Rainbow Kindergarten has a little tyrant named Yu Sui.
Among all the adorable, well-behaved kids, he is famous for being a troublemaker. At least, that's what he thinks.
But recently, a new kid joined the class next door.
Word has it that on his very first day, he beat the big, chubby kid so badly he sent him to the infirmary. That's a hundred times more impressive than making other kids cry with ghost stories.
Five-year-old Yu Sui heard the rumors and gritted his teeth in fury:
Damn it! He's challenging my authority!
So, surrounded by a few underlings who were half a head taller than him, he clenched his tiny fists:
Let's go give him trouble! We'll show him who's boss around here!
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But things never went the way anyone expected. Specifically:
He challenged the other kid to a fight, then waited from dawn until dusk.
Yu Sui: I'm so mad! He stood me up!
The other kid gave him a sweet potato he'd dug up himself.
Yu Sui: Who does he think he's looking down on?
He pretended to befriend the other kid, then gave him the carrot-filled dumplings he hated.
Yu Sui: What? He got a medal for cleaning his plate?!
After spending several days together, the little tyrant was so furious he couldn't fight back against the other kid. He charged in with his head held high...
...and promptly face-planted in front of all his underlings.
Li Xun: "?"
He failed to pick a fight and ended up being carried to the infirmary by his rival.
From then on, Yu Sui had a new personal "bodyguard."
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[Adult Timeline]
Years later, the two agreed not to date until they started college.
But Yu Sui thought he was doomed, because he seemed to have turned gay.
All their friends could see they were in love. Only Yu Sui firmly believed they shared nothing but brotherly affection.
"You don't know, on his first day of kindergarten he made a girl cry, used love letters as scrap paper, kept the tin from a box of chocolates to use as a flowerpot, and doesn't even have thirty people on his friends list..."
He was utterly drunk as he declared, "If he's not straight, I'll take his last name!"
After sleeping off the hangover, he remembered nothing, except that he'd forcefully kissed the other guy.
Yu Sui was flustered, but still as cocky as ever:
"So what if I kissed you? It's not like I've never kissed you before..." Back in kindergarten.
"I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm going to class." It's not a big deal, right?
"Hey, a gentleman uses words, not his fists. Let's talk..." Oh no, I'm done for. I'm going to end up injured at the very least!
The next day, Yu Sui woke up holding his lower back.
That bastard, straight? Even if you take the absolute value, he still couldn't be straight!
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[Love Interest's POV]
Because of his family, Li Xun had suffered from emotional detachment since childhood. He was equally indifferent to people, events, and even objects.
That was until a little figure latched onto him.
At first, young Li Xun paid him no mind. Later, he realized the other boy seemed to take endless pleasure in seeking him out to play.
He was always hovering nearby, as if he had boundless energy.
Later still, Li Xun felt grateful.
Grateful that he'd transferred schools, grateful that they'd met, and grateful that the other boy had stayed by his side for so many years.
[Coming-of-age story / Childhood friends / From kindergarten to adulthood / Romance after they grow up]
[An arrogant, domineering "Tibetan Mastiff" who never admits defeat x A once emotionally detached, cool-as-water "Egyptian cat" who becomes a doting husband for decades]
[First version of the blurb written on 2023/7/15]
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[Innately optimistic, rough-around-the-edges firefighter x Melancholy, pessimistic young master from a wealthy family]
[The love interest plays rock music but isn't the lead singer / Size difference / Skin-tone difference / Each other's first love, no rivals, the love interest gets jealous all by himself / Romance-focused, with the career as a secondary plot / Slightly healing]
At twenty-three, Wen Nanxing saw his dreams shatter and moved from a first-tier city to a third-tier county town.
On his very first day there, someone stole his wallet. Luckily, his landlord was a nice person and offered to rent him a little old room on the top floor, along with the abandoned rooftop.
Wen Nanxing gazed at the night sky and thought his retirement years would be wonderful.
Then, for some reason, a siren blaring "wee-woo, wee-woo" sounded from downstairs. He was about to get up and see what was going on when someone behind him suddenly shouted:
"There are countless men in this world. If you're happy, find a new one every day!"
"There's no need to throw your life away!"
Wen Nanxing jumped in fright, twisted his ankle, and really did fall off.
The other man grabbed him and fell right along with him.
Only afterward did he learn that his kind landlord had thought he was heartbroken and about to jump, so she'd called the police.
The man was a firefighter.
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After that day, Wen Nanxing's ankle swelled up like a giant steamed bun.
Pointing at the apartment across the hall, the man said when he ran into Wen Nanxing, "Oh, that's my place."
Then he looked at Wen Nanxing's foot. "You can't get around, can you? I'll carry you!"
Wen Nanxing: "..."
Perched on the man's broad back, Wen Nanxing thought he was like Dahei, a friendly, easygoing dog. Mostly because of his skin color.
They were both dark as night.
Later, Dahei moved into his room and took care of him, doing the laundry, cooking, and handling all the housework. He even fed him...
Wen Nanxing: "...I only hurt my foot. My hands are fine."
Dahei, solemnly: "I treat everyone equally."
He'd only wanted to enjoy the view from the rooftop, but somehow ended up with a broken leg, and then somehow ended up "living together" with someone...
Wen Nanxing was exasperated.
Later on, the person he was supposedly heartbroken over kept appearing on the trending topics.
Dahei cut the only internet cable in the house, then turned around and warned him fiercely, "Try to kill yourself again and see what happens!"
Wen Nanxing: "."
So how could he prove that he really wasn't trying to kill himself?
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[Bonus Scene]
Three years later, a rising star emerged in the entertainment industry.
The agent had originally signed Wen Nanxing hoping to launch his acting career.
They hadn't expected that, despite looking as delicate as a little white flower, he was wilder than anyone on the inside.
He insisted on playing rock music.
Even more surprising, he got married and came out in public, for God's sake.
He brought that one-of-a-kind bass guitar to every tour.
So backstage, one man bragged to everyone he met: "Cool, right? That's my wife."
Theme: Growing up means overcoming countless obstacles. Only through perseverance can we succeed.
Gee, I feel like he was tempted earlier.
Okay, okay, Yu Bao accidentally tried it~
Baby, hurry up and jump into the tiger's mouth——
Hey, I love seeing so many kisses!
It's so big. I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it, Xiaoyubaby 💛
Is there no extra story for the baby?!!! I like it very much
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like it so much
Ah, is it so sudden?
As expected of our little fish, direct enough
Xiaoyu has always been very straight.