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[True villain x hypocrite]
[Strikingly beautiful bird showing off its plumage, in a good way x bland, reserved office worker who watches birds]
The Celestial Realm had two most renowned Immortal Lords. One was Immortal Lord Qingran, kind and warm as jade, a paragon of the virtuous gentleman. He had been entrusted with the late Celestial Emperor's orphan and was worthy of serving as the Realm's chancellor. The sincerity of his heart was plain for all under Heaven to see. The other was Immortal Lord Xingyao, a transformed spirit crane with an exceptionally rare bloodline. Appointed Imperial Preceptor by the late emperor, he was peerlessly beautiful. His temperament left something to be desired, but his face was enough to be called the finest in all the realms.
The late emperor unexpectedly passed into the Dao, leaving his only daughter to succeed him. The two Immortal Lords supported her, one as chancellor and the other as Imperial Preceptor.
However, these two were actually former spouses who had divorced and reconciled countless times. They were all smiles in front of the emperor, but as soon as court was over, they traded barbed remarks. At their worst, they even brawled in court with their ceremonial tablets, making life miserable for the entire Celestial Realm.
The other immortals couldn't take it anymore and petitioned the Celestial Emperor: Why not ask the Matchmaker God to find these two new partners, so the Celestial Realm can finally have some peace?
After a moment's consideration, the emperor decided to make the two tie the knot again, so they wouldn't torment anyone else.
And so, the two Immortal Lords began visiting the Matchmaker God's temple three times a month. They'd divorce and remarry, splitting over political differences, over Qingran looking at another bird, or even because lunch hadn't been seasoned with chili. The Matchmaker God was at his wits' end.
Immortal Lord Qingran: Kunfu is nothing but a pretty face. He's treacherous, unworthy of his position, and the greatest monster in all the realms. As for our past, I can only assume my eyes weren't working properly back then.
Immortal Lord Xingyao: I'd rather hang myself from the Matchmaker's tree than associate with a hypocrite like Huan Xueyi. His face is despicable. Just looking at him makes me sick.
The next month, the two were back at the Matchmaker God's temple, reconciling once again. The other immortals were no longer surprised.
---A Few Things to Know Before Reading---
1. Still figuring things out, but please support workplace enemies-to-lovers.
2. Includes a secondary couple.
3. The author enjoys making things up about the worldbuilding. The story hits its stride later on.
Theme: Peace under Heaven
"Qing" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ clear
"Too little" is a big bug for the author~ Rare
These two people are still interesting when they are choking each other 🐶
Hey, hey, I don't know what to say, I feel so emotional
Huan kept holding Kunfu, and I kept getting fainted by the cuteness. The little one was huddled in his arms, who understands? Who understands?!
Meow meow meow, boss, today is my birthday (proud akimbo)
Oh no!! By the way, seeing this Kunfu for the first time, wouldn't it be so beautiful and joyful?
Actually, who is the attacker, Brother Paolu or Mimi?
Seriously, it's a bit funny
If you suddenly ask for a red line, you may not be completely sincere.