I'm the Pure-Love Warrior in a Dog-Blood Novel!

[This novel is also known as "I'm a Pure-Love Warrior in a PWP Novel!"]

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Everyone and their dog ends up eating their words, but when it comes to chasing your wife, there are only two possibilities: zero times or tens of thousands.

No. 1: A black-hearted, formerly top-ranked academic slacker who falls into a scum-and-torment romance plot in Jinjiang and decides to coast through it x an 18-year-old gorgeous genius hacker, confined to a wheelchair, whose dick is harder than diamonds, a gloomy puppy who keeps getting his wife stolen by the wallpaper.

The three-time reigning champion of the most popular character rankings on Huashi, Ruan Qingyu, wakes up one day to find himself on his rival's turf, stuck with an old-school scum-and-torment role as a wealthy, malicious brat. The ideal type assigned by the System is an overconfident, greasy, self-important guy.

But his son, a poor kid from the slums who is stubborn, bright, sincere, and an 18-year-old genius hacker, isn't bad.

A gloomy puppy? A diamond-hard college guy? Seven times in one night?

Wow, that's freaking amazing!

And what about the protagonists, you ask? The top is one ICU visit away from becoming a paying regular, while the bottom has been shipped off to Africa to mine a ton of coal.

Heh, it's a vacation. Don't sweat the details.

Meanwhile, the System has just made it through the tutorial zone: Huh? I'm fighting Sukuna? For real?

#As they say, no flower blooms for a hundred days

#The highest form of love is always sleeping with your ideal type while you're young

#If you're going to enjoy a substitute, eat the tenderest one while they're young!

#Click to read a love-him-and-sleep-with-his-son, cuckold-and-train-the-puppy story

No. 2: An AI who breaks through challenges by force to save his Host and becomes an online sensation x a lovesick, playboy CEO who only meant to watch the show but gets conquered by his wife's amazing skills.

Bai Yue gets an underdog comeback story as the despised fake young master who becomes everyone's favorite. From the start, he faces a whole string of idiotic, melodramatic torments, including framing, sexual assault, and having his hand chopped off.

Bai Yue: ? He swings a punch and demolishes half the villa, then frowns at the stunned fake young master and System. "Are you sure I pushed you? I didn't hear you clearly. Say that again."

Half a month later, he's already speedrun every route, become a Forbes billionaire worth hundreds of billions, and is trying to build infrastructure across the galaxy and send out signal towers so he can find his Host online. He's now a global top-tier star, blazing bright and impossible to ignore.

The System: ? Which one of us is the System here?

Meanwhile, the CEO who was tricked into a one-night stand, body and heart, and waited half a month for a second round that never came is left going: ???

#Thanks for asking, I speedran it

#Get your ass out there and reproduce

#In the face of absolute force, all suffering is a paper tiger

#So what if I'm a playboy? I'm still the queen's lithium battery power bank

#Honey, I'm all washed up and smelling lovely. Come kiss me QAQ!

No. 3: A lonely logistics worker with pheromone-perception disorder, face blindness, and social anxiety x a calculating young heiress from a prestigious interstellar family, with a revenge plot, multiple do-overs, and mind-reading powers.

Qiu Xu gets a perfect score on the entrance exam for the Transmigration Bureau. Because of her face blindness and severe social anxiety, she resolutely becomes a perfect-score logistics worker. But in her second year, the Transmigration Bureau's servers are smashed by a rival.

The good news: she survives.

The bad news: she's transmigrated into a PWP novel, has to follow the plot, and doesn't even have a System.

Faced with explicit scenes everywhere, before the plot begins, the socially anxious girl crouches in a luxurious private room at a club. Dressed in finery and radiating a fierce air, she stammers at her reflection as she practices her line: "C-come here!"

Then she comes face-to-face with the beloved protagonist of a torment romance, who has disguised himself as a cleaner to scout the place in advance.

The protagonist, who was just about to wreak havoc: ? Wow~

#What is this?

#A sweet, soft, socially anxious darling. Give them a kiss. An emotionally stable custard bun. Give them a kiss.

#Damn, why has my wife forgotten me again and again!

#Sure enough, the weather's turning cold. Time to make the Empire go bankrupt again.

End of Pre-Order Blurb 1

This novel is also known as "How Could I Lose When I'm OP from the Start?"

Qi Ji is a novelist who loves starting stories and never finishing them, especially when it comes to writing a bad ending.

So one day, all the villains he'd created staged a rebellion.

Qi Ji was packed off to the many little worlds of his own stories to clean up the mess.

But he had no regrets: I stopped writing, and they still couldn't beat the invincible male lead? Don't blame the author for your own incompetence.

Punishment System: ??

The villains: If you're so good, why don't you do it yourself!

Qi Ji really did, and his ending was just like his name.

No. 1: The Capitalist with a Conscience

#Strategic mastermind · loves going all in · golden-hearted, golden-haired capitalist

You're the founder of a moderately well-known game development company. But lately, development has hit one snag after another. The invincible male lead is crushing your market share, and you just lost a crucial bidding war to your archrival by one point. Your company is on the verge of bankruptcy, and you need to earn ten billion within three months!

Qi Ji uses a three-pronged strategy: an otome game, a MOBA, and a full-dive cultivation app featuring alternate versions of the same character. His company takes the industry by storm, with daily revenue exceeding a hundred million. In the end, the invincible male lead, stripped of all his talent, has no choice but to work for him.

#So what if the invincible male lead is a genius? Haven't you heard that the author's IQ determines the protagonist's IQ?

No. 2: Sorry, Having a Pretty Face Means You Can Do Anything

#Cool and aloof but loves rock · masked band vocalist

Before the show begins, you're a rising star in the idol world. But then a Chosen One appears out of nowhere, and you're accused of bullying at school. The viewers who already hate you flood the trending lists with insults, demanding that the seat-filler get out of showbiz.

But Qi Ji fights his way through with an original bass composition, drawing huge crowds every time he appears thanks to his striking looks.

He says, "I want to stand at the top, because I want you, the people who like me, to be able to see me."

Three months after debuting as the center, he's famous throughout Asia.

Later, a recording that clears his name is leaked by accident, and his fans all lash out at the useless company that held him back: If you don't have the skills, don't take on the job!

#The scariest thing in the world is a hardworking overachiever who is both talented and beautiful.

No. 3: The Mad Antisocial Scientist of the Apocalypse

#Flesh is weak · deus ex machina · cold, abstinent scientist

Your crimes have come to light, and you're facing severe charges from the Security Council. The Dawn team, led by the invincible male lead, has laid out the full chain of reasoning proving you used the major bases as experimental sites. Branded a criminal against Blue Star, you're about to face the torture of being torn apart by chariots.

But Qi Ji says three sentences and regains his honored position as chief scientist. The leaders of the major bases all bow their noble heads before him, eager to follow his lead. Whatever he says is what the people want.

#In the face of absolute self-interest, even yesterday's enemies can join hands today.

No. 4

The Twilight of the Gods...

To be continued...

The villains who watched it all unfold: ...

Who could possibly outshine you, you absolute menace?

Punishment System: +1. The Host is playing on another level this time.

#What an ordinary novelist. Even Satan would get your name tattooed on his back.

#Without a cheat like you, the ages are nothing but endless night

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Synopsis: I'm a struggling Green River author who becomes an entertainment mogul among the stars.

Yu Yue is a full-time author who has been writing for two and a half years.

But the environment in his channel is awful. Period novels crowd out everything else, while rich patrons throw their money around, so after leaving for two years, he comes back to find himself just as obscure as before.

Then he swallows his pride and writes an interstellar period drama about a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. It becomes an instant hit, but the day before his payment is due to clear, he transmigrates.

When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself at the semifinals of the tenth Authors' Convention, held in Red Moon City, one of the three major cyberpunk cities.

The good news: This place is a literary wasteland. The essays, poems, and prose currently in fashion have no originality at all.

The bad news: The original owner maliciously plagiarized someone else's work and has already landed on the invincible male lead's assassination blacklist. In five minutes, he'll be disgraced and dead.

The System keeps trying to make its presence known: Ding! Welcome, Host, to the "Take You Down With Me" System... Following procedure...

Yu Yue: ...CNM, get the hell out of my way.

Faced with the male lead's stern accusations, he straightens his clothes and remains completely composed. Thanks to his professional expertise, in just fifteen minutes he rapidly skims the openings of more than twenty manuscripts.

He picks up one called "A Max-Level Expert Descends the Mountain to Slaughter the Newbie Village," then another, "The True and Fake Young Masters: Turns Out the Richest Man Is My Dad," then another, "Thirty Years East of the River, Thirty Years West: Don't Bully a Poor Young Man. Exiled from My Family, I Turn Out to Be a Heaven-Rank Fighting Emperor"...

To the male lead's astonishment, he pulls out one, two, three, four, five, six, seven manuscripts in a row and stacks them into a small hill on the table.

The whole venue erupts. Could he really be a genius?

The dark horse who becomes the year's biggest surprise, fights through the competition, and ultimately wins first place clutches the golden trophy and 500,000 star coins awarded to the champion, weeping with emotion.

Good heavens, making money here is so easy.

He's going to earn a little more.

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Two months later, he's become a renowned entertainment mogul throughout the Empire and the Federation. Countless advanced planets open their doors to him, eagerly inviting him to settle there permanently.

Bards sing of his legend.

They say he was born in the slums at the bottom of society, always wears a half-mask of silver, and is a silver-haired, green-eyed schemer with a ruthless streak.

But the Crown Prince considers him a kindred spirit, a friend beyond compare. The 3S+ starship commander is his most ardent suitor, and an ancient race openly backs him, declaring that anyone who disrespects him is their enemy.

Countless people spend fortunes just to see him. Even the famously aloof Sea Folk willingly sing praises for his new radio drama.

Yu Yue, overhearing the rumors about himself: Huh? I just wanted to earn a little bit in royalties.

The System: ...Sure. You only earned, like, a billion times that much.

Theme: A sunny, uplifting spirit of perseverance and self-reliance.