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Blurb:
Deep in the Ninefold Purgatory of the underworld, a wicked ghost has been burning for years. Its sins are more numerous than the souls waiting in line to be reincarnated. Even the combined karmic flames of the ten directions can't burn it away or save it, unless... they stick it onto someone else.
Then one day, the wicked ghost in the purgatory is replaced. There is no flesh or blood, and its face is impossible to make out. Its entire body has been reduced to a wisp of smoke.
The whole underworld buzzes with speculation.
Little ghost (excited): "Which unlucky soul is this? What did they do to get burned this badly?"
Wandering spirit (wriggling around): "They're burned like this and still can't be reincarnated? I've never seen anyone in the entire underworld suffer so much."
Judge: "This ghost... might be a rather important one..."
Qian Yinchen is a great man, yet the immortal realm mistakenly thinks he's into men. He can't bear children, yet he grits his teeth and carries one for her. After a thousand days in purgatory, this lofty immortal is cast down to the mortal world, reduced to a lonely ghost in the underworld, all for her to ask, "Do we know each other...?"
Qian Yinchen: "We do. Very well."
Your self-service karma desk is ready, big ghost. Come here...
The heroine likes fighting monsters. The hero likes bathing.
No rebirth.
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My new novel next door, About My Host Getting Scammed. Here's the blurb:
He is the most ingenious painter in Qiandu City. His brushwork is so magically inspired that the people he paints can walk out of the picture and speak. That's a bit of an exaggeration (not really).
One day, he receives a nude portrait of himself. It's just like looking in a mirror. The figure in the painting is stunningly built and lifelike, and it opens its mouth to say, "Five taels for a night..."
And then: "Tomorrow, it goes public nationwide..."
The great painter covers his face.
That very night, a group of masked men storm the painter's residence with swords. They remove their masks, and the hall fills with murderous intent.
Male lead: "G-g-g-great..."
The great swordsman Peng Bo, the great physician Shi Hai, the great doctor Miao Yan, and the great general Sha Lingwo...
The great men are each holding a nude portrait that looks just like them in a mirror, painted by none other than the great painter. The portraits can talk...
Come on, say it with me, one, two, three: "Five taels for a night..."
The great painter dejectedly removes his mask and takes out his own portrait. "Tomorrow, it goes public nationwide..."
The great swordsman hurls his sword into the air: "Who! Who the hell did this!!!!"
The great physician: "I'll poison their whole family!"
The great doctor trembles as he grips his sword. "I... I..."
The great general: "I'll screw them!!!!"
The great painter grits his teeth. "Together! Let's find them and screw them!"
Three days later, all the great men gather at the painter's residence.
The great painter: "Gentlemen!
How about... we sell them..."
A somewhat unstable, extremely jealous top * A goddess who only speaks her mind
Theme: Break through the heretical path and see the light of the moon
I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't understand the copy.