
The Beloved Gluttonous Beast Goes Viral for Her Food in Showbiz [Cute Pet]
团宠饕餮美食爆红娱乐圈[萌宠]
by Lu Shiliu (卢十六)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 210k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
This novel is scheduled to go premium on 2022-10-01. The first premium chapter is Chapter 16, so if you've already read it, please don't buy it again. I hope you lovely readers will keep supporting me!
May all my dear followers grow rich and have everything they wish for!
[Currently serializing next door] The Hated Villain Is Being Targeted by a Possessive Bottom [Top POV]
Updating now. The author has the entire novel written in advance, posts daily, and won't abandon the story. Stop by and add it to your favorites! The first arc is complete and ready to binge!
Blurb: Everyone knows that the universally hated, corrupted villain in a danmei novel is obsessed with bouncing back and forth between the male lead and the love interest, constantly courting death and throwing obstacles in their way. It's his job to drive the plot, stir up chaos, and finally, boom! Burn himself up as the catalyst for the leads' love.
At the end of the story, the male lead and the love interest finally live happily ever after. The fireworks celebrating their love rain down on the villainous second male lead's battered corpse!
As a villain who has transmigrated into a book, Nan Pei'an is reaching career burnout. Every time, he has to be the pain in the neck between the two male leads, earning their scorn and hatred, and ruining his own reputation. How could he not be sick of it?
Nan Pei'an wants to reject this death-wish script, but the System tells him he has to complete ten villain roles. If he fails, he'll die!
Nan Pei'an: There's no way I'm going to be enthusiastic. I'll just slack off until the System warns me, then reluctantly do something stupid!
Nan Pei'an keeps dancing along the razor's edge of plot deviation, pretending to slack while really bullying people. Who would have guessed that after he started slacking, the love interest, Zong Shoujiao, would confess to him again and again during his missions?
Script One: He's a school bully who loves picking on the poor little thing (√ Main story and extra chapters complete, ready to binge!)
Does it count as bullying if I pick on him and make little Jiao do push-ups?
Does it count as bullying if I drag little Jiao over to tutor him?
Does it count as bullying if I tease little Jiao about his adorable, round little toe peeking out?
Bullying him... Nan Pei'an goes all out under the System's warnings!
As a poor high school boy whose parents don't love him, Zong Shoujiao is so used to being bullied and picked on that even the smallest crumb of sweetness can stir his heart.
But that guy is so strange. He keeps taking away that tiny bit of sweetness, as addictive as opium, and stirring up the waters of his heart.
Zong Shoujiao hates that no matter how hard he tries, he can't escape his fate as a weakling, or... that person's confusing closeness and distance.
Years later, they meet again. The poor little thing who used to be bullied has become a powerful business magnate, and he gets Nan Pei'an back by making him lose everything.
The desperate villain thinks he has failed at the very last moment, only for the poor little thing to hold him close with red-rimmed eyes and say, "Now I can finally mark you and everything you have as mine, fair and square."
Script One is a wall-sticker romance, a crazed love story drenched in melodrama.
Script Two: He's an obscure, ugly idol, responsible for comic relief on a dating show
He'll avoid the leads so the story won't go off the rails, and focus on his career. He never expects that his popularity will keep rising thanks to his cooking and skating skills, while the whole cast starts looking at him with secret affection.
"Dog hair allergies can kill you. I was just taking you to the hospital since I was going that way."
"You can't eat spicy food, so why are you trying to prove something? Drink this hot milk, and finish it in one go!"
Two casual remarks from Nan Pei'an set off a secret love triangle.
"He can only be mine. Not even his own brother can take him from me." Zong Shoujiao's eyes were dark with possessiveness.
Script Three: He's a villainous alpha general who takes advantage of his uncle's vulnerable widow and forces her to be his!
Script Four: He's the "scumbag" who breaks the love interest's heart during their divorce by agreement, while a green-tea top waits nearby to take advantage.
But Zong Shoujiao throws himself on the floor at the divorce registry and cries, "Do you think I won't cheat on you? A hundred times! Would you really not care even then?"
Scripts Five and Six...
Script Seven: He transmigrates into a straight, chauvinistic, useless male bug, good for nothing but his huge dick.
Zong Shoujiao, now a female bug, blushes shyly. "It's fine. Your little pet bug will obediently take whatever you dish out. Husband, go wild. Jiao-jiao likes it this way."
Reading guide:
1. They spoil each other. A different kind of satisfying, feel-good story. At heart, it's a healing, silly comedy, so don't be scared off by the possessive love interest in the first arc! Bowing!
2. A collection of stories about transmigrating into books. The protagonist is the same in every story, but his identity and background change. The order of the arcs may be adjusted depending on the writing schedule.
3. Plenty of chapters are already written. Updates will follow the rankings before the premium chapters begin, then at least three chapters a week, aiming for six. Please add it to your favorites. Bowing!
[Blurb]
A sweet, healing story about food and adorable pets.
One-on-one romance, happy ending.
Couple: A fussy, adorable idea machine who loves to eat and cook, a little Taotie, paired with a calm, collected, calculating actor who's constantly on the verge of falling apart.
As an adorable ancient mythical beast, the little Taotie is naturally quite "ferocious"! She swears she'll devour everything! Awooo~
The little Taotie catches the mouthwatering scents drifting up from the human world and can't resist. She secretly inhabits the body of Tao Lele, an obscure actress in the entertainment industry whose career is going nowhere.
But Tao Lele isn't worried. She only cares about getting onto variety shows and film sets, basking in the actor's fame, and making the most of everything so she can sample every delicacy in the human world and show off her incredible cooking. Along the way, she wins over adorable pets from all three realms with her food, becomes everyone's favorite, and even snags an actor to be her partner.
Charity case one: What should you do when a big cat spirit is sickly and refuses to eat?
The little Taotie catches fish by hand and feeds it with love! Then she tempts it with catnip and takes it on as her underling.
Charity case two: What should you do when a chubby panda spirit is a fussy little thing who refuses to eat?
The little Taotie makes delicious bamboo-tube rice, polishes off all the rice, and gives the panda spirit the empty bamboo tube!
Charity case three: What should you do when a peacock spirit is losing feathers, cares about its looks, and is too afraid of the bitterness to drink its medicine?
The little Taotie downs six bowls of the intensely bitter fleeceflower-root and black sesame tonic right in front of it, then declares, "I can drink more!"
Every creature in the three realms falls under the spell of her pots and pans, eagerly offering the little Taotie a sliver of its spiritual consciousness in gratitude.
The little Taotie levels up by defeating monsters, gradually awakening her spiritual consciousness as she cultivates in the human world. In the end, she attains the Great Dao and becomes everyone's favorite across the three realms.
And a boyfriend? She can just pick one up along the way!
Little scene 1:
"Lele, don't you remember me?" After much inner turmoil, Zhou Hongfei finally said it.
Tao Lele froze. Oh no, she thought. Someone from the original owner's past, or an old flame, must have come looking for her. Forcing a smile, she said, "Come on, we're practically family. How could I not remember you?"
Though Zhou Hongfei still felt something was off, he pressed on. "I confessed to you the day before yesterday, and you said you'd give me an answer in three days. Can I hear it today?"
Tao Lele went completely still, a chicken leg in her hand with one bite taken out of it, poised to suck the crispy skin into her mouth.
Once she'd fully processed what he meant, her expression fell. She scrunched up her little face, her features crumpling as she said pitifully, "I... actually... if... I can't give you an answer right now, can I still eat the chicken leg?"
Zhou Hongfei sighed helplessly and waved a hand. "Go ahead, go ahead!"
The heroine, the little Taotie, is an angel, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, and a three-realm cutie who knows exactly how to win hearts!
And when they're eighty:
Zhou Hongfei asks shakily, "They say... we're... fake."
Tao Lele says, "Get lost. Don't ruin my chances of making money off our shippers. My food livestream is about to blow up."
Every adorable pet in the three realms loves the heroine too!
[Fantasy Romance Available for Preorder Next Door]
The Pitiful Bride I Forced Into Marriage Becomes Famous Across the Stars by Livestreaming Her Farming. The blurb is at the very bottom. The author has the entire novel written in advance and posts daily, so stop by and add it to your favorites!
The Pitiful Bride I Forced Into Marriage Becomes Famous Across the Stars by Livestreaming Her Farming
May all my dear followers grow rich.
Farming, interstellar, and everyone-loves-the-heroine stories.
Adorable interstellar plants and an adorable pet farm.
Ye Miaoyan, a PhD in agricultural sciences, falls off a cliff while collecting soil samples. When she wakes up, she's in an interstellar world.
This world has just been through a great upheaval. It's desolate, food is scarce, the soil is barren, and the quality of life is extremely low.
With the population drastically reduced, they still cling to outdated customs and force people into marriages to produce children.
A delicate, fair-skinned beauty like her is a "hot commodity" in the eyes of the high-ranking officials of this interstellar society.
But then... not long after marrying into the general's residence...
Little scene 1:
In the back courtyard, the subordinates see what their lady is doing and cry out in unison, "Madam, Madam, you can't! You mustn't! That tree can't be cut down!"
They watch as Ye Miaoyan, tiny as she is, swings a huge axe and fells the largest dead tree in the courtyard. It crashes to the ground.
Then Ye Miaoyan bursts into hearty laughter that doesn't match her petite frame at all. "Hahahaha! This wasteland is mine now!"
She, Ye Miaoyan, is determined to become the interstellar world's "Yuan Longping" and fulfill her farming dream in this strange new world.
She plants one seed and harvests a whole field, and... along the way, she snags a husband.
Little scene 2:
General Jiang Funong has been very troubled lately.
What should he do about his strange wife?
What should he do about his wife not being what he expected?
When she first came through the door, he thought she was a pitiful little thing, fair-skinned and beautiful, too weak to do anything for herself.
He was more than willing to respect her, dote on her, and indulge her...
But then... planting rice, fertilizing, chopping trees, plowing fields, she handles every task with amazing skill!
Anyone who didn't know better would think my general's residence was your vegetable garden, Ye Miaoyan!
When Ye Miaoyan sees her husband arrive, she turns back with a smile in the golden light of the setting sun and coos, "Hubby~ I can't plow anymore!"
General Jiang Funong freezes, then strides over without looking away and takes the hoe. Under the sunset, the two of them... plow the fields, raise cattle and sheep, and have children...
As the general swings the hoe with all his might, he thinks: Fine. Maybe this land can be... our vegetable garden.
Couple: The helpless little waif Ye Miaoyan, paired with Jiang Funong, a domineering, manly man who loves plowing the fields with gusto.
Both are virgins, happy ending, sweet romance. The author won't abandon the story, has it all written in advance, and updates daily.
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Great writing, keep it up
Best Actor Zhou! Yeah! The stock buying party is successful!
Finished, great looking, thanks for the limited fee!
The Lotus Lantern feels like a sequel to Erlang's story of cutting a mountain to save his mother.
Oh~ These two can't be CPs (love brain explodes)
That military dog is really pitiful, the director is not a human being
Hahahahahaha what is Guiling jelly, luckily I can't get used to drinking it 2333
Look at the beginning again~
Come on~ The little elephant is so cute!!
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