He's the most famous painter in Qiandu City. His skill is so extraordinary and his brushwork so inspired that the people he paints can step out of the picture and speak. That's a little exaggerated (not really).
One day, he received a nude portrait of himself. It looked just like a mirror image. The figure in the painting was alluringly built, lifelike, and spoke: "Five taels for one night..."
It also said: "Tomorrow, published nationwide..."
The great painter covered his face.
That night, a group of masked men stormed the painter's residence with swords. They removed their masks, and the hall filled with murderous intent.
Hua Xunhua: "G-g-g-great..."
The great swordsman Peng Bo, the great physician Shi Hai, the great master Miao Yan, and the great general Sha Lingwo...
Each of the great men held a nude portrait of himself, the kind only the great painter could make, and which could talk...
Come on, everyone, say it with me: "Five taels for one night..."
The great painter dejectedly removed his mask and took out his own portrait: "Tomorrow, published nationwide..."
The great swordsman sprang up and hurled his sword: "Who! The hell did this!!!!"
The great physician: "I'll poison his whole family!"
The great master trembled as he held his sword. "I... I..."
The great general: "I'll fucking kill him!!!!"
The great painter gritted his teeth. "Together! Find him, then kill him!"
Three days later, all the great men gathered at the painter's residence.
The great painter: "Gentlemen...
How about... we sell them?"
A slightly unhinged, jealous man / a little goddess who only knows how to be direct
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In her second year of college, Shi Xin's father went to prison and her mother remarried. She also took on a mountain of debt for her senior's company, working hard to pay it off while juggling odd jobs and side work. Then one day, she ran into the arrogant, cool CEO Luo.
The first time they met, he tossed a stack of cash into her car. "Do you know what this is?"
Shi Xin: "Online payment..."
He tossed in another stack. "Cut the crap! One night."
Shi Xin lowered her head in silence. "I can't use that much..."
The next day, someone leaped off the third-floor balcony, landing nimbly.
The dorm supervisor: "Was that thing just now a man?!"
Shi Xin: "No! It was trash."
The man: ...
The man: "I'll take care of you. Stop calling me trash."
Shi Xin: "I owe the bank a loan, and there's the lawyer's fee, plus..."
The man: "I'll message you the money. Use the rest to rent an apartment."
Shi Xin lowered her head. "I can't use that much either..."
★ An aspiring actress who works hard on her acting x a rich second-generation heir who pays to get into trouble
★ Sweet cohabitation + tender confinement as he pursues love
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My new novel is out: Can't Think of a Name
Theme: Treasure the present.
Silly Baitian was deceived and confused, and the confused version turned black hahaha
It's hard to say who abandons whom www
There must be a filter in the eye of the beholder hahahaha
It's a clear sign! It's a pity that it's silly and sweet.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
One night, Brother Chi, it's not easy. It's not easy.
It felt like the concubines and these princes were acting in a show before. They were all fine when the emperor didn't come, but when he came they started to make a fuss. Does the emperor want to see it?
Already out of anger, hahaha
Wow. It's actually this. Good!
Are you back already?!