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In the full-dive game "Beika Town Survival Simulator," loaded with a mod that turns everyone into animals, Arisu Asuka made this request of the fox police officer she had just rescued:
"Officer Hagiwara, your fur looks so smooth. Can I touch your tail?"
Ordinary human, no tail, Hagiwara Kenji: ...Huh?
The fluffy residents in the game are so hard to get close to. They won't let you touch their tails or pet their fur, and they even bristle and turn down your request to sleep together.
They even say that touching a fluffy person's tail, pinching their ears, or petting them without their consent counts as sexual harassment.
Arisu Asuka: ...I just want to cuddle with the fluffies. How can that count as sexual harassment?
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After taking care of a rat, Gin watched the kid wearing fake cat ears approach him and swish their tail.
"Mr. Silver Wolf~! What color sack do you like?"
Even the mighty Top Killer had no choice but to accept defeat when facing a fourth-wall-breaking player with cheats.
Before being stuffed into a sack, Gin gritted his teeth and asked:
"Who are you?!"
"I was once the most illustrious princess of the Kingdom of Lordaeron, but my brother Arthas was manipulated by demons and committed the unforgivable crime of patricide! My army was slaughtered, my kingdom destroyed, the walls of my once-glorious capital collapsed, and all its splendor was gone.
Reborn into this life, I will thwart the demons' despicable schemes. In the name of the 'Dream Witch' of Azeroth, I will become the nightmare that haunts the Burning Legion!
Send me 1,000 yuan and I'll tell you my detailed revenge plan!"
Gin: ...?
[This story is tentatively planned as a companion piece to the one next door where everything is focused on charm.]
Theme: Life is cruel. It smooths away everyone's edges and turns us into horny people.
