Kitty, You Can Eat Egg Pancakes!

[Complete]

A doting, fatherly top X a spoiled, mischievous, face-card-wielding, world-bullying, universally adored, clueless, catlike pretty-boy streamer

[Livestreaming, mutual first love, older top, sweet romance, feel-good story]

A rookie streamer entered the shooting-game section of Shark Live. His gaming skills were so bad that the viewers mocked him, but his baby-faced catlike looks earned him the number-one spot among Shark Live's most handsome streamers.

[Maybe the streamer should stop gaming and become an actor. We'll start a fan club for you.]

[He's so freaking bad, he probably comes from a poor family and started streaming to make a few bucks.]

[Stop playing, streamer. Stand up and dance, show a little skin, and you'll make a fortune.]

The little streamer glanced at the screen, pouted, bared his little cat fangs, and flung his mouse. "No!"

The streamer really had a temper. He muted anyone who called him bad, muted anyone who said anything unpleasant, and muted anyone who asked him to dance. He could mute around a hundred people in a single stream.

This was ridiculous! The viewers had no idea who'd given him the nerve!

One day, while streaming, the little streamer played on his phone for a while. Somehow, his expression darkened.

As if in a fit of pique, he refused to touch the lobster feast he'd ordered and made himself a cup of instant noodles instead.

A little while later, there was a noise at the door, followed by a man's deep, magnetic voice: "Baby."

The little streamer ignored him and slurped his noodles. A broad-shouldered, long-legged man in a black suit appeared on camera.

The man brought the trash can over and pinched the streamer's face. "Spit it out."

Zhang Xiaomao pushed his hand away. "I want an egg-filled pancake."

The man called the restaurant.

Zhang Xiaomao: "I want one from a street stall."

After a long standoff, the man sighed and went out the door.

The streamer flashed a smug smile at the camera.

The chat asked who that had been.

The streamer focused on shooting. "Don't know him. Some stranger."

Viewers:

[????]

[???????]

[He won't eat the restaurant food, but he'll eat street food. Nice.]

[I thought he was only bossy on stream. I didn't know he was even bossier with other people.]

[Who exactly spoiled him into this lawless little menace…]

[To the brothers who've been muted for a hundred years: you can rest in peace. This streamer was spoiled into being an absolute menace...]

[Claiming the stranger who'll go downstairs in the middle of the night to buy me an egg-filled pancake.]

*The shou has his reasons for behaving this way (just a little).

*The top adopted the shou and raised him from childhood. He has a terrible temper.

*When the top disciplines the shou, he spanks him.

*The CP have no blood relation and are not related through household registration.

Two additions now that it's complete:

*Sweet romance. The top treats the shou like a treasure; includes a twisted minor character.

*Mutual love and a happy ending, the sweet and clingy kind, so it may not suit readers who are extremely possessive about their favorite character.

---Coming soon: "You Smell Like His Puppy". Add it to your reading lists, everyone, so I can start writing sooner!

[Gentle, beautiful, married heartthrob shou X still chooses to forgive him, utterly lovestruck and unhinged gong]

[Lighthearted comedy and sweet romance]

He Jia recently discovered his wife's shocking secret.

He and his wife Ye Zishui were childhood sweethearts. They'd been married for two years, and their romance had been sweet and passionate the whole time.

Until He Jia discovered

Unrelated medical journals kept appearing on their bedside table.

A pile of lingerie he hadn't bought was hidden deep in the wardrobe.

And in the laundry basket, there were several pairs of the same style of coarse cotton underwear, the kind he would never wear.

What's more, his gentle, shy wife, who'd always been that way, was clumsily trying to cover everything up

secretly slipping the magazines into a bag to take them away.

Shoving the pink lingerie into the very back of the wardrobe.

Cutting the coarse cotton underwear into cleaning rags.

All of it pointed to one conclusion: ...his beautiful wife was cheating on him, and she had at least three lovers!!!

He Jia felt like the sky had fallen... heartbroken! Furious! Drunk out of his mind! Sobbing nonstop!

Unable to confide in his friends, he could only ask for help on Little Red Book!

Then, amid a chorus of comments urging him to leave, he decided to forgive his darling wife…()

After some soul-searching, He Jia decided to give his wife a chance to confess on her own.

He secretly took out the medical journals and pretended to read them in the living room.

He deliberately left the lingerie on the bed.

He put on the coarse cotton underwear and wandered around the house.

All he had to do was wait for his wife to open the door and catch him red-handed...

Theme: Treat others with honesty.