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Set in a fictional world with no connection to reality. Please don't apply it to real life.
An incredibly oblivious, charismatic gong x a beautiful, strong, tragic shou who eventually falls for him
This is an insectoid-world crematorium story.
When An Bo transmigrated, everything had already been decided: the original owner had divorced the Insect Emperor's eldest son, a female, over a month ago.
An Bo blinked slowly. A brand-new insect life was beginning!
He happily enrolled at the Federal University of Insect Star, eager to learn a practical skill at the age of twenty.
Unexpectedly, on his first day, he ran into his "former female lord."
An Bo smiled at him, at peace with the past. "It's nice to see you."
That same day, a photo of An Bo sweetly smiling at Wilbert spread across the interstellar internet:
[Image] Shocking! The most beautiful male insect and the First Prince may be rekindling their old romance! What does their reunion on campus after divorce mean?
Forum posts sprouted everywhere like mushrooms after rain. The arguments grew fiercer and fiercer until the beauty fans and CP shippers took over again.
Faced with his classmates' probing stares, An Bo, an extraterrestrial who knew nothing about the internet: ?
Across the interstellar internet, everyone had a different story about the former hottest CP in the nation and their love-hate relationship. It had gone from one photo to a story about two insects and 108 children.
After finally managing to log on, An Bo: ...Help.
Later, his hour-long livestream drew countless viewers and nearly crashed the interstellar internet.
An Bo: I was too extreme before when I said the prince was hostile to male insects and abused them. He treats male insects with respect. I was the one who did wrong, and separating was the best choice for us. We have nothing to do with each other after the divorce. Please be kind online and discuss things rationally.
Netizen 1: Help, the CP I shipped is over, but why am I even happier? I'm going to court the male insect!
Netizen 2: So the male insect is really single! Look at me!
Netizen 3: The male insect isn't even using a beauty filter! He's so gorgeous, ahhhhh!
Netizen 4: The male insect was actually willing to clear up the rumors himself. I'll be a fan of his looks for life, sob!
An Bo tried to clear up the rumors and return to normal life, only to find himself pursued by countless people: ?
An Bo's daily life was so uneventful it was thrilling. To be specific, the crematorium storyline was working overtime to arrange chances for him to run into Wilbert, while his suitors spontaneously created a battleground of romantic rivals.
● A delinquent school bully pins him against the wall. "Male insect, marry me. Our babies will be the prettiest on Insect Star!"
The next second, he spots Wilbert walking by in his senior's field of vision.
Delinquent school bully: "Fine, you won't accept me because of him! I'm challenging you to a duel!"
Wilbert knocks the bully out with one punch.
● In a mecha piloting class, a handsome senior invites him to team up.
The next second, he sees Wilbert draw his name from the lots.
Handsome senior: "Fine, you rigged the draw and ruined my chances!"
Wilbert draws again a hundred times and gets the same result every time. When the handsome senior charges at him, he hits back hard.
● In an insectoid hygiene class, a rich merchant's son offers to pay a high price for a male pheromone match with him.
The next second, the system detects that An Bo and Wilbert have extremely high compatibility and pairs them automatically.
Merchant's son: "Fine, you're the one who got in the way of my perfect match!"
Wilbert releases pheromones that overwhelm female insects, sending the merchant's son fleeing in terror.
An Bo knows that Wilbert thinks the same way he does: a mistaken relationship doesn't need to continue.
After all, once Wilbert knocks out the bully, he leaves without a word. After drawing the same name a hundred times, he gives up the opportunity to an unknown female insect. After the pheromone match, he manually cancels it.
Until one day, Wilbert comes up to him. "An Bo, I like you."
An Bo: ?
**** (shou's perspective)
Wilbert realizes that the male insect has changed. He doesn't believe it, but he can't help wanting to find out for himself.
He quietly keeps an eye on An Bo's life and crosses paths with him countless times. Something unnamed begins to sprout.
At last, he understands his own feelings. But An Bo looks at him with clear, limpid eyes and says, "I treated you so terribly before. I'm so sorry. I can't hold you back anymore."
Wilbert: ...
Whose crematorium is this, anyway?
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Here's the blurb for an upcoming crematorium story. Please add it to your collection, everyone!
An indomitable, tough E (but easily seduced) x a bad seed A who says one thing and means another (and is very good at seduction)
As the Federation's only enigma and the highest-ranking commander of its interstellar army, Aier Langel stands The Outcast: second only to one, yet above countless others. Once a valiant, invincible hero, he now spends his days sunk in dejection and lethargy.
He plays at life, and the people of the stars lament the fall of their former guardian.
His heats are growing more erratic, and he is on the verge of a frenzy, but the people of the stars still eagerly look for a match for him.
At last, they find a highly compatible alpha who can save his life.
People of the stars: Wonderful! Now you two can live happily together. Maybe this alpha can set the Marshal straight again.
After all, just look at the Marshal the first time he saw the alpha. His eyes even reddened with emotion!
In truth, the delirious Aier Langel stares at the aloof, elegant alpha before him, his eyes nearly popping out of his head, consumed by madness.
"Wende... Wende!!!"
The alpha's features resemble those of the lover who died in that battle.
A gentle kiss lands on his crown, soothing the agitation brought on by his heat. The alpha smiles meaningfully. "Go ahead and think of me as him."
**
One chaotic night makes everything irreversible. When Aier Langel comes to, he has recovered his health, but he has lost... ()
The alpha wakes slowly and embraces him, his beautiful face turning into a thousand different expressions as he seductively croons, "Darling~"
Aier Langel breaks down.
How could he have thought last night that this alpha was his cool, proud lover?
The alpha harasses him with all sorts of tricks and antics every day, making it clear to Aier Langel that he's a born bad seed.
Life has to go on, so Aier Langel tries to accept him... and can't!
He slinks back to the army to hide for a while.
The people of the stars rejoice.
**
The Orange Star Empire attacks again after that battle.
For the Federation, and to avenge Wende, Aier Langel refuses to give up on taking the enemy general's head, even when he's at the end of his rope.
When he finally removes the enemy general's mask while gravely wounded, he freezes.
"W-Wende?"
The face that belongs to Wende breaks into a wicked smile. "Who were you thinking about while you struggled on the verge of death, darling?"
"Who are you?!" The familiar voice hits Aier Langel like a bolt of lightning.
Wende peels away a second disguise beneath the mask, revealing the alpha's face. "Mm-hmm."
He presses the butt of his gun against Aier Langel's face. "Which version of me do you like better?~"
The next second, a bullet mercilessly pierces his left shoulder.
*
The mighty Orange Star Empire has the Federation in retreat, yet sues for peace, demanding only a few nearby planets and... that enigma.
** (shou's perspective)
Wende, the crown prince of Orange Star, hates the Marshal of the enemy nation to the bone. If not for that meddlesome Marshal, the Blue Star Federation would have been his long ago... and he wouldn't have lost his memory, either.
Wende often remembers the time he spent without his memories. The enigma did everything possible to please him and cared for him down to the smallest detail. He couldn't say he hated it entirely.
When he heard that the E had fallen into despondency after "he" died, Wende happily drank himself silly. Later, when he learned that the E was close to dying because of his heat, Wende smashed every glass in the room.
He made up his mind: he would find a way to make that enigma his forever.
Unfortunately... he went too far...
A few notes for reading:
1. The gong isn't really an idiot. He's totally dependable when it comes to serious matters! He's incredibly oblivious, and his emotional intelligence isn't exactly terrible; it's just a little slow to connect. In short, it's like he's from a village without internet!
2. Still a little absurd and nonsensical, with the logic taking flight. I want to quit, but I can't. I definitely will next time.
3. The insectoid-world characters speak Chinese, though their technology is much more advanced than ours.
4. I'm a terrible writer, but I'll do my best. Please be gentle, I'm sensitive (wipes sweat).
Theme: Keep your feet on the ground as you pursue a brighter future.
Loquat brings [I'd rather die than give in and be strong E × I'm duplicitous but I'm not a bad person A] to wish everyone a happy new year~Collect it, collect it (wink crazily) As the only enigma of the Federation and the supreme commander of the interstellar army, Erlanger was once more powerful than ten thousand people. He was once brave and invincible, but now he is depressed and depressed all day long. He played in the human world, and the interstellar people lamented the degradation of their former patron saint. During his susceptible period, he gradually became disordered and was about to fall into mania. The interstellar people were still eager to find a match for him—— Finally found a highly matched alpha who could save his life. Interstellar people: OK, OK! You guys live a good life from now on, this alpha might be able to get the marshal back on track. After all, look at the way the Marshal saw Alpha for the first time, his eyes were so moved that they turned red—— In fact, the delirious Erlanger stared at the noble and indifferent alpha in front of him, his eyes were splitting, and he almost went crazy. "Wende... Wende!!!" His eyebrows are like his lover who died in the battle. A gentle kiss fell on the top of the hair, soothing the mania caused by passion. Alpha showed a meaningful smile: "Please just think of me as him." A chaotic night left everything in jeopardy. After regaining consciousness, Erlanger regained his health, but lost...() The alpha who woke up leisurely hugged him, his beautiful face seducing people over and over again: "Husband~" Erlanger collapsed. How could he think that this alpha was his cold and arrogant lover last night? The alpha spends all day harassing and doing fancy things, which makes Erlanger understand that this person is a born bad guy. Days have to move on, Erlanger tried to accept it... But couldn't! He went back to the army to hide in despair. The interstellar people were overjoyed. The Orange Star Empire invaded again after that battle. For the sake of the Federation and to avenge Wende, Erlanger would not give up taking the enemy general's head even if it was the end of the road. When he was seriously injured and took off the enemy general's mask, he was stunned on the spot. "Wen, Wen De?" A smirk appeared on Wen De's face: "Who were you thinking about when you were dying, husband?" "You are?!" The familiar tone made Erlanger feel like he was struck by lightning. Wind took off his mask and revealed the alpha's face: "Uh-huh." The butt of the gun was pressed against Erlanger's face: "Which one of me do you like more~" The next second the bullet penetrated his left shoulder without mercy. The powerful Orange Star Empire caused the Federation to retreat steadily, but it asked for peace with the Federation. It only needed a few Linxing and... That enigma. ** (Subject to perspective) The Crown Prince of Orange Star, Wen De, hated the marshal of the enemy country to his core. If it weren't for that obstructive marshal, he would have taken over the Blue Star Federation long ago... And... It also caused him to lose his memory. Wen De often remembers the days when he lost his memory. Enigma tried every means to please him and took care of him meticulously, but it was not completely annoying. Hearing that E was languishing after "he" died, Wen De got drunk happily. Later, when he learned that E was about to die due to his susceptible period, Wende smashed all the wine glasses. He decided that he would find a way to make that enigma belong to him forever. It's a pity... He lost it... User Guide: ①E has a higher level than A and can be marked as A. ②The crematorium story. In the early stage, the bad guy lost his memory and turned into a cold white moonlight. In the middle stage, he played a stand-in and played all kinds of tricks. In the end, he got rid of the vigorous crematorium. ③ Shou is a willful and bad person who talks twice and means wrong, and will pay the price later for playing tricks. ④ If there are any more additions, please add them to your collection. The copy needs to be perfected and has been archived on 23.1.11.
I'm so old, what a side story 😭
Hahahahahaha, the description is very specific.
??? What's the purpose of the soldering iron? It seems that I can't continue writing and suddenly gave up. .
Maybe it's because of the Zerg background. I haven't seen an article yet that doesn't belittle the males. They basically talk about why the local males are so bad and how great the time-traveling males are. However, this cookie is still good. An An is very cute.
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl
Although, I thought they were not allowed to be together, because when I saw this novel, it was already the last few minutes of the free version and I watched the latest version. I felt quite sad and lost when they were together.
Although, I thought they were not allowed to be together, because when I saw this novel, it was already the last few minutes of the free version and I watched the latest version. I felt quite sad and lost when they were together.
Thanks for free I want to know whether the protagonist has passed the foreign language test, please give me some guidance.
Well, let's just say, isn't the assistant in this chapter a bit too outrageous?