! Obito, who noticed that Itachi seemed dazed after returning from Konoha, went to Konoha himself. Even with his space-time abilities, he couldn't escape being cast in "The Uchiha Family's Love." Obito: How did that old man Madara come back to life?! Madara: This is ridiculous! How could I possibly love Obito?! Kakashi: The title says Uchiha. Why do I have to be in this, too?! Tobirama: ...What an evil clan. System: [To improve the performance, actors who have already died may be revived as needed.] Everyone: We are not actors!!! Scripts to come: "Take Down the Akatsuki Leader, Build My Harem" Nagato: ??? "How to Keep a Love Triangle Stable" Kakashi: Why do I have to be madly in love with Obito every time? Do I have a face that says I can't get the person I love? (So tormented that he starts swearing) Reader's Guide: 1. A silly comedy. 2. The fanfic characters have all kinds of pairings, but the actual couples in this story are Naruto and Sasuke, and Obito and Kakashi. Theme: Choose the right person to fall in love with.