After Picking Up a Foolish Bodhisattva of a Man

Wei Zhuo graduated straight into unemployment and had no choice but to become a streamer.

Unfortunately, beauty filters are all the rage these days, so a good-looking face isn't worth a thing.

After three months as a tiny streamer, his tips were even more pitiful than his looks.

One day, he came across a disheveled, starving, dim-witted beggar.

To earn some good karma, he bought the beggar a meal.

He'd planned to send him packing after dinner, but accidentally groped his chest.

Wei Zhuo's eyes immediately lit up.

Good grief, I'd actually picked up a male bodhisattva!

That gave him an idea. With a body like that and a man that dumb, it would be a waste not to do some suggestive streams!

That very night, a new account called [Xiao Wei: Five Virtues, Four Beauties, Three Loves] burst onto the scene!

"The Allure of a Lace-Trimmed Maid," "Big Tree, Deep Roots," "A Fair-Skinned Hunk's Hip-Thrusting Cross-Dressing Show," "Outdoor Shower: A Wet T-Shirt Show," "Naked Imprisonment in the Basement"...

His streams didn't just feature a male bodhisattva. The key was that they were duos.

The viewers were getting hot and bothered.

[Xiao Lu has an angel's face. I'd let him fuck me until I couldn't take care of myself.]

[Hey, look at the long-legged, slim-waisted Wei guy next to him.]

[These two keep teasing us with fake-outs. Are they afraid to go all the way?]

[Keep going, don't stop. What could my VIP eyes possibly be forbidden to see!!]

Thanks to his suggestive duo streams, the tiny streamer finally got famous and made a fortune. He could practically dream about his bank balance and wake up smiling.

As his streams grew more popular, Wei Zhuo also discovered that the idiot was incredibly skilled. He could wield a long sword or a spear, and every move looked convincing. He didn't even need wires to perform a flying stunt. One twist of that perfect backside and he was up on the wall. Newton would have been unable to keep his coffin lid shut.

This wasn't an idiot. This was a money-printing machine!

Wei Zhuo was a straight man through and through. He was just using the idiot as a tool.

To keep him from running off, Wei Zhuo repeatedly messed with his head.

"If it weren't for me, you'd have starved to death on the street. I practically gave you a new life!"

"You have to adore me forever and never lie to me. You have to listen to everything I say and do everything I tell you to!"

Wei Zhuo had thought the idiot didn't understand a thing, but somehow, he noticed that the man's gaze was growing more and more unsettling.

Wei Zhuo: I'm straight. This is all an act. Anyone who takes it seriously is the real idiot!

Later, while they were doing a duo stream together, Wei Zhuo discovered that the other man had shamelessly gotten hard.

Terrified, Wei Zhuo left the idiot at home, grabbed his things, and ran.

Later

The handsome, broad-chested man had just become a nationwide sensation, thanks to a dazzling fight scene in a hit drama. The newly famous actor finally caught Wei Zhuo and locked him in the basement. Furrowing his brows, he asked in earnest, "Didn't you say you'd adore me? Why did you run?"

Wei Xiaozhuo, dressed as a lace-trimmed maid and soaked from head to toe, cried, "Who could handle roots that deep?"

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In his previous life, Lu Li had been a diligent and devoted bodyguard. Apart from the emperor, he had eyes for no one.

Even on the brink of death, he had never fallen for anyone.

Then one day, he transmigrated to another world and met a beautiful young man.

The young man fed him, gave him a place to stay, and even affectionately wrapped an arm around his waist...

Lu Li thought that although they were both men, if the young man liked him, he ought to do his best to satisfy him.

Synopsis screenshotted on December 13, 2024

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