This is the author's immature first work, so I advise you to enter at your own risk. Seriously, enter at your own risk. If you, reading this on your phone, insist on giving it a try... then good luck (hands you flowers).
My upcoming story, "The Pretty Fool Transmigrates into the Freshly Burned-Out Crematorium (Insect World)," is below (clings to your leg) (shakes you desperately). Please, please take a look~
-- Story Blurb --
A fussy, scene-stealing body double seme x a tough-looking but pure-hearted rebel leader uke
Bai Heng was an utterly ordinary body double actor. One ordinary night, he slowly closed his eyes.
When he opened them again...
He'd transmigrated.
In the original story, the villainous female insect Xie Fei Er De would destroy the world, and Bai Heng had just been handed the great mission of saving it!
Then he took a look at his starting identity... the villain's pet stand-in male insect (?)
Bai Heng knew all too well what male insects in this world were like: proud, overbearing, and unreasonable.
So when he first met the villain, just back from battle, he gave him a vicious slap.
How was that? Overbearing enough? Just like the insect you like, right? Bai Heng thought smugly.
Then... he got a vicious slap right back.
Why wasn't this going the way he imagined?
With his life hanging by a thread, he grabbed the villain's leg to make amends. "Why did you take so long to come back? Do you know how worried I was about you?"
The villain, Xie Fei Er De: ???
In a corner where no insect could see, the villain's face turned bright red.
*
Bai Heng had always had different tastes from other people.
Why... why was he falling more and more for the gorgeous villain, with his long legs and perpetually sour expression?
● Normally, the villain would casually tell his underlings, "Go see if he's still alive!"
Underling: "Sure, we'll check whether our boss's male lord is alive!"
Villain: "He's not my male lord!"
● Trapped in danger, the villain snarled, "Stay away from me! Get lost!"
Bai Heng (backing far away): "Oh. Okay."
"Are you trying to get yourself killed, running that far away?" The villain flung open his arms in anger. "Come... come a little closer. I'll fly you out of here."
● During his heat, Bai Heng touched the villain's wings, and the villain blushed furiously.
Bai Heng kissed him, and he melted into a puddle.
Bai Heng's alarm bells rang! No! He had to uphold insect morality!
After the villain came to his senses, he awkwardly avoided Bai Heng. Bai Heng couldn't help touching him again, and once more the villain blushed bright red.
This villain... was a little awkward, and a little lovable.
-- No, this wasn't a villain at all. He was Bai Heng's destined wife (crossed out), his destined female lord!
*
Xie Fei Er De hated this world with all his heart.
Until one day, an insect told him: I care about you so much.
He knew it was to save their own life.
Until one day, an insect took a blade for him.
He knew it was an act.
Until one day, an insect offered to soothe the wounds of his past.
He knew it was a ploy.
Until one day, an insect told him they loved him.
He knew it was so they could abandon him cruelly one day.
But he fell for them anyway.
When the worldline finally closed, Xie Fei Er De learned the truth. His eyes bloodshot, he glared darkly at Bai Heng's departing back and said, each word bitten off, "Male... lord, I won't let you leave!!!"
If any insect tried to take his male lord away, he would kill them all.
If the world turned against him, then he would destroy everything.
-- Upcoming Story Blurb --
A sweet, clueless seme x a uke who falls hard
This is an insect-world crematorium story.
But by the time Bai Yu Shi transmigrated, everything had already been settled: the original owner had divorced the insect emperor's eldest female son more than a month ago.
Bai Yu Shi blinked slowly. A brand-new insect life was beginning!
He happily enrolled at Insect Star Federation University, eager to learn a practical skill while he was still twenty.
He never expected to run into his "former female lord" on the very first day of school.
Bai Yu Shi smiled at him, at peace with the past. "It's good to see you."
That very day, a photo of Bai Yu Shi smiling sweetly at Wei Er Bo Te spread across the Star Network:
[Breaking! The most beautiful male insect and the First Prince may be rekindling an old romance! Why have the divorced pair met again on campus?]
Forum threads sprang up like mushrooms after rain, escalating into an all-out flame war. In the end, the beauty fans and ship fans took back the high ground.
Under the searching gazes of his classmates, Bai Yu Shi, an alien who had no idea how to use the internet: ?
On the Star Network, everyone had their own version of the love and heartbreak of the former nation's most popular ship. The story had grown from one photo to the two insects having one hundred and eight larvae.
Bai Yu Shi, who had finally managed to get online: ...Help.
An hour later, his hour-long livestream drew countless viewers and nearly crashed the Star Network.
Bai Yu Shi: I was too extreme when I said the prince hated and abused male insects. The prince respects male insects. I was the one who did wrong, and separating was the best choice for us. We have nothing to do with each other anymore. Please be kind and reasonable online.
Netizen 1: Help, the ship I loved sank, but why am I even happier now! I'm going after the male insect!
Netizen 2: So the male insect is single after all! Look at me, male insect!
Netizen 3: The male insect isn't using a beauty filter, ahhhhh, he's so beautiful, ahhhhh!
Netizen 4: The male insect was willing to clarify the rumors himself. I'll be his beauty fan for life, sob!
Bai Yu Shi had tried to clear up the rumors and return to his normal life, but ended up with countless suitors: ?
Bai Yu Shi's daily life was so uneventful it was thrilling. The crematorium worldline did everything it could to create chances for him to run into Wei Er Bo Te, while his admirers spontaneously turned every encounter into a battlefield.
● A delinquent school bully pinned him against a wall. "Male insect, marry me! Our larvae will be the prettiest on Insect Star!"
The next second, he spotted Wei Er Bo Te passing by in the senior's line of sight.
Delinquent school bully: "Fine! You won't say yes because of him! I'm challenging you to a duel!"
Wei Er Bo Te knocked the school bully out with one punch.
● In mecha piloting class, a handsome senior invited him to be his partner.
The next second, he saw that Wei Er Bo Te had drawn his name at random.
Handsome senior: "Fine! You rigged the draw and ruined my chance!"
Wei Er Bo Te redrew a hundred times and got Bai Yu Shi every single time. When the handsome senior charged at him, Wei Er Bo Te hit back hard.
● In insect hygiene class, a rich merchant's son offered to pay a high price to be matched with him for male pheromones.
The next second, the System detected that Bai Yu Shi and Wei Er Bo Te had an extremely high compatibility and automatically matched them.
Rich merchant's son: "Fine! You're the one standing in the way of my perfect match!"
Wei Er Bo Te released his dominant female pheromones, sending the rich merchant's son running in terror.
Bai Yu Shi knew Wei Er Bo Te felt the same way he did: there was no need to let a misguided relationship continue.
After Wei Er Bo Te knocked out the school bully, he walked away indifferently. After drawing Bai Yu Shi a hundred times, he gave the opportunity to an unknown female insect. After the pheromone match, he manually canceled it--
Until one day, Wei Er Bo Te came up to him. "Bai Yu Shi, I like you."
Bai Yu Shi: ?
**** (Uke's Perspective)
Wei Er Bo Te noticed that the male insect had changed. He refused to believe it, yet couldn't help wanting to find out for himself.
He quietly kept tabs on Bai Yu Shi's life, and crossed paths with him countless times. Something nameless began to emerge.
At last, he understood his own feelings. But Bai Yu Shi looked at him with clear, bright eyes and said, "I treated you so terribly before. I'm so sorry. I can't hold you back anymore."
Wei Er Bo Te: ...
Whose crematorium is this supposed to be?
Theme: Creating a harmonious world.
The fake crematorium is a real cookie! Let's collect some of Loquat's new pre-collections (wink Baka Zilan's big eyes) ~ The beautiful fool wears it to the newly burned crematorium (Zerg) Obedient idiot attack × really fragrant feeling This is a book about the Zerg Crematorium. But when Bai Yue came over, everything was a foregone conclusion - the original body had been divorced from the eldest son of the Insect King for more than a month. Bai Yushi blinked slowly: A new insect life has begun! He happily entered the Worm Federation University, eager to learn a reliable technology at the age of twenty. Unexpectedly, on the first day of school, he would meet the "former female monarch". Bai Yushi smiled at him relievedly: Nice to see you. On the same day, a photo of Bai Yushi smiling sweetly at Wilbert spread all over the Star Network—— (Picture) Shocking! The most beautiful male insect and His Highness are suspected of rekindling their old relationship! How will the divorced parties reunite on campus? Forum posts sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and even formed an increasingly fierce feud. In the end, Yan fans and CP fans reoccupied the high ground. Faced with the probing gazes of his classmates, the alien who didn't know how to use the Internet at all said in vain:? There are different opinions on the Star Internet about the love and hate of the former nationally popular CP, which has grown from one photo to two insects and one litter of 108 cubs. Bai Chaochao, who finally boarded the Star Network:... Help. An hour later, the hour-long live broadcast attracted countless viewers and almost paralyzed the Star Network. Bai Yushi: Before, I was too extreme and said that His Highness hates males and abuses males. Your Highness respects males very much. I did something wrong, and separation is our best choice. We no longer have any relationship after our divorce. Please be friendly online and communicate rationally. Netizen 1: Help, I'm so frustrated with CP, but I'm even happier. What's going on! I want to chase Xiongzi! Netizen 2: Is Xiongzi really single? Xiongzi, look at me! Netizen 3: Xiongzi didn't turn on the beauty function, he's so beautiful! Netizen 4: Xiongzi is actually willing to take the initiative to clarify the rumors. I will be Xiongzi's fan for the rest of my life! Bai Chachi tried to clarify the rumors and return to normal life, but he mentioned countless suitors:? Bai Chaochao's daily life is thrillingly monotonous. The specific manifestation is that the crematorium world line is desperately trying to create opportunities for him to meet Wilbert by chance, and his suitors spontaneously create the Shura Field. ●The gangster school bully pushed him into the corner: Xiongzi, marry me, our insect cub will be the most beautiful on the insect planet! The next second he saw Wilbert who happened to be passing by through the senior's eyes. Gangster school bully: Okay, Xiongzi doesn't agree to me, it's all because of you! I want to duel with you! Wilbert defeated the school bully with one punch. ●In the mecha control class, Principal Mei Mei invited him to form a team together. The next second he saw Wilbert randomly drawing lots and winning him. Principal Mei Mei: Okay, you are ruining my good deeds by doing secret operations! Wilbert fired a hundred times with perfect hits, and fought back fiercely when Principal Mei Mei rushed up. ●Zerg health class, the son of a wealthy businessman is willing to pay a high price to match him with androgens. The next second the system detected that Bai Timeout and Wilbert were a very close match and automatically paired them. Son of a wealthy businessman: Okay, you are the one who hindered my good relationship! Wilbert releases estrogen, causing the son of a wealthy businessman to pee. Bai Chachi knew that Wilbert had the same idea as him, and there was no need to continue wrong feelings. Because Wilbert left indifferently after defeating the school bully. After winning the lottery a hundred times, he gave the opportunity to an unknown female insect. After the insect essence matched, he was manually untied—— Until one day Wilbert walked up to him: Bai Chachi, I like you. Bai Chaocha:? **** (Subject to perspective) Wilbert discovered that the male insect had changed. Wilbert didn't believe it, and he couldn't help but want to find out. He silently paid attention to Bai Yushi's life, passing him countless times, and unknown things were emerging. He finally recognized his heart, but Bai Yushi said to him with clear eyes: I hurt you so miserably before, I'm so sorry for you, I can't delay you any longer. Wilbert:… Whose crematorium is this?
I call him good guy, 70 years, good guy Plato
Damn you, really, I cry to death
Xiaobai and Xiaoxie, the stars are shining brightly in the sea, and they will be witnessed for the rest of their lives. I look forward to my wife's next book!
I've been quite busy lately. I'm busy recruiting new members to the club, and the department is short of manpower. There are frequent news releases. Tuesdays and Thursdays are full except for 8 a. M., And Mondays are full except for evenings. I have to go to the news site in the afternoon when there are no classes on Wednesdays and Fridays. In short, it is very explosive. I will try my best to update, but I can't guarantee anything, sorry (bow)
Jialan: WOC, these four are amazing, who will come with two more, flying chess upgrades werewolf killing
You better be really sweet tomorrow!!! (Cry)
Hey hey hey hey sweet sweet sweet
Your description is like that geography book. The movement of the earth's crust is really scientific and awesome hahahaha
Hey, hey, it's so sweet. It's over now. I can't bear to leave. QAQ, when will my wife open the next book? I want to see Kill That