[The King's Avatar] Reborn: I'm a Big Shot in Glory

I was reborn, back on the day before Glory launched, with all the dungeon guides and game information from the next ten years.

In my previous life, Lord Grim tore apart my family (?) and destroyed my home (?) before finally killing me. Thankfully, Heaven took pity on me and gave me the chance to start over!

This time, I'll get ahead at every turn. With complete guides to every hidden dungeon, silver weapon crafting techniques, and an early introduction to Glory's future top god, One Autumn Leaf!

When the tenth server opens again, I'll get the retired Ye Qiu to teach that bastard Lord Grim a good lesson!

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Ten years later, Penguin. Ye Xiu receives a private message:

Snow of a Thousand Autumns: God Ye, for old times' sake, could you help me teach someone a lesson?

Ye Qiu: Oh? Who made you mad this time? Most people can't get me to do odd jobs like that. So, who are we going after?

Snow of a Thousand Autumns: Lord! Grim!

Ye Qiu: ?

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You can tell from the blurb that this is never going to be a serious story. It's just a crazy parody written to mess around with everyone in the fourth edition. Purely ridiculous. The author's not right in the head. OOC for everyone!

I'll probably come up with all kinds of cringe-worthy lines, like "Ye Xiu's face held three parts cold indifference, three parts mockery, and four parts nonchalance." (Yep.)

Theme: Just messing around.