After Three Bad Ends, I Decided to Break Up with Bruce

My name is Flora, and I'm Gotham's sweetheart Brucey's girlfriend of the month.

Unfortunately, my girlfriend experience ends in seven days, when that lunatic Batman kills me.

He's so decisive about killing me, and he looks so happy.

He really looks like the Joker. And I absolutely mean that both ways.

Ha, but he definitely doesn't know that I came back to life!

I came back to life seven days earlier.

This time, I never said a single good thing about Batman in front of Brucey. Every day, I joined him in cursing that bat monster, and I sounded even more sincere than he did.

Seven days later, Batman killed me again.

Before killing me, he even said, "Dying at the hands of someone you hate and despise must leave you unable to rest in peace..."

That's right.

I couldn't rest in peace, so I came back to life again, seven days earlier.

This time, I decided to ask Brucey for help.

"You hate Batman, don't you? How about we figure out a way to kill him together?"

My boyfriend's smile turned so terrifying in that instant that I chickened out and didn't dare bring up the plan again.

When that bat came to kill me seven days later, he asked, "Why did you want to kill me?"

I get it. Brucey was the traitor.

I never thought you'd be the one cursing him the loudest and passing along information the fastest! Even the Joker doesn't love you that much!

I came back to life again.

This time, I decided to break up with Brucey.

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* Joker's laughing-fit storyline, with lots of headcanons. OOC is unavoidable.

* The pairing stays the same, locked in with the Bat.

* No unsolicited writing advice. Let's respect each other, thanks.

* Plot idea and blurb captured on 2023/7/15

Theme: True love conquers all