Two Hundred Thousand Elite Soldiers

I command 200,000 elite troops, and the crown prince has just been found dead under mysterious circumstances in my territory. What should I do when the envoys arrive to hold me accountable?!

Low EQ: The crown prince's death has absolutely nothing to do with us. If you investigate, it may turn out that another royal heir was responsible.

Low class: Who the hell put the imperial robe on me?

Average EQ: I have no disloyal intentions. I am acting under the mandate of Heaven to guard the frontier, and I would never forget my duty.

Low class: I have 200,000 troops stationed at the border. An envoy can come all he likes, but even the empress dowager would have to kiss me twice.

High EQ: I am willing to write a letter to the enemy nation, saying the emperor can no longer tolerate me and that I am willing to defect with my 200,000 elite troops.

Low class: Don't fucking make me take a shit on the dragon throne.

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