A cute new upcoming novel, You Smell Like His Little Dog, blurb below!
--Story blurb
The Transmigration Bureau
A colleague from the Substitute for the White Moonlight Department took leave, so they asked Fang Ling to fill in and take over the current progress of this ABO substitute romance.
Fang Ling waved a hand and readily agreed.
And so he transmigrated into the book and got to work:
The domineering CEO sneered. "Hmph. Don't think you can act all pitiful just because you look a little like him when you cry."
The timid, pitiful Omega substitute, who had been kneeling, suddenly stood up.
"Right, you like the way he cries, don't you? Why else would you choose me? And now you think I'm putting on an act, huh? You don't like it, is that it? Fine, I'm leaving! I'm leaving right now!"
The CEO frowned. "What are you freaking out about?"
Fang Ling roared:
"What am I freaking out about? If I'm not freaking out, what am I supposed to do? Catch a plague? You think I've had the same education as you people? That I went to school? That I know what it's like to have a loving family? I grew up alone. I saw everyone else with families and husbands, and I was jealous too. So all I can do is freak out, to prove that somebody cares about me too. Even that bothers you? Then you might as well kill me! Here, I'll get you a knife."
The CEO: "..." QAQ I'm scared.
When the white moonlight's friends took turns insulting the substitute:
--"You're just a substitute. As soon as Xia comes back, he'll kick you out!"
--"Exactly! Don't think you can steal someone's man. Ha, know your place."
The Omega, who usually put up with everything, nodded.
"Mm-hmm, you're right, but... Have you ever considered that the Great Wall of China is 21,196 kilometers long and Mount Fuji is 3,776 meters tall? Have you ever considered how wide a whale's butt gets when it poops, and how long it takes to close again? Have you ever thought about how much it must hurt? No, you haven't! Because you only care about yourselves!"
Everyone: "??? A crazy person can't be held criminally responsible. Run, now!!!"
Lately, Qi Yue had realized there was something very wrong with his substitute. He couldn't hit him or yell at him, and even the slightest wrong look would make him erupt.
Even a business trip was enough to make him break down and wail, "Hubby! How can I live without you?"
All Qi Yue could do was take good care of him, soothe him, and hope he wouldn't go crazy.
At a party, everyone stared in surprise as Qi Yue held his substitute's hand.
Qi Yue suppressed a smile and said helplessly, "Well, what can I do? He's so clingy. He can't stand being apart from me."
The white moonlight had finally returned. Fang Ling only needed to get him and the CEO together to complete his mission.
So he squeezed out a few tears and urged the CEO to go find true love, telling him not to worry about him!
Qi Yue: "..." He's just saying that because he's upset. I need to keep my distance from the white moonlight.
The mission was taking forever, so Fang Ling had no choice but to pack up and run.
He had barely opened the door when Qi Yue wrapped an arm around his waist and whispered in his ear,
"Little lunatic, where are you going?"
When the colleague came back to work, he cried, "Help! The substitute and the CEO got their HE!"
He'd forgotten that Fang Ling belonged to the Crazy Antics Division, and that Fang Ling had earned the Transmigration Bureau's Outstanding Employee award at the annual gala for five years in a row thanks to his brilliant acting, so convincing it was indistinguishable from reality.
Reader's Guide:
0. An early work, with a setting built around an overactive imagination.
1. Extremely melodramatic. If that's not your thing, please proceed with caution. The main story may not have an HE by the time it ends; the HE is in the bonus chapters.
2. Mpreg! There's a child-rearing arc later, and the kid calls the bottom Mama.
3. From the start of the first chapter, the white moonlight already has a new love. The top has never had feelings for him.
---Upcoming novel: You Smell Like His Little Dog. Add it to your favorites, everyone, so I can start writing sooner!
[Gentle, beautiful, married beauty of a bottom X a devoted, unhinged top who still chooses to forgive him]
[Lighthearted, funny, sweet romance]
He Jia recently discovered a shocking secret about his husband.
He and his husband, Ye Zishui, had been childhood sweethearts. They'd been married for two years, and everything had been sweet and blissful, like they were still in the honeymoon phase.
Then He Jia discovered...
Medical journals that had nothing to do with each other kept appearing in their bedside table.
A pile of lingerie he hadn't bought was hidden deep in the closet.
And there were several pairs of the same kind of coarse cloth underwear in the laundry basket, the sort he would never wear.
What's more, his gentle, shy husband, who had been that way since childhood, was clumsily trying to cover it all up...
Secretly stuffing the journals into his bag to take them out.
Shoving the pink lingerie into the very back of the closet.
Cutting the coarse underwear into cleaning rags.
All of it pointed to one conclusion: his beautiful husband was cheating on him, and had at least three lovers!!!
He Jia felt like the sky had fallen... grief-stricken! Furious! Dead drunk! Sobbing nonstop!
Unable to confide in his friends, he could only turn to Xiaohongshu for help!
Then, amid a flood of comments urging him to break up, he decided to forgive his darling husband...
He Jia learned his lesson and decided to give his husband a chance to come clean on his own.
He stole a medical journal and pretended to read it in the living room.
He deliberately left the lingerie on the bed.
He put on the coarse underwear and wandered around the house.
All he had to do was wait for his husband to come through the door and catch him in the act...
Theme: Treating others with honesty and kindness is the only way to earn their sincerity.
An Angel Wife Has Descended Upon My Home
You Smell Like His Puppy
My Cold-Blooded Boss Is a Hopeless Anime Romantic
After My Beautiful Mermaid Wife Showed Up with Our Baby
A Pretty Young Widower Brings His Child to Brave the Infinite
Kitty, You Can Eat Egg Pancakes!
Encountering the Stars [Farming]
From Hated on a Dating Show to the Most Wanted Marriage Candidate
Where did tmd chase his wife to the crematorium? It turns out that your wife-chasing crematorium is about attacking, forcing, and sexually harassing, controlling, and continuing to abuse, imprisoning, and restraining? I can't stand this anymore. My breasts are breasts too, and readers' lives are also lives. What is this? I'm really convinced that you don't love men too much. I can't stand it anymore. Who is watching this fucking dregs of dregs? I can't take it anymore, the collection is huge. Help, I'm going crazy!!! (Twisted and dark crawling, scratching the floor with its head, scratching its ears and cheeks, bending itself and making a sharp cracking sound)
I'm really embarrassed... Show me Yuyu, this is the so-called crematorium... I'm really... I'm speechless about my heart attack and vomiting blood... I just attack that cool operation and don't give him a bloody head. Regret is too late, mourning is worse than death. I feel like there is nothing I can do. I thought I would build a crematorium, but this is what happened??? I really can't buy the next few V chapters. I'm really afraid that I'll be so angry that I'll die. At first I thought Shou was a man-eating man, but it turned out to be a love-minded idiot, and even gave me the hallucination of being a scumbag and attacking Shou... I went crazy and played more than a dozen games of King all night, but I couldn't get over it. The feeling of being fed by the author for the first time in my life was really excruciating, it was really painful, and it was a psychological shadow, simply!!! That's it for now. I think the first half of the chapter can be compared to the few cents I spent and give it a good review. I can't stand it anymore. I want to slow down. I really want to die.
After reading it, I feel that the whole article is a bit high and low. The first half was okay in handling the characters. Whether it was Gong worshiping a Buddha he had never believed in for Shou, or Shou was warned by the system when he took the initiative to kiss Gong, it can be seen that their relationship grew from scratch. However, since Xia returned to China and the night the two of them broke the mirror, the handling was just so-so. The hurt Gong faced Shou didn't make Shou really let go or feel hurt? I didn't see anything profound about the crematorium in the subsequent interactions. Shou was still unclear about Gong, and Gong's regret was not well portrayed, and the crematorium continued to turn dark. Shou rode his horse into a tree and Zisha didn't make Gong feel any remorse. He pretended to jump off a building and broke his legs, but Gong retreated far away for five months...? The final result was that Gong took the initiative to detonate the two fertilized eggs that destroyed the plan he had been pursuing, but it was written at the end of the text. It was a bit too late. Was the purpose of the text to create an open ending? I feel like this is a bit rushed.
After reading it, I don't understand but respect it
This article is really unfriendly to my breasts
…Well, isn't this fucking obscenity and sexual harassment?
Lao Qi is really like having a drink at a player's house. He only needs to follow his ideas and doesn't care about Xiao Fang's wishes at all. Are you angry?
Congratulations on the completion!!! If so, Fang Ling will come back, right? Then when will Qi Yue know that the child is his? Looking forward to his extra episode
Emm... To be honest, an alpha like Qi Yue is really embarrassing?? I feel like I don't respect Fang Ling at all. I look forward to the slap in the face later.
I really want to see Xiao Fang torture him so hard.